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"Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-19-10 at 04:26 AM
Shaking and delusional one moment, shaking and delusional the next. For different reasons of course but Rob what a roller coaster you were these three days.

Special Shout-Out to the challenge designers. Even though they're recycled, the damage factor has been amped up by the power of 10. Parvati's pretty happy that giant splintery box had planed off corners. But a fat lip is in her future. (Not that you could tell the difference between the injury and her "real" lips.)

Amanda, Amanda, Amanda. No blurs?! What's up with that?

Speaking of no blurs, Tyson, we're gonna have to change your tag-line, dude. Unless by "naked more than hatch" you mean the solid metal version from LOST.

And perhaps it's my dawg-gene but I smell a pissing contest between Tom and James coming on. Grab the raincoats folks, it's gonna get wet!



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"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by jbug on 02-19-10 at 08:45 AM
well.....
as long as it's not me - or you - but mostly not me.....

Sorry bout that Steph but it was your time to go - and?
I didn't have to get my feet wet to get you gone!
Thanks James


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 02-19-10 at 10:16 AM
I don't need to do a pissing contest. I am already the superior player, better strategist, and all-around studmeister. James can try to woo Colby with all those muscles if he wants, but we already know the difference between who wins and who doesn't play immunity idols, except when they're fake.


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Spanky68 on 02-19-10 at 11:50 AM
I just want to win, man. I just want to win. And now that we have that Kryptonite off our tribe, we gonna win. Come on, ya'll. Be happy that Stephanie is gone.

*looks at Tom and flexes.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 02-19-10 at 12:00 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-19-10 AT 12:05 PM (EST)

Well, there is that.

And then there's this. I won this. Me. I did it. I am truly the best and I truly won't talk about it.


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Spanky68 on 02-19-10 at 11:54 AM
Stephanie, this isn't about you. You are the reason we lost, though.

So get off the island. Not that it's about you.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Brownroach on 02-19-10 at 12:04 PM
<yawn...stretch>

I'm bored.


How dare they give me such a UTR edit.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by MissMyth on 02-19-10 at 12:38 PM
Man, I stepped up and took responsibility for that puzzle! It was all on me. If ya'll had just shut up and listened to me we woulda won. Speaking of ya'll, thanks James for having my back. And for being so loud and obnoxious that it takes any target off my back.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Spanky68 on 02-19-10 at 02:28 PM
No problem. It is you and me to the end, right?

Oh, and this is not about Stephanie. It was her fault.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by MissMyth on 02-20-10 at 05:30 PM
Hey James, of course it's you and me til the end, bro. I mean, we bumped fists on it, right? We'll have to drag Amanda and Rupert along for awhile of course.

Say, who do you think we can get to on the Villains team? You know Coach still has a mancrush on me.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by michel on 02-19-10 at 07:02 PM
It's even funnier that you try to take credit. Man, that was pathetic. You had all that lead and in the end your stairs only spelled Hoes!!!!!!!!

Unless you were sending a message to StuffaMe, ManHanda and Candyass, you guys were going nowhere fast! Buddy, you can't compete with me.


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by smokedog on 02-20-10 at 01:17 PM
Don't lump me in with those stupid, ugly girls please.

Tx,


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by michel on 02-20-10 at 08:19 PM
I do thank you for voting out StuffaMe. What a beotch!


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by suzzee on 02-23-10 at 04:07 PM
in the end your stairs only spelled Hoes!!!!!!!!

You da' man. But I still don't trust you.


Everyone is my alliance


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by michel on 02-23-10 at 06:53 PM
I know you want me!

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Max Headroom on 02-19-10 at 12:58 PM
Despite his self-proclaimed superhero status, Tom just isn't good at math. Three votes won't get it done, dude.

James will be along shortly to give Tom and Colby atomic wedgies for trying to vote me off.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Spanky68 on 02-19-10 at 02:30 PM
*James pulls Colby's underwear over his head.
*James stuffs Tom into my pocket before farting in his general direction.

so much for the lovable part of my character.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by suzzee on 02-23-10 at 04:11 PM
I think you need to be on the Villains tribe James....

Besides. B'Rob is married and Amber could take me, Randy is asexual, Coach is smitten with Man Eater Manthey, Tyson ain't interested and Russell can't be trusted. I need you here Jamsie-waymsie.



Everyone is my alliance


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 02-19-10 at 03:25 PM
I voted for Amanda because her hotness was distracting from my hotness. Beware, oh hot fools. You are next!


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by smokedog on 02-20-10 at 01:20 PM
A-MAN-da is lucky Cirie and I chose to save her. She is on our list just in case she doesn't start bringing something to the tribe.

We're watchin' ya, girl!


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by RollDdice on 02-19-10 at 01:05 PM
I'd like to personally thank Rob for his performance last night. Survivor ratings have been a little soft compared to some weird collection of snow-day sports that NBC calls the "2010 Winter Olympics" so we needed a little drama.

Is Rob dead? Did he have a stroke? Will he be pulled from the show? What do you wear to a island-themed funeral?

The Rob-father helped inject a little excitement into our "reality" show and I appreciate it.




A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.
Hey, Rob? When you're feeling better can you build a "luge"? Recent focus groups studies show that it will help ratings. No rush. Whenever you feel 100% again.
"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Brownroach on 02-19-10 at 03:35 PM
Yeah well, that's very nice and all for you MB, but I suspect Rob was looking for me before he conveniently did a face plant. If he hadn't keeled over I might have gotten some airtime.


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by jbug on 02-19-10 at 04:08 PM
I have a few places in mind to be looking for you <evil grin>


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 02-19-10 at 05:20 PM
More than likely he was looking at you when he did his face plant instead of for you.


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Brownroach on 02-19-10 at 05:36 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-19-10 AT 05:36 PM (EST)

Aww. Things not workin' out so well for you on the other tribe, are they Tommy Boy?


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 02-22-10 at 02:09 PM
Don't worry, Lamb Chop. I know you're waiting for me. You will be mine, mine, mine. Then, again, I shall rule, rule, rule.


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-19-10 at 10:49 PM
I'm so glad that he was okay - we would've died out there if he had to leave.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by michel on 02-19-10 at 07:13 PM
This is to all you buffoons on my tribe: Stop acting like this is a Club Med and staht working. I'm done working my butt off for all you losahs. I'm a construction worker and these accountants and waittresses give my mouth instead of help. I make fire, I win the challenges and what do you do? Nothing.

And Jerri, when someone asks for help, you run, you don't stroll back to camp.

You guys are making me regret Sue Hawk isn't on this tribe. Sue! Imagine how bad you have to be to make her look good.


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Belle Book on 02-19-10 at 07:38 PM
I hope I'm not counted among the buffoons, Boston Rob. If I am, you'll soon see how loud I can be!


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by michel on 02-20-10 at 02:56 AM
You're the one that keeps taking 4 steps backwards! If that's not acting like a buffoon what is? To think I agreed to be in an alliance with you. What was I thinking?

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Belle Book on 02-20-10 at 12:40 PM
With that attitude of yours, I have to be wondering what I was thinking when I agreed to be in an alliance with you as well!


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by michel on 02-20-10 at 08:22 PM
I know what you were thinking: Ticket to the end. Well, I'm finished with playing dictator and paving the way for others to get to the end.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-19-10 at 10:51 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-19-10 AT 10:56 PM (EST)

Rob! I'm so glad you're okay. What would we do without you?! But I'm glad you're over your cry-babyitis. It may be good TV, but don't do it again.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by michel on 02-20-10 at 03:02 AM
At least you believed in me but what was that advice about the shelter? You made Randy look smaht with that line. We have enough wise guys, Randy shouldn't get any airtime.


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-24-10 at 03:17 PM
Hey I can't choose what the editors show, but don't forget Randy is definitely not awesome, unlike you!

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by suzzee on 02-23-10 at 04:19 PM
The Cellulite Fault runs under the islands, producers told that old cougar not to go running around, sonic harmony between cellulite blocks shifting could cause an earthquake.


Everyone is my alliance

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by iltarion on 02-19-10 at 07:46 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-19-10 AT 08:43 PM (EST)

What did you guys expect? Its not the first time someone swooned after I told them I loved them and it won't be the last. Rob nearly gets medivac'd, and worse, I'm barely even shown! What kind of episode is that?!

And Zeroes, I mean, Heroes, you are the worst-coached bunch of candy-a$$es I've seen in quite some time.


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-19-10 at 10:53 PM
Well don't expect all of us girls to swoon over you Coach. I know how you like to exaggerate.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Spanky68 on 02-19-10 at 11:10 PM
I bet you won't call me candy@$$ed when we get in the mud with the pillows of pain. I ain't never lost this much and I ain't happy about it.

This isn't about Stephanie but it was all her fault.

I'll see you in the mud, candycoach.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by michel on 02-20-10 at 10:42 AM
"Rob nearly gets medivac'd"

I'll let you know I was only looking up at the trees, hoping to find that damn idol.


"question for James:"
Posted by smokedog on 02-20-10 at 01:24 PM


"RE: question for James:"
Posted by Spanky68 on 02-22-10 at 09:17 AM
Why you even got to ask that? Of course I am still mad.

I don't like losin. And since Stephanie started runnin her mouth, we been losin every #$# challenge.

It was all her fault. It wasn't about her, though.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-20-10 at 03:59 PM
Oh happy day -- we finally get something a little exciting and then slam! bam! it all goes right down the porcelain fixture.

What's with the medical people there anyway? "Rest for 48 hours and you'll be OK", but then that afternoon here's our patient, busting his whoo-haw lifting Jiffy's suitcase on his shoulders and saving the day once again for the villains.

Finally, Mark-me-boy, what kind of felgercarp marketing is this -- the "HEROES" are running around back-stapping each other and acting the total BUTTHOLE, and the "VILLAINS" are working together, getting things done, and actually have the wherewithal to to care for a fallen comrade!

One final rant -- what's up with sending Jerri to run for help? Don't your camera/sound ghosts carry cellphones? What if Rob had actually cracked his coconut?


Things could be worse. They could be forcing us to watch LOST

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by iltarion on 02-20-10 at 04:22 PM

Only in some foolish game are we villians. In real life, we are the heroes, and the zeroes are jerkoffs and losers. Take me, for instance, I am a hero to many little children.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 02-20-10 at 11:01 PM
Pffft. You were losers since the days you were spawned upon us all. All of you vile creatures who didn't vote like I wanted who would question my almighty hotness of that tribe.


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by RollDdice on 02-22-10 at 05:09 PM
Dear Disinterested Loser,

Thank you for your fan mail and welcome to the game of Survivor. Let me address some of your comments specifically;

"Rest for 48 hours and you'll be OK" is just a little preview of the American healthcare plan.

Sometimes the "VILLAINS" exhibit positive traits and the "HEROES" seem petty and vindictive. The important thing is my profit participation your entertainment.

Finally, Jerri was actually closer to camp than it appeared... it was just another moment of heightening tension. You're welcome.

Sincerely,


A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.
"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by vince3 on 02-20-10 at 06:39 PM
I guess it's time for me to make everybody's life even *more* miserable......... *evil laughter!*


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by michel on 02-20-10 at 08:28 PM
Too late, we have a tahp now. You almost got me but I'm back!!


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by vince3 on 02-20-10 at 09:11 PM
One good wind/rainstorm and your tahp will be toast!

Also, I got those miserable excuses of "Heroes" to hit as well.....

"Lost in Somoa"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 02-21-10 at 03:31 PM

Tyson M.I.A.

Not only was I not naked in this episode, where the hell was I at all? I don't remember being in any of the ongoings. I disappeared completely. I mean, it's not like I was voted off or anything....


If anyone sees me, let me know where I am.

"RE: Lost in Somoa"
Posted by jbug on 02-22-10 at 09:12 AM
I think you've been buried under the leaves.....

but I'm not going to help find you


"RE: Lost in Somoa"
Posted by vince3 on 02-22-10 at 10:51 AM
It's probably more like the censors couldn't make one of Tyson's confessionals sterile enough to make air.......
"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by bostonrobfan on 02-22-10 at 10:45 PM
So the Zeros got rid of Sugar and they still can't win? LOL. Y'all just really suck, don't ya?



"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by suzzee on 02-23-10 at 04:03 PM
OUCH! I need someone to kiss my boo boo >pout<..

crickets

Don't everyone rush over here at once.



Everyone is my alliance


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by smokedog on 02-24-10 at 11:38 AM
I think they just are afraid of catching something that.....lingers. No offense.


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Spanky68 on 02-24-10 at 01:51 PM
I am still taking penicillin from the last time I "kissed" your booboo, Perv.

I am not falling for that again. Oh and this isn't about Stephanie.

"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 02-24-10 at 03:34 PM
I know something you can kiss ... my #####.


"RE: Be the A.S.S. #2: Episode 2: Run! Don't walk from the B'Rob"
Posted by jbug on 02-24-10 at 04:41 PM

Make it bare....

oh wait, I just realized who I was talkin to



that's just something we used to say as kids ....