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"Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 09-22-11 at 12:04 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-22-11 AT 09:08 PM (EST)

Lock up Brandon and Mikayla in an UFC cage. Who wins and by how?

I'm going with Mikayla in round two with a submissive choke hold. Brandon blacks out from being touched by a harlot.

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"Mikayla by pre-fight knockout."
Posted by Estee on 09-22-11 at 12:23 PM
She shows up in typical fight gear. He immediately runs face-first into the nearest wall to escape from the temptation.
"RE: Mikayla by pre-fight knockout."
Posted by Belle Book on 09-22-11 at 04:31 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-22-11 AT 04:32 PM (EST)

Agreed. Only problem is, Mikayla's not the problem, Brandon's own desires are.


"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by dabo on 09-22-11 at 12:58 PM
I give Brandon 45 seconds in the first round, he's a typical bully who can't take it himself. His only chance is to run away, otherwise the cornerback puts him down.


"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by agman on 09-22-11 at 01:11 PM
It's a two hitter, Mikayla hits Brandon, and Brandon hits the ground! Winner Mikayla by KO.

"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by finallytyping on 09-22-11 at 05:12 PM
Brandon would have no chance as he would suffer a catatonic attack, similar to the one experienced by Cindy Brady on the game show episode, upon seeing Mikayla. The "on air" light is just replaced by Mikayla's headlights, so to speak.
"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by agman on 09-22-11 at 05:19 PM
If you remember that Brady Bunch episode, I don't feel so old all of a sudden!

"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by finallytyping on 09-23-11 at 01:00 PM
Yep, watched it on our 3 channel black/white tv back in the day. Having those memories makes me feel old, but watching these shows makes me feel young and kind of stupid (for watching.)
"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by RollDdice on 09-22-11 at 05:15 PM
15 seconds into the first round. Mikayla has taken off her robe and Brandon stares at her chest protector, the gloves, the mouthguard.
His circuit breaker trips and he faints in the middle of the Octagon.


Bounce or Die by IceCat

"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by suzzee on 09-23-11 at 10:32 AM
Wait till I hit him with my high beams.


I'm really a fembot

"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by agman on 09-23-11 at 11:05 AM
I'd kinda like to see those high beams!



"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by kingfish on 09-23-11 at 11:10 AM
I think she should wrap her legs around his head in a scissor hold, and he should die choking on a vagina.

And if she should reach a peak and explode? So much tha apt-er.

"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by RollDdice on 09-23-11 at 02:04 PM
Does your fantasy life have a "Pay per View" option? I think that would be a solid entertainment investment.




Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by kingfish on 09-23-11 at 03:09 PM
A USB brain plug! Why didn't I think of that.

"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by RollDdice on 09-24-11 at 03:03 PM

Oh no, my friend. With you it's got to be at least FireWire 800 or eSata to even have a chance to keep up.

I don't want the video to slow down or buffer just as I get to the good stuff.

"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 09-24-11 at 06:41 PM
I'm pretty sure Kingfish has an USB that is plug-and-play ready at all times.

Ifyaknowwhatimean.

"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by kingfish on 09-24-11 at 08:40 PM
Last time I used my flash drive, I got in trouble.
"RE: Brandon vs. Mikayla"
Posted by Naked on 09-28-11 at 02:13 AM
Everyone seems to have the idea that Mikayla would win in this, but I think that hands down that Brandon wins in a forfeit. There would not be enough room in the ring for Mikayla to get in with Brandon and his enormous Hantz ego.

VOTE NAKED 2004