LAST EDITED ON 02-28-11 AT 12:07 PM (EST)

Do you think you can improve on what's coming out of their mouths? Speak for them and find out the hard way!

This is a roleplaying game (without attribute scores, d20s, or that pesky Table 14.2.c) in which each person takes the part of one Racer and talks as you really wish they would. Or should. Or never could, but as long as it's funny... Each post ends with a sigpic (which someone else will hopefully make 'cause I can't) to help ID who's talking: suggesting a tagline quote for the image is encouraged and kind of traditional. Racers may argue, debate, insult each other within the guidelines, and communicate in any way even if the real ones are hundreds of miles apart. Funny how that works, isn't it?

Roles are first-called, first-dibs. We start with all Racers available, along with Phil. Whoever signs up for Phil typically starts each week's thread. You may also elect to be something inanimate: the notorious Invisible Cluebox, the Express Pass, Phil's eyebrow, someone's hat, and so on down the line. We might even wind up with separate roles for Nathaniel and Nathaniel's Brain.

Twenty-two racers. Zero wins. Much snark.

The Racers:

Ronald Hsu: CaseyMagoo
Christina Hsu: Belle Book
Kent Kaliber (spelling is official: he changed it back)
Vyxsin Fiala
Margie Adams: PsychoKitty
Luke Adams
Amanda Blackledge
Kris Klicka
Jaime Edmondson: Max Headroom.
Cara Rosenthal
LaKisha "Kisha" Hoffman
Jennifer "Jen" Hoffman
Mel White
Mike White
Zev Glassenberg
Justin Kanew
Herbert "Flight Time" Lang
Nathaniel "Big Easy" Lofton
Jet McCoy
Cord McCoy
Gary Ervin
Mallory Ervin: TVGeek

Again: first come, first serve. And don't post any conversation or first leg results in this thread -- save that for the official argument launch, which will go up 2/21 or so (presuming we have enough committed parts).

This could get loud.

*looks at cast list again* Really loud.

• RE: Be The TAR Retread: Signups.,Molaholic, 02:33 PM, 02-21-11
• RE: Be The TAR Retread: Signups.,Max Headroom, 03:00 PM, 02-21-11
• RE: Be The TAR Retread: Signups.,Belle Book, 09:29 PM, 02-21-11
• RE: Be The TAR Retread: Signups.,PsychoKitty, 10:30 PM, 02-21-11
• RE: Be The TAR Retread: Signups.,PsychoKitty, 07:15 PM, 02-25-11
• RE: Be The TAR Retread: Signups.,tvgeek401, 02:40 AM, 02-28-11
• RE: Be The TAR Retread: Signups.,caseymagoo, 10:43 AM, 02-28-11

While reprising my traditional role of the Native Greeter is most appealing, maybe I'll take something else this go-round.

How about putting me in as "The Ever Watchful Rule Enforcer"

(If there are siggies to be had, then I'll choose a tagline of "Changing rules mid-stream since Season 2"

Thanks!

I'm tempted to sign up just to see what an Estee-created sigpic looks like.

What the heck, sign me up as Jaime. Seasons of tradition demand that I pick a cute girl, and Jaime has an, um, interesting personality. Interesting, that's it. That's the ticket.