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"“Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"

Posted by RollDdice on 02-08-12 at 10:48 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-15-12 AT 04:51 PM (EST)

One World! One Heart! Let’s get together and snark all night. Okay, now that Bob Marley’s dreadlocks are rolling in his grave, we can get on to this season where the gimmick consists of eliminating the gimmicks.

Celebrate the elimination of segregation with both tribes living on one beach. Witness the sinking of Recycle Island. Enjoy all the fun when Survivor S24 premieres Wednesday, February 15, 2012.

Kingfish and suzzee are on high alert and I’ve asked tribe to design the siggies.

The Cast is listed below. Please request a character (or Snuffer, or animal, or HII; hell, we’re very accepting of cosplay here) and suggest your own tagline.

Here’s the cast:

Manono Tribe

Bill Posley – Apparently he’s a funny man and wants to push his mind and body to the limit.
Matt Quinlan – Attorney at Law who plans to play a “bold, evolved and innovative game.” Yeah, right.
Colton Cumbie – His name sounds like a dessert at Dairy Queen, but he’s looking for a boyfriend.
caseymagoo: Greg Smith, M.D. – A 64-year-old, keyboard playing, wrestling plastic surgeon. Almost too much parody material for one person to bear.
agman: Jay Byars – A professional model on Survivor? What’re the odds?
Jonas Otsuji – He's a Sushi Chef who lives in Utah, so he’s accustomed to disappointment and pain.
qwertypie: Leif Manson – Draws blood for a living. It’s a short draw.
Michael Jefferson – He’s “funny and flirty with the ladies”. Of course, that’s code for drama.
Troy Robertson – “Troyzan”. Swimsuit photographer without a camera. Hope he has a sketchbook and a piece of charcoal from the fire.


Salani

michel: Alicia Rosa – Special Ed Teacher. She’ll be giving the rest of the cast their “time outs”.
Chelsea Meissner – A medical sales rep, she will be very upset when her little wheelie drug sample cart get stuck in the sand.
Christina Cha – “CBS needs a funny, goofy and cute Asian girl!” She’s never heard of The Chenbot?
Kat Edorsson – According to the “Survivor Spotlight” she’s never had a PE class in her life.
suzzee: Kimberly Spradlin – She’s a bridal shop owner so she’s used to fighting and tantrums.
foonermints: Kourtney Moon – She’s a “motorcycle repair person” who’s hiding tattoos in the PR picture. Is she yet another Hantz spawn?
jbug: Monica Culpepper – Ex-NFL player’s wife. She thinks she’s starring on “The Real Hutwives of Samoa”.
Nina Acosta – Retired Law Enforcement Officer. No sign that she’s a hairy gay man… yet.
Sabrina Thompson – A high school teacher from Brooklyn, she’s planning to bring her own machete.


Staff
EPMP – RollDdice, but you can call me Roll or Dice or Roll the Dice. jbug can call me Rolly if it's an overwhelming compulsion.
Scarlett O Hara “Jiffy Pop” Probst

AssortedFlora & Fauna
suzzee: Sunken Retirement Redemption Island
suzzee: "The Neutral Zone"

Show Stuff
Molaholic: Jiffy's Snuffer
HII


Other Stuff I haven’t even thought of:
kingfish (Duh!)MissyPissy SenorPissario, MissyPissaria and her cast of thousands. Moe de'Info - Island Eye




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Messages in this discussion
"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by kingfish on 02-08-12 at 11:49 PM
I'm in. This year I will be witty yet down to earth, suave yet workingman-like and approachable, tall yet short, fashionable yet not frilly, and looking good smoking a pipe and wearing tweeds.

Moe de'Info, Island Eye? (work in progress)


"Mo'deeInfo: A closer look:"
Posted by foonermints on 02-09-12 at 00:45 AM
Pedantic but not wordy, an idiotic wise man lost both in Cleopatra and Blair Witch. Everyman loves you. Women swoon.

Off to The Doll Tree
"RE: Mo'deeInfo: A closer look:"
Posted by kingfish on 02-09-12 at 12:54 PM
When he's in Rome, they do as he does.

Honest to a foult, yet not above a little outright thievery.


"RE: Mo'deeInfo: A closer look:"
Posted by kingfish on 02-09-12 at 02:31 PM
Moe will put the Eye in Island.



"Moe (1)"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-09-12 at 05:07 AM

"RE: Moe (1)"
Posted by kingfish on 02-09-12 at 02:08 PM
Thanks Tribe. You always amaze me.

"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by foonermints on 02-09-12 at 00:58 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-09-12 AT 01:05 AM (EST)

Kourtney Moon! "Squeezing the Orofice"


"kourtney"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-09-12 at 05:08 AM

"RE: kourtney"
Posted by foonermints on 02-13-12 at 02:02 PM
Hopefully she'll turn out to be the little gold digger we all want!



"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by jbug on 02-09-12 at 10:16 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-09-12 AT 10:25 AM (EST)

Wait? We can't call you Rolly? please?

Monica Culpepper – Ex-NFL player’s wife. She thinks she’s starring on “The Housewives of Samoa”.

bbl w/ tagline
E: here we go.

I am nobody's Housewife!


"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by RollDdice on 02-09-12 at 01:50 PM
I've been called a lot worse.




Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.

"monica"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-09-12 at 08:41 PM

"RE: monica"
Posted by jbug on 02-10-12 at 10:01 AM
Thanks Tribey.


or Hutwife either!


"RE: monica"
Posted by foonermints on 02-13-12 at 02:14 PM

That's not what we saw when you poked your head out from the bamboo, sweetie.


"RE: monica"
Posted by jbug on 02-13-12 at 02:22 PM
I warned you about taking pictures of me before I gave the ok!
Give me that camera!


"Easy Hausfrau!"
Posted by foonermints on 02-13-12 at 04:36 PM
Blame Jiffy! He's the one that's going to show even more on you in front of all 5 viewers of Survivor

I hear "The Island Eye" has "private" footage.


I might have to give him "the golden pinch" to expose it.


"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by agman on 02-09-12 at 11:30 AM
I'll be Jay. Tagline: I workout



"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by jbug on 02-09-12 at 07:24 PM
should your siggy include a picture of the naked m&m ?

"jay"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-09-12 at 08:42 PM

"RE: jay"
Posted by agman on 02-09-12 at 10:15 PM


Thanks tribe it's perfect!


"RE: jay"
Posted by jbug on 02-10-12 at 05:23 PM
*SNORT*


or Hutwife either!

"If you are lucky"
Posted by foonermints on 02-13-12 at 06:02 PM
You'll see me on the Island.


I'm busy with "the Gold Pinch" alliance..


"RE: If you are lucky"
Posted by agman on 02-13-12 at 06:54 PM
GAWD!!!!!



"RE: If you are lucky"
Posted by foonermints on 02-13-12 at 07:50 PM
That is "Oh God!"


But you are forgiven, you haven't had "The Golden Pinch" yet.


"Housekeeping crap? Already?"
Posted by RollDdice on 02-09-12 at 02:03 PM
Just two reminders:

tribe asks that you try to keep your character tag lines as brief, concise and short as possible so he has the room he needs to weave his magic spell.

Also, please spread the word (use an electrified cattle prod if needed) to help us fill all of the cast spots.

That is all. You may return to your regularly scheduled coffee drinking and RTV browsing.





"Tribey"
Posted by jbug on 02-09-12 at 02:13 PM
let me know if my tag is too long; or just shorten however necessary.


Tribe shakes me


"Alicia Rose"
Posted by michel on 02-09-12 at 06:38 PM
I think the special ed teacher will be fun.

Tagline: "This booty is made to send you walking."


"alicia"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-09-12 at 08:43 PM

"RE: alicia"
Posted by michel on 02-09-12 at 10:06 PM
Thanks Tribe.

I know magicians don't reveal their secrets but I wish you'd tell me how you do it.


"RE: alicia"
Posted by RollDdice on 02-11-12 at 08:24 PM
Photoshop and talent. Lots of talent.
Then add gin.



"RE: alicia"
Posted by iltarion on 02-15-12 at 10:33 PM

Gin doesn't seem to do the same for me.

>


"Give me Leif."
Posted by qwertypie on 02-10-12 at 00:08 AM
That's Mr. Phlebotomist to you!

"leif"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-10-12 at 00:30 AM

"RE: leif"
Posted by qwertypie on 02-10-12 at 04:31 PM
Thanks, Gorgeous!

"RE: leif"
Posted by agman on 02-10-12 at 04:48 PM
Thanks!.............oops, I'm sorry I heard gorgeous and I assumed you had to be talking to me!



I mean seriously, who else could you possibly be talking to?


"RE: leif"
Posted by qwertypie on 02-18-12 at 11:27 PM
Don't you know it!

"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-10-12 at 01:40 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-10-12 AT 01:44 AM (EST)

What kind of show would it be without yours truly taking up the post of Jiffy's Snuffer?

<insert siggie here>
Snuffing Losers since 5/31/00


"snuffer"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-11-12 at 04:36 PM

"Jeff Probst"
Posted by Scarlett O Hara on 02-11-12 at 09:38 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-12 AT 09:39 AM (EST)

I'll be Jiffy, if he isn't already taken.

Tribe, you are so creative - just come up with a catchy tag line for me!

Looking forward to another season of Be the Survivor!

p.s. If you need me to be a DAW I can do that too. You decide!


"RE: Jeff Probst"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-11-12 at 04:45 PM

"RE: Jeff Probst"
Posted by agman on 02-13-12 at 07:23 PM
whazzup Jifflett?


"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by suzzee on 02-14-12 at 10:53 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-14-12 AT 10:54 AM (EST)

Since the contestants are all on one beach I could do a Star Trek like "The Neutral Zone" or "The No Fly Zone" between camps

Tag: Where no camera has gone before.

Kimberly Spradlin: Bridezilla Killa

I'm not gonna be a siggie piggie but if anyone wants to do the Resentment Island aka Retirement Island aka Redemption Island (my snark runneth over)

A sulky, thrown to the curb Redemption Island. perfect.

Tag: I'll get you for this.



Sweet! Thanks to Ag!


"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by agman on 02-14-12 at 01:34 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-14-12 AT 01:35 PM (EST)

Siggie Piggie? bwahahahahahahh roflmao!

Edit to inssert proper siggie


"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by suzzee on 02-14-12 at 02:42 PM
>siggie piggie siggie piggie<


Sweet! Thanks to Ag!


"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by foonermints on 02-14-12 at 01:38 PM
I'll always walk along your shore.


"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by suzzee on 02-14-12 at 02:40 PM
awwwww, a stalker by any other name would be someone else



Sweet! Thanks to Ag!


"Watch!"
Posted by foonermints on 02-14-12 at 05:39 PM
I can get the whole army after you.

~The Army of foonermints!
wait 'till I find that hidden immunity idol...


"kim - RI - TNZ"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-14-12 at 07:32 PM


"You da greatest Tribe"
Posted by suzzee on 02-15-12 at 10:41 AM
I am going to have so much PHUN! Thank you very much. <3


I'll go bridal on your a$$


Burnett, get over here and clean up my beach.


What happens in da Zone stays in da Zone.


"Greg"
Posted by caseymagoo on 02-15-12 at 11:23 AM
'me Tarzan aka David Crosby'

"Greg"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-15-12 at 06:07 PM

"RE: Greg"
Posted by caseymagoo on 02-15-12 at 07:15 PM
Thanks!



"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by Aruba on 02-15-12 at 07:55 PM
I'll be "Troy"zan

Tagline (if not too long)..."Too many Cheetahs in this game"

Thanks!


"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by iltarion on 02-15-12 at 10:54 PM

Oh, come on, it HAS to be Colton.

Tagline: Will Gay for Pay.


>


"troyzan"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-16-12 at 03:16 AM

"RE: troyzan"
Posted by Aruba on 02-16-12 at 06:51 PM
Thanks so much!


"RE: troyzan"
Posted by michel on 02-19-12 at 02:33 PM
I know you want me! Keep on dreaming!



"RE: troyzan"
Posted by Aruba on 02-20-12 at 07:58 PM
LOL. You're a Legend in your own Mind. The only tribemate on Manono who would WANT you less than me is Colton. Even if Troyzan was feeling some "Jungle Fever," there's half-a-dozen other women on Salani he would WANT more.



"Colton"
Posted by iltarion on 02-20-12 at 10:56 PM

siggy??


>


"RE: Colton"
Posted by caseymagoo on 02-21-12 at 09:31 AM
How about 'Hello Ross'? He reminds me so much of Ross Matthews


"RE: Colton"
Posted by agman on 02-22-12 at 04:03 PM

*snort


"Colton"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-24-12 at 08:06 PM
Sorry for the delay...

"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by SpotTheDiffference on 02-21-12 at 10:05 AM
Can I still take Matt, Obligatory Douchebag Lawyer?

"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by suzzee on 02-23-12 at 04:16 PM
>snort<


What happens in da Zone stays in da Zone.



"Matt"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-24-12 at 08:07 PM

"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
Posted by MissMyth on 03-08-12 at 10:47 PM
If I can still join up I'll take
Sabrina: the teen-teaching witch

"Characters Still Available! Don't Delay, Get Yours Today!"
Posted by RollDdice on 03-09-12 at 06:25 PM
It's hard to believe, but we still have some character spots available. Just claim them here and get in on the BTS action.

Below is my current "available" list. *PLEASE* post here if I've made an error or to sign up.

Manono Men

Bill Posey
Jonas Otsuji
Michael Jefferson

Salani Women

Chelsea Meissner
Christina Cha
Kat Edorsson
Nina Acosta
Sabrina Thompson




"RE: Characters Still Available! Don't Delay, Get Yours Today!"
Posted by MissMyth on 03-12-12 at 01:55 AM
66. "RE: “Be The Survivor”: S24- “One World” Sign Up Thresd"
If I can still join up I'll take
Sabrina: the teen-teaching witch

Maybe?


"Sabrina"
Posted by tribephyl on 03-12-12 at 02:36 AM

"RE: Sabrina"
Posted by MissMyth on 03-12-12 at 12:22 PM
Thanks tribephyl! Awesome as always!


"RE: Sabrina"
Posted by RollDdice on 03-12-12 at 03:49 PM
Welcome aboard Miss Myth and thanks again to tribe for your awesome-ness.

Bounce or Die by IceCat
"We have a blind date with Destiny and it looks like she's ordered the lobster." --The Shoveler, Mystery Men.


"swoop"
Posted by dabo on 03-12-12 at 02:11 AM
block