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"Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by Belle Book on 11-03-11 at 11:05 AM
I'm doing my own thread on how bad Ozzy and Cochran were as actors and I want you to figure out who could be worse than them. I personally think Ozzy was worse than Cochran, but who is worse than Ozzy? You decide!


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"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by suzzee on 11-03-11 at 11:11 AM
Someone should fire the scriptwriters.

For a potential lawyer, Cochran better work on his skills. For Ozzy, he should stick to porn.

Better then Oz & Cochrun Actors:

The last bunch of Big Brother hamsters.

Anyone from The Real Housewives of (fill in the blank)

Any of the Kardashians



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"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by dabo on 11-03-11 at 11:19 AM
Ozzy: Even the porn "actors" were embarrassed by that poor performance.

Cochran: Don't bother with trial law, stick to contract law, and polish things up a bit for when you decide to resort to politics.


"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by Belle Book on 11-03-11 at 05:15 PM
And Ozzy was a former porn actor, worse! Maybe that's why he got into porn acting -- he couldn't be a real actor!

Okay, I'm kidding. I don't really think most porn "actors" got into that "profession" because they were such bad actors. But it's funnier than the truth -- he probably got into it because he needed the money.


"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by dabo on 11-03-11 at 07:50 PM
I wonder if his "films" are listed in imdb. I've never looked it up because, really, just not interested, but I heard he didn't have a very, um, big porn career.
"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by Belle Book on 11-03-11 at 08:51 PM
I checked -- there is one film where he appears in called "The Lights". I don't know if it's porn nor not.


"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by dabo on 11-03-11 at 10:19 PM
I checked around and finally found what it was about. Ozzy's porno past all comes from being on some reality dating with benefits program that was aired on the Playboy channel, so even then he was DAWing. Don't know about "The Lights" but it is probably not worth watching either.
"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by Brownroach on 11-03-11 at 03:10 PM
For a potential lawyer, Cochran better work on his skills

Uh, yeah -- seeing as how it took Coach about two seconds to bulldoze Cochran into submission, I'd fear for Cochran in front of an experienced judge and/or opposing counsel.

"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by agman on 11-03-11 at 03:49 PM

I noticed the same thing. I would be embarrassed if Coach steamrolled me like that. I'm sure young master Cochran wet his pants too!.


Coch was a real rock of jello in that exchange with the dragon slayer!

"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by Jims02 on 11-03-11 at 01:19 PM
LAST EDITED ON 11-03-11 AT 01:19 PM (EST)


"I want... Revenge! On my old tribe... Because, Cochran! Played the idol! Oh the humanity!"


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"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by agman on 11-03-11 at 04:08 PM
LAST EDITED ON 11-03-11 AT 04:09 PM (EST)

That "acting" was like going to an elementary school production of "A Christmas Carol"

"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by Belle Book on 11-05-11 at 02:35 PM
You're probably right. Come to think of it, I've seen better actors perform "Oliver!" at my local high school.


"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by Dakota on 11-05-11 at 11:30 PM
I'm still thinking. I know the Budweiser frogs were a lot better.


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"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by Belle Book on 11-06-11 at 05:01 PM
I have to admit, it's pretty easy to find actors who are better than Cochran, let alone Ozzy. Maybe in a future Bashers thread, I'll ask for actors who are better than those two. But I thought it would at least get people thinking if I asked who was worse.


"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 11-08-11 at 01:12 PM
That's an easy answer: Every actor is better than these two, including such luminaries as Pauly Shore, Paris Hilton and Keanu Reeves.
"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by Belle Book on 11-08-11 at 06:12 PM
Which is probably why I didn't ask for suggestions on better actors than Ozzy and Cochran -- I could find a lot of people for that category.


"RE: Worse actors than Ozzy and Cochran"
Posted by agman on 11-09-11 at 09:11 PM

We are definitely better! We even won the boobie prize at our talent show!




"Aniston"
Posted by Das Mole on 11-10-11 at 04:31 AM
"RE: Aniston"
Posted by Belle Book on 11-11-11 at 11:51 AM
She's worse than Cochran, most likely since it seems Cochran did a pretty good job of pretending to like most of his tribe mates (or else they were as bad at reading his attitude as they were about concealing their own). I'm not so sure about Ozzy, however.


"RE: Aniston"
Posted by suzzee on 11-11-11 at 12:32 PM
You know, I wonder how much of his saying he hated everyone is his way of justifying his actions.


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"RE: Aniston"
Posted by agman on 11-11-11 at 02:24 PM
NO, he's just a big loser and doesn't even realize it!