Like bringing a huge battleship into home port, it’s not easy to wrap up a season of Survivor. We stretch the recap a little, rush the challenges a bit, but we ultimately tie up the story lines and shut down the engines. If you braved the double dose of Survivor love and the Reunion Show as I did, you’ll need some time to dry your tears, put things in perspective and figure out what you learned on Redemption Couch.
Maybe your life parallels those surviving Survivors and you grew closer to the figurehead of your chosen religion, proposed to a Survivor “who’s dat?” from a previous season or had someone in a studio audience affirm that they once attended a training seminar where you were also seen.
I dunno . . . stranger things have happened.
I will consider all of this and more while I endeavor to give you a more detailed recap very soon. Until then, snark, snap and basically leave no scathing stone unturned. Rob and his “girl puppets” would expect nothing less.
Mark "Getting wasted at the After Party" Burnett