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"Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by kingfish on 03-03-12 at 08:11 PM
In honor of our first short person that wasn't a Hantz (thus actually a sub-humanoid species), let's have a short joke Basher thread.

Rolly's "Eight and a Half Men" comment plus the fact that out of sheer laziness I myself have been going to this theme more often than not has led me to believe that this a Survivor Genre that hasn't been mined out. Yet. Let's do that.

Poor little Leif, gets picked on because he's small. Well suck it up, it's your fault for being born that way.


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"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by michel on 03-03-12 at 09:05 PM

Watch Matt the Ventriloquist and his favorite puppet

"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by suzzee on 03-07-12 at 03:20 PM
>guilty snicker< good one



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"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by RollDdice on 03-04-12 at 02:04 AM
LAST EDITED ON 03-04-12 AT 02:05 AM (EST)


Rolly's "Eight and a Half Men" comment (in the BTS Episode 03 thresd) plus the fact that out of sheer laziness I myself have been going to this theme more often than not has led me to believe that this a Survivor Genre that hasn't been mined out. Yet. Let's do that.
.............................................

Are you kidding me? I've got another dozen (or more) of these BTS Summary bad boys to write; I can't afford to be wasting material.

But I will say that if Leif wins the Survivior car giveaway and it's a '78 Chevy Impala that was painted candy apple green with red flames in a chop shop somewhere in East L.A., then he will most likely be a low rider driving a Lowrider.

Happy now?



Marc "Banging out the summaries" Burnett

"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by Aruba on 03-04-12 at 09:18 AM
Here's a few:

Leif is so short...you can see his feet on the passport photo he used to apply for Survivor.

Leif is so short...he has to cuff the shorts he's wearing for the show.

Leif is so short...he can do backflips in Salani's pitiful shelter.

Leif is so short...he was the last one to know it was raining on Wednesday's episode.

Leif is so short...he'd need a ladder to kiss Colton's A$$.

"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by kingfish on 03-04-12 at 10:49 AM
Leif really wanted to name his tribe the Lollypop gang.
"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by byoffer on 03-05-12 at 06:35 PM
FAIL!

If you are going to make that joke, at least get the punchline correct.

It's the Lollipop Guild.

"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by kingfish on 03-04-12 at 11:31 AM
As the men's team lines up, shoulder to shoulder to shoulder to ass to nose to shoulder to shoulder...
"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by kingfish on 03-04-12 at 12:34 PM
Leif's winnings will be paid out under the table.
"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by Aruba on 03-04-12 at 12:46 PM
If he doesn't win and is ousted early, he could pull a "Stacy Stillman" and sue CBS for gameshow-rigging...but it would probably be settled in Small Claims Court.
"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by kingfish on 03-05-12 at 02:39 PM
Leif. That's all, that's the long and the short of it.
"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by byoffer on 03-05-12 at 06:37 PM
It could be worse; he could be a Leaf...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fc/Toronto_Maple_Leafs_logo.svg/200px-Toronto_Maple_Leafs_logo.svg.png

"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by Aruba on 03-05-12 at 07:23 PM
"It could be worse; he could be a Leaf..."

If he was, whenever he lay on the ground, Cirie would freak out!

"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by kingfish on 03-05-12 at 11:50 PM
A little Leif goes a long way.

(OK, that was a low blow. According to Colton).


"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by kingfish on 03-06-12 at 03:09 PM
Leif has been trained in the ancient art of hand to kneecap fighting.
"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by kingfish on 03-07-12 at 12:23 PM
What are the under and under-er odds of Leif winning?
"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by suzzee on 03-07-12 at 03:35 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-07-12 AT 03:37 PM (EST)

S24 Final Three spoiler




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"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by michel on 03-07-12 at 05:47 PM
Geez, Suzzee! I was trying to avoid spoilers! OK, I'm stumped on the other two but I didn't want to know any of them...
"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by suzzee on 03-08-12 at 10:39 AM
Sorry to spill the coconuts



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"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by agman on 03-08-12 at 10:55 AM
bwhahahahahah....I love it!


"RE: Let's turn over a new Leif"
Posted by jbug on 03-08-12 at 12:10 PM
I'd not be surprised to see a Bobble-Head Lief by the end of the season. LOL

When Jeff told them he had nothing for them after the RC, the camera zooms in on Lief nodding away; then again at TC, the same.

There has to be some significance to the bobble head Lief.
The camera is focusing on it a lot.


or Hutwife either!