LAST EDITED ON 09-26-10 AT 02:51 AM (EST)

Yes, this is the correct thresd for BTS Episode 2 comments.

Jones-ing for it: Over at Espada, Jimmy Johnson is scratching, but it's not bug bites. It's withdrawl pains. Can someone run to Office Depot and get the man a clipboard for his morning meetings?

Minority Report: La Florian Sash reveals to Naonka that he's a minority too and he wants to bring as many minorities as possible to the end. Since there's no HR Department at La Flor, she's in an alliance, baby!

Back to Nature: Holly in a doubleheader. Acting as Espada's one-woman Zagat's Guide, Holly determines that Jill's snails are inedible and grabs the bucket to dump them. The fact that they're dead will make them a little slow to crawl away, but Holly will stand over them, yelling, "You're free! You're free!"

In a tribute to RussHell, Holly also liberates Dan's $1600 aligator shoes, fills them with sand and carefully places them in the ocean, while yelling "You're sinking! You're sinking!"

Then there's Fabio's socks, finger wagging and eye rolling, a found HII, shifting alliances, a second TC meltdown, a backwoods bigoted rant and Jiffy's jaw hitting the ground yet again.

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your snarkiness . . .

Housekeeping note: I didn't post the BTS Episode 2 thresd quickly enough and some people posted Episode 2 comments in the Ep 1 thresd. I'll try to get the new BTS up ASAP after the air date.

Mark "You can't write this $#@*#" Burnett