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"Poisoning juries the Benjamin Wade way!"
Posted by Estee on 12-19-11 at 08:30 AM
Given Benji's success at making enemies and alienating people, he should switch whatever the hell his job is and turn into a demotivational speaker, traveling the country to dash hopes, ruin dreams, and charge $500 a head. But what should he tell people? What could he tell people? And would it include the word 'honor' at any point?

Optionally, imagine a F3 of Amanda, Benji, and RussHell. Who gets to zero votes first?

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"RE: Poisoning juries the Benjamin Wade way!"
Posted by suzzee on 12-19-11 at 10:01 AM
Benji's new career:

1. Putting colicky babies to sleep.
2. Replacing water boarding at the top of cruel and unusual punishment.
3. Causing God to throw up hir hands and walking away.

You pose an interesting alternate universe. F3 of Amanda, Benji and RussHell:

Title of Episode:

Jumping the Shark

Running time sans commercials:

21 minutes with Jiffy spending time figuring out why all the votes cast are blank and who's making that cricket noise.

On screen time spent:

Amanda batting her eyes, Benji desperately pandering for jury votes, RussHell pulling out an uzi and putting Amanda, Coach and us out of our misery.

ECST: Time is spent exchanging cookie recipes.



A Tribe masterpiece


"RE: Poisoning juries the Benjamin Wade way!"
Posted by Belle Book on 12-19-11 at 11:51 AM
My guess is Troll gets to 0 votes first, but Coach isn't far behind. In the two times Amanda appeared in front of the jury, she got at least one vote both times.


"RE: Poisoning juries the Benjamin Wade way!"
Posted by iltarion on 12-19-11 at 10:22 PM

Amanda got 3 votes her second time around. By that progress, if she were to ever make it to another FTC, she would get all 9.

By Russell's progress, he would get negative votes.


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