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"“Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by RollDdice on 11-02-11 at 09:20 PM

Ozzy got his wish and is living in the lap of luxury on beautiful Redeem This for Valuable Cash Prizes Island with ChristShe'sMean, also known as The World’s Worst Roommate©.

Through J PRO’s skillful questionizing, Ozzy tries to bait the hook and tell the tale of Cochran as a skillful mastermind who found the Hidden Immunity Idol and forced Ozzy out by using absentee ballots.

However, Albert is laughing behind his hand. Coach is smiling, and Sophie finds this charade as believable as the Kim Kardashian/
Kris Humphries marriage.

Have fun. I’ll catch up.




Mark "T-Bone" Burnett
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"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by agman on 11-02-11 at 09:35 PM
Thanks for the preview, but it's only about 6:35 out here on the west coast(Hey I think you are from out here too). Now I have to gut it out for about an hour and a half.
"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by suzzee on 11-03-11 at 08:50 AM
Hang on to your guts dearie, it's going to be a bumpy ride.


Ozzy's Great Plan

"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by agman on 11-03-11 at 09:36 AM
LAST EDITED ON 11-03-11 AT 09:38 AM (EST)


aaaccckkkk...I knew it was coming, it was no shock, but it still pi$$ed me off when cochran did that! The reactions of Coach and comments of baby Brandon just made it worse!



now to get back in character as Yawn...Edna!

"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by suzzee on 11-03-11 at 11:15 AM
Exactly. Sometimes you just got to watch a train wreck.


aaaaaack!


"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by Belle Book on 11-03-11 at 10:57 AM
I was having a hard time containing myself as I heard Ozzy spinning his tale as well. I mean, who in the world would believe Ozzy's performance? Maybe Christine, but that's it. Nobody else from Upolu believed it, that's for sure!

I tried to tell Ozzy that Upolu didn't buy it, but he was too busy patting himself on the back to see the knife that was being prepared for his tribe. Maybe that's why he used me (or my sibling) on Whitney. I wonder how he felt when Keith got all those votes.


"Island Chat, it's where it's at!"
Posted by suzzee on 11-03-11 at 11:37 AM
Great googily moogily!

Roll out the red carpet, hit the lights, prop up that old bag Joan Rivers and let's do the interviews for Best Actor in a Reality Series.

Joan: "Oscar (oh my how appropriate), you look wonderful this evening. Who are you wearing?"

Ozzcar: "Thank you JoAnne, I'm wearing a layer of South Pacific grunge and a slightly moldy pair of trunks."

Joan: "Ozzcar, tell me and our audience of gazillions exactly what was going through your mind during that performance?"

Ozzcar: "I was singing Bob Marley, Jane.

Easy skanking, skanking it easy
Easy skanking, skanking it slow (repeat)

Excuse me while I light my spliff
Good GOD I gotta take a lift
From reality I just can't drift
That's why I am staying with this riff."

It put me in the mood for acting.

Joan: Are you stoned now Ozzcar."

Ozzcar: Yes....no.....wait.....what?"

Joan: "Move along porn star, I hear that Johnny Cochran is getting off his bicycle and coming up.


You'll NEVER see the last of me.


"All the world's a stage"
Posted by kingfish on 11-03-11 at 01:59 PM
Hola hola hola. And Aloha to you way out there in Lei land, it is I, Senor Pissario. Hola Hola.

Not See-more Pissario, as some of you have mistakenly referred to me, although I do see more panoche than I did before I discovered my wonderfully raunchy Ranchettes here at the Finishing school for the Raunchiest ladies in the land. They are students, but they can also teach you a thing or two, too, and they can do it standing on their head. In fact that's one of their favorite positions. Mine too.

Anyway, after a satisfying afternoon filling their tacos with meat and cheese (IYKWIM), the girls are finishing off their pre-siesta Tequila shots, and I have a moment to fill you in on the latest inside spoilers from my incredibly hard working inside sourced spoiler, Mr. *not-Hantz.

He asked that I not reveal his name, just that he was definitely not *Russell Hantz, who although he has access to everything that happened this season, has not revealed any of it to anybody because he respects his contract with EPMB just as much as he respects the women of Survivor, and would not under any circumstance reveal the tiniest detail. So there it is. You have the word of a Hantz and his handshake, and the remnants of whatever he touched last on your hand. (Ewwwwww).

And here this is:

Spoiler #1 Dolphin boys can't act.

Spoiler #2 Cock-Runs can't lie.

Spoiler #3 Edna is unto Coach's ass as a tick is unto a dog's ear.

Spoiler #4 God Hates Coach and Brandon, and hopes they get blisters on their knees and that land crabs bite their balls.

Spoiler #5 Cowboy gets the big wake-up. His habit of sleeping under a coconut tree will produce a major head ache (not to mention a concussion) in the next episode.

Spoiler #6 Cock-Run becomes the clever deceiver when he attempts to sell coach on his being a traitor. And as so as Coach questions him, he spills the beans. It's all a part of his strategy to totally cave in when ever he is questioned. But at TC, after his fifth traitorous act in 60 TV minutes, he again confesses another act of treason, but this time he will at least explain why. Cock-Run is full of explanations. He's a Harvard pre-law student, and that is what they do.


(*Disclaimer. Or sue me. Whatever. I don't care)



( Let's all gather round, clasp hands, kneel, and close our eyes. Thank you Tribe for this bounteous Sig. Amen)

"RE: All the world's a stage"
Posted by Belle Book on 11-03-11 at 05:11 PM
*Spoiler #1 Dolphin boys can't act.*

How true, Senor Pressario! How true!


"free take one on your way out!"
Posted by agman on 11-03-11 at 04:00 PM
"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by agman on 11-03-11 at 04:04 PM

As per usual, I really have nothing to say about this episode except that it appears that Coch is with us now!!!! What a little worm!

"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by suzzee on 11-04-11 at 11:13 AM
That's so awesome! retch


Boo Yah

"Island Chat, Part Duex"
Posted by suzzee on 11-04-11 at 11:24 AM
Joan: "We are so excited to have the famous Jonnie Cochran coming down the red carpet, Jonnie! Yoo Hoo and here's Jonny!"

Cochrun: "Hi Joan, I'm here to accept the award for the biggest movement in Survivor history!"

Joan: "You're not Jonnie Cochran, the Lawyer."

Cochrun: "I will be just as soon as I graduate, beyotch."

Joan: "You're not the African American Jonny Cochran, you're way too pasty and you smell nasty."

Cochrun: No I'm the one that will go down in history for changing the way everyone after me will play Survivor. I'm going to play for myself.

Joan: "You better get off the red carpet, you're leaving a slime trail."

Cochrun: "I'm faking it!"

Joan: "That's what she said."


Your Low Rent Island Getaway


"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by jbug on 11-04-11 at 11:25 AM
I just knew I was going to win the votes this time!
No one ever votes for me! I may cry; no, I know. I'll write a song about crying; and about votes; and about how nobody loves me cause nobody will vote for me.


Tennessee girls have fire and ice in our blood! We can ride 4wheelers and horses, be a princess, love with a passion, throw left hooks, fish and hunt with the guys, and if we have an opinion you're gonna hear it! Proud to be one....
"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by agman on 11-04-11 at 11:56 AM
Whitney you are such a blonde....the idea is NOT to get votes


"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by jbug on 11-04-11 at 12:21 PM
Whut? really? but but but...


Tennessee girls have fire and ice in our blood! We can ride 4wheelers and horses, be a princess, love with a passion, throw left hooks, fish and hunt with the guys, and if we have an opinion you're gonna hear it! Proud to be one....

"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by kingfish on 11-04-11 at 12:42 PM
Spoiler: The Realty TV Fairness in Challenges enforcement board has issued a citation to EPMB for staging a challenge that was unfairly biased.

Apparently they considered the "stick your pole thru the bars to get a key" challenge to be rigged against Christine. They did comment on her outstanding attempt to grow a penis, and did compliment the wobbly little pole that she managed to erect in the short time allowed, but said that obviously Ozzy (even with his little pinkie stub) had an unfair edge.

The committee did mention that both Ozzy and Christine were to be commended for their gutty performances and their willingness to "Let it all hang out there".

EPMB's only comment was "What? There's a Realty TV Fairness board? When did this happen? I do not remember approving this!"

"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by agman on 11-04-11 at 02:29 PM
In other words:

La Equidad TV Realty en el tablero de aplicación retos ha emitido una citación a EPMB para la estadificación un reto que se inclinaba de manera injusta.
Al parecer, considerado como el "palo de su poste a través de las barras para obtener una clave de 'desafío de ser manipuladas en contra Christine. Se hizo comentarios sobre su intento de circulación para hacer crecer un pene, y que complementan el poste tambaleante poco que se las arregló para levantar en el corto tiempo, pero dijo que, obviamente, Ozzy (incluso con la colilla del meñique poco) tenía una ventaja injusta.

El comité mencionó que tanto Ozzy y Christine eran dignos de elogio por sus actuaciones gutty y su voluntad de "dejar todo colgando por ahí".

El único comentario EPMB fue "¿Qué? Hay una TV Realty bordo de Equidad? ¿Cuándo ocurrió esto? No me acuerdo de aprobación del presente!

"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by krismiss2us on 11-05-11 at 04:55 PM
If you wanna play spanish survivor, wait for that cain guy to be voted in and survive the fence. No espanol!


"RE: “Be The Survivor”: S23 Ep08: “Double Agent Man”"
Posted by agman on 11-05-11 at 07:17 PM
No
espanol!


Porque` no?

"High life in the fast lane"
Posted by kingfish on 11-06-11 at 02:19 PM
LAST EDITED ON 11-06-11 AT 06:17 PM (EST)

Hola Hola, we meet again. It is I Senor Pissario, and it is you, the ultimate in raunchy fans. And of course the ladies of the Raunchy School for Ill Behaving Ladies and their lackeys. Of which I am one.

We are here to entertain you, and up first is the lovely and ever Raunchy Lola Sissypuss and her magic disappearing ping pong ball act. Now you see them, and (fffsst) now you don't. Where did they go? Is it slight of hand? Or perhaps something else? It's not up her sleeve (she has nothing on), so, did she swallow them? Did she pass them on to a assistant Cabana boytoy? We'll never know because a magician doesn't reveal her secrets, especially if, like all of our girls, she has so few secrets left to reveal.

Thank you, Lola, that was very mysterious.

Next is Candy Carnale, the sword swallower. Again, without the benefit of mirrors, clothing, or any fakery, she will attempt to swallow a 24 inch long sword. Whole. And then she will spit it out. You might think that this would be difficult for her, and maybe it is, but it is a trick she works very hard to perfect. She practices every night for hours on end.

Thank you Candy, that was very deep. And penetrating. And thought provoking. Que Profundo!

And, in addition to a show, we also have the latest spoilers, fresh from the Toucan's beak, and Toucan is not code for *Hantz, in case you were thinking that, which I don't know why you would because it isn't, but just in case you were, it isn't.

Got it? Get it! And now...

Spoiler #1: Albert, the Dating Coach, tries to set up John "I'm not a Girl" Cock-run up with Jim "Doobie Boy" Rice. However he still insists, contrary to all evidence, that he is not a girl, and that henceforth he demands to be called "RatFink Boy".

Jim doesn't really care, he has the munchies.

Spoiler #2: Coach tells Edna to climb out of his butt for a while and give him a massage. He says that during his last meditation, God told him to tell her to do that.

Spoiler #3: The next Challenge will be an act-off, Coach will be Juliet, and Brandon will be Romeo. However Coach will win their heat when Brandon gets tongue-tied when be starts looking at Coach's pecs. After the contest Brandon will fashion a scourge out of palm branches and give himself forty lashes for his moral shortcomings, but Coach will totally get how Brandon could idolize his pecs. After all, it's just one more way his honesty and integrity shine thru.

Spoiler #4: The tribes are now at the old Savaii campsite. However, the Savaii land crabs have been issued their ration of lice repellent, noting that although they recognise the irony of the situation, they would still rather not get crabs from Brandon.

(*Disclaimer. In case you didn't know, disclaimer means you can't sue me. Nyaaa Nyaaa Nyaaa!)


Tribe made my sig, Tribe can unmake my sig.

"RE: High life in the fast lane"
Posted by suzzee on 11-08-11 at 08:33 AM
Hey Senor when do I perform at the talent show? I've been practicing tassel twirling.


Boo Hoo

"RE: High life in the fast lane"
Posted by kingfish on 11-08-11 at 01:41 PM
Hola, Chicka, you can toss the tassels any time. We need to check your counter rotating techniques.

Spoiler: John "Pinocchio's nose™" Cock-run, the Harvard Lawyer student, will become involved in a lawsuit that began when Upulo tribe were called "underhanded dirty rotten lying bible thumping scum-bag jackasses" by certain members of Savaii.

The International Brotherhood of Jackasses™ filed suit for trademark infringement, and the Bible Thumpers Union™ and the Association of Underhanded Dirty Rotten Liars™ joined in. The Scum-Bag Society™ is expected to file any day now.

All in all, it will be a good week for dirty rotten scum-bag Harvard lawyers™.

"RE: High life in the fast lane"
Posted by Belle Book on 11-08-11 at 06:17 PM
LAST EDITED ON 11-08-11 AT 09:25 PM (EST)

No doubt Cochran will be involved because he jumped over to the "underhanded dirty rotten lying bible thumping scum-bag jackasses". Of course, they aren't "dirty rotten liars" or "scum-bag jackasses," but they sure are "bible thumpers". No doubt Savaii thinks Cochran is an "underhanded dirty rotten liar" and a "scum-bag #####." And since he flipped, they have some reason to believe that. Of course, they helped put him in a position to be a "scum-bag".


"RE: High life in the fast lane"
Posted by agman on 11-09-11 at 09:08 PM

AHEM....we are awesome tassle twirlers!


We want to keep abreast of what's going on

"Island Chat Chapter 3 "
Posted by suzzee on 11-08-11 at 08:36 AM
Finally we're going co-ed. Jeeze now I've got to build another cabana for the bananas.

Who will be next to visit me? Keith is hogging the hut and is hoping for a cuddle buddy.


Your Low Rent Island Getaway