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"Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by tribephyl on 01-02-10 at 04:18 AM
LAST EDITED ON 01-09-10 AT 03:26 AM (EST)

The theme is set, the cast has been revealed, it's time to don the costumes of our current slate of survivor re-re-players and bash this show to pieces. (As if it will need any help in that department.)


For those unfamiliar, the Be The... game is a role-playing dialog game where posters claim a survivor persona and then weekly come in and drop a few thoughts by, as if they were that survivor.
It's only fun when people participate so try to make often returns to the weekly threads. It'll do wonders for your DAW count. And what better way to have fun while watching the sure-to-be-feckless season of Heroes vs Villains than to spread some snark, from their unique points of view.

I'm starting the sign up thread a bit early this time because the momentum never gets off the ground when started too close to the premiere. And the re-re-turning survivors may elicit some re-re-turning posters who want to join in early.


For your perusal here is a list of the possible survivors.
Those with siggies have already been claimed.

Heroes:
James Clement
JT Thomas
Stephenie LaGrossa
Tom Westman
- Max Headroom
- smokedog
- jbug
- jackandjill
- mrc
- Col. Zoidberg
- mindy23

Villains:
Danielle DiLorenzo
Parvati Shallow
- iltarion
- CTgirl
- qwertypie
- bostonrobfan
- michel
- Pepe
- Belle
- Ontheroadagain
Other:
- vince
- SunBun and Ra
- Molaholic
- Brownroach
- tribe

For interest...

Pick your survivor, pick your tag-line and get ready to start poking fun at the survivors from the inside.

Now for the small print...
*Limit 1 survivor per poster. Unless enthusiasm continues to ebb.
*For siggie making purposes I'm going to limit the amount of "other" to 10. (Not counting JP or MB)
*Yes, you can drop by and claim that you're thinking about it but need some time.
*All siggies must be used in this game only. Posting as your character elsewhere has the potential of lighting a match in a dry forest. Don't do it. Smokey the BluePeep says don't do it. So do I.


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Messages in this discussion
"Boston Rob"
Posted by michel on 01-02-10 at 11:39 AM
LAST EDITED ON 01-02-10 AT 11:56 AM (EST)

No one ever has as much fun in a room as the Robfather does.
Tag-line: "I love messing with the Noobs!"

I have a few lines to propose if anyone wants them:

Randy: "Who wants a piece of my cookie?"

Tom: "I'm the Best but I won't talk about it."

Cirie: "So much muscle, so few brains."

Sandra: "I'll really get loud now."

Colby: "Not again?"

Candace: "Can I switch tribes?"

Danielle: "No more horsing around."

Jerri: "Not many Hershey bars on this cast."

Parvati: "Look at all these Dumb Guys"

Hantz: "Look at all these Dumb Girls."

Amanda: "Be my ally; win a Million."

Courtney: "I'm too cute to be a villain."

Stephenie: "Can I eat the chicken?"

Tyson: "I made myself cry." or "Hooga-Booga!"

Coach: "Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah..."
(He'd need more than 45 characters)

Sugar: "I'm dumber than you think."

PS: Did Sugar Kiper get married or are you trying to pass some "sweet n' low" as the real thing?!

"Mother Nature"
Posted by vince3 on 01-02-10 at 12:04 PM
Tagline: I've come back for THIS?! *thunder*
"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-02-10 at 12:05 PM
I'll take Sandra -- and I like Michel's line for her.


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Colonel Zoidberg on 01-02-10 at 01:33 PM
Not sure if I'll take Russell or Sugar...

Flipped a coin...

I'll take Sugar. Should've won her season.

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 01-02-10 at 01:36 PM
Oooo, Please sign up the Roving Reporters!

Out of the Temple and into the fire.

"RussHell"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-02-10 at 02:52 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-02-10 AT 03:03 PM (EST)


Gimme RussHell and I'll show you dumbasses how it's done.

How about "I'm the reason it's called 'Be The ASS 2'" (but I'm open to other catchy slogans). If you guys don't like this or have anything better, "Look at all these Dumb Girls" is good.

"RE: RussHell"
Posted by michel on 01-03-10 at 02:17 AM
Russell? Is that your name? Here's a tip for you newbie: If you're going to align yourself with a dumb broad, make sure you can hook up with her after the show. That way, you get the million no matter what. You had Shampoo drooling all over you for cryin' out loud. You really thought you could do what I did; get the cutest girl around and the million?


"RE: RussHell"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-03-10 at 06:24 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-03-10 AT 06:25 PM (EST)

Listen to yourself, man. You're so pathetic that you had to go onto a reality show to bag a chick. At least I have a wife that I got on my own.

ETA new siggie.

"RE: RussHell"
Posted by CTgirl on 01-03-10 at 07:50 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-03-10 AT 07:50 PM (EST)

You mean that someone actually agreed to marry a hobbit?

ETA: siggie!

"RE: RussHell"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-03-10 at 08:07 PM
Say, make sure you don't get blown away by the wind coming out of Boston Rob's mouth.

Even though you're a dumbass blonde, you're not good enough for my alliance!

"RE: RussHell"
Posted by CTgirl on 01-03-10 at 08:30 PM
*shrugs* Whatever. Your just an angry little troll.

"RE: RussHell"
Posted by agman on 02-03-10 at 06:05 PM
*I really should think about voting for courtney....I love the way she talks to that Troll!*

"RE: RussHell"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-03-10 at 09:35 PM
Love ya too T.J.

"RE: RussHell"
Posted by michel on 01-03-10 at 08:07 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-03-10 AT 08:08 PM (EST)

Ah saw the wife and tha leathah and figured why you had so much angah and unresolved issues with women!! I also figured out how you lost the tooth.



"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 01-02-10 at 06:33 PM
Oh wow Tribe, I love this! Rabid Rovers -- gotta love it!

Thank you so much.


How many bets that this siggie is more entertaining than the show?

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-02-10 at 06:50 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-03-10 AT 06:47 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 01-03-10 AT 06:46 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 01-03-10 AT 06:44 PM (EST)

Cool! I really like the picture -- although I don't really see Sandra as a snake. I see RussHell as one, however. Still, it works quite well.

Now for my best Sandra impersonation:

I'd have to be really dumb for me to think Sugar's dumber than even I think she is. And hey, RussHell, remember who beat you -- it was a "dumb girl". So who's dumber -- you or the girl who beat you? Think that one over -- I made my point.


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by michel on 01-03-10 at 02:02 AM
LAST EDITED ON 01-03-10 AT 02:25 AM (EST)

Hey! Sandra, if you weren't good enough for the first All-Star what makes you think you can keep up with the real stars this time? You think Poopert will help? I already beat him once, I'll do it again.


Thanks Tribe for the siggie. I look more marvel comic than Corleone but it's scary and that's what counts!

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-03-10 at 12:01 PM
Rupert wasn't my only ticket to the finals last time and I can't use him this time anyway, since he's a hero. I'll use other tools to reach the finals. And yeah, you beat Rupert, but who beat you? Your wife! So that doesn't mean I can't beat you -- but I'm married as well, so don't try charming me.


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-03-10 at 06:28 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-03-10 AT 06:28 PM (EST)

So. I see I have a lot to teach you about how to dump the tribe's water and food supply as you're the only other one who has done it. Maybe we can work together and put some stuff into Boston Rob's food while we're all over on the Villains tribe.

(you could be my first dumb broad alliance partner. Heh heh.)

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-03-10 at 06:42 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-03-10 AT 06:43 PM (EST)

We'll see, RussHell. But if I work with you, it's because I know that I should keep my friends close and my enemies closer. And don't forget that a "dumb broad" beat you last time!

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-03-10 at 07:06 PM
Ya ya ya, that's what you think! You don't know what happened with that other cast as this show is being filmed before the S19 season is shown on TV.

But know this... I am the greatest puppetmaster! Mess with me and I'll boot you early! Just ask Marisa and Betsy when we get home, eh?

(but just in case, can I buy your Pearl Islands sole survivor title for $10K?)

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by michel on 01-03-10 at 08:20 PM
If you want a title so much, Ah hear the Pirate Mastah title comes cheap. Oh, wait, Ah remembuh you weren't even good enough to be on that show!! Had to wait 19 seasons before they reached the bottom of the barrell to get on!

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-05-10 at 06:45 PM
Buy my Sole Survivor title? No thank you, very much! But other than that, I don't plan on messing with you -- I plan on keeping my friends close and my enemies closer. So if you're a friend (which is very unlikely), I'll keep you close, and if you're an enemy, I'll keep you really close.


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-05-10 at 07:21 PM
Really close? Mmmmm. I like the sound of that.


*reaches for Sandra's socks*


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-23-10 at 11:35 AM
Don't you dare try to burn my socks, RussHell! Just because I'm willing to keep you close for my own purposes that doesn't mean you have the right to try to burn my socks! I'll help you burn other socks, however -- or maybe I'll just help you dump water. I'm good at that.


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by agman on 02-03-10 at 06:10 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-03-10 AT 06:26 PM (EST)

*Girl, you don't know it yet, but Russhell's gonna eat you for lunch*


I still have knife scars in my back!

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 02-03-10 at 07:50 PM
Not if I let him think he's the one in charge and do my "Anybody but me" routine. It worked pretty well last time, after all. Then he might not eat me for lunch like he seems to have done to you.

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by agman on 02-03-10 at 08:48 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-03-10 AT 08:53 PM (EST)

Hope you realize you're about as subtle as a turd in a punch bowl and won't be able to fool him for a second....I better save you a place here in the jury box

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 02-04-10 at 06:47 AM
Who does she think I am, anyway... Lil or Fairplay? The bitch won't know what hit her while we're out there!


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 02-04-10 at 04:16 PM
Talk, talk, talk. We're both good with that. Let's see how our actions hold up while we're out here, however.


"Courtney"
Posted by CTgirl on 01-02-10 at 11:14 PM
I hope she's as funny this time around!

tag line: I'm too cute to be a villain *pout*

"RE: Courtney"
Posted by michel on 01-03-10 at 02:09 AM
Hello Blondy! We should make a F2 alliance. If we work together we'll be the first team to reach Phil at the finish line.


"RE: Courtney"
Posted by CTgirl on 01-03-10 at 09:25 AM
Only if you eat all the meat this time. You know I'm too little to do it. *rolls eyes*

"RE: Courtney"
Posted by michel on 01-03-10 at 12:26 PM
Don't roll your eyes at me. The eating challenges are my kryptonite so we'll need another ally. How 'bout Danielle? With her set of choppers, I bet she'd be great.

(It seems I lost my Boston accent. How do you write Bostonian besides Ambuh?)


"RE: Courtney"
Posted by CTgirl on 01-03-10 at 02:01 PM
<It seems I lost my Boston accent. How do you write Bostonian besides Ambuh?

Don't roll yah eyes at me. The eating challenges ah my kahryptonite so we'll need anothah ally. How 'bout Danielle? With heh set of choppahs, I bet she'd be great.

also:

Pahk the cah in Hahvahd Yahd and take the ferrah to Bah Hahbah. >

"RE: Courtney"
Posted by michel on 01-03-10 at 05:25 PM
Ah!


"Rupert"
Posted by mrc on 01-03-10 at 09:34 AM
Siggie text: CAPTAIN CAVEEE-MANNNN!!!

Siggie Pic: Pirate or Caveman


"RE: Rupert"
Posted by michel on 01-03-10 at 12:32 PM
Glad to see you on board Rupie. The heroes' crew was pretty thin but you've certainly changed that!
Pirate or caveman? I always thought buffoon. Have you brought your dress, this time?


"RE: Rupert"
Posted by vince3 on 01-03-10 at 12:44 PM
and here I thought, bringing that siggie out of mothballs, you were gonna be Parvati again.....
"RE: Rupert"
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 01-03-10 at 01:11 PM
Ra's already gearing up for the new "Poverty Porn" segment!



I can't wait to see how she and RussHell interact.

"RE: Rupert"
Posted by mrc on 01-05-10 at 12:42 PM
Thanks, tribe!!


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Molaholic on 01-04-10 at 08:41 PM
Oh boy -- some new siggies to be had.

In light of the Totally New and Unexpected idea of bringing back prior players, I think I'll eschew my previous incarnations of Jiffy's Snuffer and go off with a new persona:

Under the OTHER category, I wanna be the DISINTERESTED LOSER with the tagline Go ahead EPMB, do something new. I dare you!.

Hopefully I'll remember to post each week.


blame agman

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Max Headroom on 01-05-10 at 09:32 AM
Well, I guess I should stick with tradition.

Tagline: Can I win the Miss Congeniality award again?


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-05-10 at 05:05 PM
Great! You're absolutely perfect for my dumbass chick alliance!



"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-05-10 at 06:47 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-05-10 AT 06:47 PM (EST)

That depends on whether she makes the merge or not -- she's on the Heroes tribe, after all and we're both on the Villains one. If she does, you can approach her for a "dumb chick" alliance. If not -- try, try again.


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Max Headroom on 01-06-10 at 08:14 AM
Yep, I'm just like Natalie, except taller and cuter. And I'm just the person to kick your butt at Final Tribal Council. Forget eloquent informative thoughtful coherent speeches to the jury-- I just have to point in your direction and ask the jury if they want to listen to you brag for the rest of their lives... or not.

"Cirie"
Posted by jbug on 01-05-10 at 11:41 AM
I think I may have had Cirie back in time

tagline:
eeeeeekk -Leaves!!!!!

(hoping my memory hasn't failed me - she was the one afraid of leaves, right?)

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by jackandjill on 01-05-10 at 04:08 PM
I'll take anyone with the pre-designated tag lines.

(Is that ok, or do you really need me to pick?)

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by tribephyl on 01-06-10 at 03:32 AM
Well, if it's of no importance who you get then perhaps waiting until all but 1 have been claimed will be okay?
I don't mind reserving a spot for you.
But I'd feel bad if I just gave you a survivor and then a couple of days later someone else shows up wanting that player. etc.
So, if you don't mind waiting... or claiming.
"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by jackandjill on 01-06-10 at 07:54 AM
That is just fine with me. Thank you.
"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by jackandjill on 01-06-10 at 12:47 PM
Looks like Colby is available. I'll take him.

Thanks!

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by jackandjill on 01-07-10 at 08:41 AM
test, test, is the mic on?


"RE Colby"
Posted by iltarion on 01-07-10 at 02:56 PM
You could be my star recruit. Just keep your head down premerge.


"RE: RE Colby"
Posted by jackandjill on 01-07-10 at 03:46 PM
With all these pretty ladies around, it's hard to keep anything down.


"Naked Scari Jerri "
Posted by qwertypie on 01-08-10 at 00:32 AM
*Colby Stalk*
"RE: Naked Scari Jerri "
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-08-10 at 06:32 AM
In regards to Scerri Jerri, I'll echo what jackandjill said -- it's hard to keep it down (and I don't mean the magic tool, I mean the bile and vomit).


"RE: RE Colby"
Posted by iltarion on 02-12-10 at 01:05 AM
Consider yourself SLAIN.

"RussHell's Hidden Immunity Idol"
Posted by Brownroach on 01-05-10 at 05:38 PM
Assuming that Russell will find an HII or two or fifteen, I would like to play the part of RussHell's HII.

It will be a recurring role, if S19 was any indication. (Or, if we're really lucky, it will be a role that turns out not to exist.)

My tag line -- "Please God, let someone else find me next time!"
(not sure if you are counting spaces as characters; if this won't fit I'll think of something else)


A tribe glows in Brooklyn

"RE: RussHell's Hidden Immunity Idol"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-05-10 at 07:25 PM
Well... how you doin'?

*puts out hand*



"RE: RussHell's Hidden Immunity Idol"
Posted by Max Headroom on 01-06-10 at 08:18 AM
James will be along shortly to provide valuable advice on how and when to use those idols.

"RE: RussHell's Hidden Immunity Idol"
Posted by vince3 on 01-06-10 at 10:57 AM
"When is never...... I'm sure you can figure out how....."
"RE: RussHell's Hidden Immunity Idol"
Posted by Brownroach on 01-06-10 at 11:09 AM
Get away from here! The game hasn't even started yet and the stupid crew already told you where I was? Geez.

Anyway, I'm not the real HII. I'm just hanging out in this tree trunk because...well, I felt like it. Yeah, that's it. The real HII is... over there somewhere...far away...


"*waves hand*"
Posted by vince3 on 01-06-10 at 01:01 PM
"This is not the idol you're looking for...."
"RE: RussHell's Hidden Immunity Idol"
Posted by Max Headroom on 01-06-10 at 03:03 PM
Hey, look, an idol! Can I hide you in my shorts?

"RE: RussHell's Hidden Immunity Idol"
Posted by Brownroach on 01-06-10 at 04:04 PM
I'm not here anymore. I told producton to relo me.

But if you can find me, I'd much rather be hidden in your shorts than RussHell's.

-- RussHell's hidden idol.

"RE: RussHell's Hidden Immunity Idol"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-06-10 at 04:40 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-06-10 AT 04:41 PM (EST)

>-- RussHell's hidden idol.

If that's not code, then I don't know what is...

Admit it, you enjoyed it last season! Considering all of the dumbasses we had last season, just be thankful I found you at all. If you had depended on Yasmin or Dave to find you, you'd be wood rot considering their 'expertise' in searching for idols (yes, follow others around as a means of finding the idol!).


"RE: RussHell's Hidden Immunity Idol"
Posted by Brownroach on 01-06-10 at 04:52 PM
La-la-la-la I can't hear you la-la-la la-la-la
"RE: RussHell's Hidden Immunity Idol"
Posted by iltarion on 01-06-10 at 04:13 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-06-10 AT 04:16 PM (EST)

Hopefully there's room for both of us.

"RE: RussHell's Hidden Immunity Idol"
Posted by Brownroach on 01-06-10 at 04:47 PM
Eeeww. <vomits>

-- RussHell's Hidden Idol

"Mother Nature speaks"
Posted by vince3 on 01-05-10 at 09:34 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-06-10 AT 01:06 PM (EST)

That idjit EPMB finally found my hiding spot last season, and I made his production both hellish and beautiful......

Now, he brings these clowns to my land, hoping that I'll truly make their life hell......

Be careful what you wish for EPMB.....

"I'll be Can-dunce again"
Posted by smokedog on 01-06-10 at 01:28 AM
tribe, can you make my siggy say 'Hero? More like Zero!'

and if you could make her picture cry like from her breakdowns at Exile Island, all the better!


"RE: I'll be Can-dunce again"
Posted by smokedog on 01-06-10 at 02:01 PM
Thanks tribe! You know Can-dunce is going to make up for missing fans vs faves (you are welcome for your slot, Parv!)


"COACH"
Posted by iltarion on 01-06-10 at 03:26 AM
Oly shiite!!! Can I be Coach? Please! Please?

tag- the Dragon Slayer Reborn


>

"RE: COACH"
Posted by michel on 01-06-10 at 08:02 AM
Another newbie who thinks he's a star! Nobody's been watching this mess since the last time I was on.


"RE: COACH"
Posted by iltarion on 01-06-10 at 04:11 PM

You were on the show?... Oh, that's right. I had been trying to forget your pathetic display that set masculinity back 50 years. How is your bowling team with Ian, Anthony, Eric and Coby doing? No. Seriously, I have just one question for you- which nut did the wife let you bring along, or does she have the whole set chilling back home in the freezer?

"RE: COACH"
Posted by Brownroach on 01-06-10 at 05:50 PM
Coach, are you gonna tell more scary adventure stories like the one about the expatriate cannibal pygmies? I hope so. Your lies stories are so much more well-thought-out than <checks to see if RussHell is listening> you-know-whose.

"RE: COACH"
Posted by CTgirl on 01-06-10 at 09:11 PM
Hey Coach, I have a hobbit I can introduce you to. Maybe you can have an adventure with him.

"RE: COACH"
Posted by iltarion on 01-07-10 at 03:06 AM

I am worshiped by many hobbits. You are as beneath my concern as that other waifish blonde that whined my whole season.



"RE: COACH"
Posted by CTgirl on 01-07-10 at 02:28 PM
*rolls eyes* Oh, come on. You know you loved Sierra during your season. I'm not falling for your act.

"RE: COACH"
Posted by iltarion on 01-07-10 at 02:42 PM

There is no ACT with me, foolish girl. Everything you see about me is 100% legit and 100% real man.
Yeah, I loved Sierra like the stepdaughter I never got to beat.


"RE: COACH"
Posted by vince3 on 01-07-10 at 05:05 PM
I dunno, Coach, her hobbit was the Winner of her season.......


"RE: COACH"
Posted by michel on 01-06-10 at 08:25 PM
Was I on the show? I WAS the show! I was so important to the viewers that CBS begged me to save their Amazing Race franchise. They paid twice for trips around the world where I was followed by thousands of fans.

The few viewers you had laughed at you.


"RE: COACH"
Posted by iltarion on 01-07-10 at 03:10 AM

Hahaha... My LIFE is an Amazing Race!! But there weren't any smiling idiots offering me rewards in the Amazon jungle. Trust me. Every word I speak is true.
Despite my misgivings, prove your worth to me and MAYBE you can join the winning team.


"RE: COACH"
Posted by michel on 01-07-10 at 08:05 AM
No thanks on the offer. Your "winning team" was the most stupid ever. Timbira fell while Chapera Rocked.


"RE: COACH"
Posted by iltarion on 01-07-10 at 02:47 PM

Timbura was never my TEAM. Timbura was a gaggle of weakness and unworthiness. JT was my go-to-guy. My star halfback. You would do well to get on board for the big win. You don't look like a waterboy to me.


"RE: COACH"
Posted by michel on 01-07-10 at 07:04 PM
I see your man-crush is standing ovah on the othah tribe. I could arrange for you to ger a room on Losah lodge, AH'm sure the audience would be happy to see you go.

And, correct me if Ah'm wrong but if that pretty boy was your stah halfback he was running the wrong way because he scored in your end zone!


"RE: COACH"
Posted by iltarion on 01-08-10 at 03:03 AM
LAST EDITED ON 01-08-10 AT 03:04 AM (EST)

You can run with that crap all you want, chowderhead. I'm comfortable with my sexuality. Don't be letting secrets out of your own bedroom or the wife will be slapping your @ss up.
I went out like a man. Head held high. Last I remember, you were crying in front of a jury as they gave you the worst whipping Survivor has ever seen. Well, that will feel like your mamma's own pat on the back compared to the hurtin I put on you if you get on my wrong side.
Don't be the Dragon to the Dragon Slayer, boy. We've already seen how that story ends.


"RE: COACH"
Posted by Molaholic on 01-24-10 at 12:44 PM
I can see we still have the same-ol same-ol still going on. Not really going to miss much while I catch some fine entertainment with Conan O'Brian on The Tonight Show instead of suffering through this drek.


Things could be worse. They could be forcing us to watch LOST

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Brownroach on 01-06-10 at 12:27 PM

Thanks, tribe!

-- RussHell's hidden idol

p.s. I'm hiding from RussHell until the game starts. He spotted me once so I had to relocate, hence the lack of sigpic. Don't tell anyone I was here.

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-06-10 at 04:44 PM
Nice try. I'm right here besides you, so you're easy to find. With all the dumbasses out there, you need me to find you.



"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Brownroach on 01-06-10 at 05:32 PM
Oh what's the use, I give up. Wherever I go or wherever they put me, production's gonna tell you where I am. I better renegotiate my contract with MB, this is *not* what I signed up for.

Okay, we can hang, but I'm gonna need some "me" time away from your stinky shorts. And don't trot me out every time you want to impress another dumbass tribemate, like you did last time. I'm not your trophy wife.

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Max Headroom on 01-07-10 at 09:15 AM
*pouts*

Didn't you say I could put you in my shorts, you two-timer? Maybe I'll ask James for an idol instead-- I hear he has a couple of leftovers.

"RE: Can I be Suga' Suga' again??"
Posted by mindy23 on 01-07-10 at 09:20 AM
When I took her the first time, I didn't think there was a chance in HeLLO that I would be playing more than a few episodes! Little did I know that sweet little ol' Suga' Babe was gonna go so far!!

I can't read through all the posts right now, but I will in a bit. If she isn't taken, I'll take her. She is my alter-ego, my shadow, my personna, and the one I would be if I were not me....Make sense? I thought not...

"Sugar's already taken"
Posted by michel on 01-07-10 at 06:27 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-07-10 AT 06:33 PM (EST)

There's still Stephenie that hasn't showed up yet if you want to be on the boring tribe. Our tribe still has Danielle and Parvati that haven't gotten off the chopper.


"RE: Phooey!!"
Posted by mindy23 on 02-08-10 at 08:42 AM
Guess I'll just sit back and watch for a while, and if I decide later, I'll let you know....

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by iltarion on 01-08-10 at 03:08 AM

You need to stop talking about putting things in your shorts, honey. Or I'm going to lose the other 4 cans of a six pack already missing a couple.

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by jbug on 01-07-10 at 11:47 AM
I can't believe I agreed to come back to a jungle again.
The leaves! the leaves! Why are there so many leaves?

Been thinking about which luxury item to bring; I think a rake would be best...

"A present from RussHell"
Posted by Brownroach on 01-07-10 at 12:51 PM

RussHell said I should give these to you. When I asked him why, he just laughed and said cryptically "she'll know why." He's collecting a whole lot more for you.

"RE: A present from RussHell"
Posted by jbug on 01-07-10 at 01:13 PM
Tell RussHell he can go to you-know-where.

Besides I think you just may be mine before RussHell even crawls out of his cave.


"RE: A present from RussHell"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-07-10 at 03:46 PM
That's what you think, lady. The idol is mine! You'll be too busy looking at infected tools from other male contestants to notice there's a HII out there.

I think Colby's Hershey Bar needs to be looked at again.


"RE: A present from RussHell"
Posted by Brownroach on 01-07-10 at 04:52 PM
RussHell is *from* you-know-where. He wouldn't consider that an insult.

"What the hell - Scary Jerri"
Posted by qwertypie on 01-07-10 at 06:22 PM
Smoochies to Tribe
"RE: What the hell - Scary Jerri"
Posted by michel on 01-07-10 at 06:32 PM
Finally, anothah real stah! Did you see the bunch of newbs we have here? We should have fun working togethah.



"RE: What the hell - Scary Jerri"
Posted by qwertypie on 01-08-10 at 00:32 AM
Where's Colby?
"RE: What the hell - Scary Jerri"
Posted by vince3 on 01-08-10 at 00:58 AM
I think I saw him *over there*, wearing blue......


"RE: What the hell - Scary Jerri"
Posted by qwertypie on 01-08-10 at 05:34 PM
Thanks, Doll!
<#####>
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"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Molaholic on 01-07-10 at 10:42 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-07-10 AT 10:43 PM (EST)

<click>

Hello.

Anybody out there? Just let me know if anything interesting happens. I'll be over at the Best Buy down the street checking out new flatscreens.

<click>

I guess things could be worse. We could be forced to watch LOST.

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 01-08-10 at 10:12 PM
Hey, Can I be Tyson? With the line -- "Nude more than Hatch"


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by bostonrobfan on 01-08-10 at 10:54 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-08-10 AT 10:56 PM (EST)

Well, since my boy is already taken, I'll take Randy. With the tagline- "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me."

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-09-10 at 11:53 AM
I like that line! It reminds me of Cookie Monster from Sesame Street. What? You're surprised that I watched that show? Don't a lot of people watch it when they were kids?


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by bostonrobfan on 01-09-10 at 09:53 PM
Well, Sandra, hopefully, someday... you'll get past C.

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-10-10 at 11:55 AM
I've already gotten past C, thank you very much! What's more, I've gotten past the jury! And have you? I don't think so, Randy.


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by michel on 01-09-10 at 01:57 PM
I can't go nowhere without running into fans! It's good to know I can't count on your vote in the end.


sorry about taking your guy

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by bostonrobfan on 01-09-10 at 09:48 PM
You want some of my cookie? Rob? Can't have my vote, but you can-

You took part of my cookie!?! Seriously?

"For sign-ups only"
Posted by tribephyl on 01-11-10 at 04:19 AM
I've opened another thread for all the pre-show fun HERE.
Once you've been cast you can head on over there. If you haven't picked a survivor yet...one that is still available...please do so and then join in on the fun!
"RE: For sign-ups only"
Posted by michel on 01-11-10 at 08:04 AM
So, in other words, you're telling us to get out of here...


"RE: For sign-ups only"
Posted by Brownroach on 01-11-10 at 10:50 AM

I might just stay holed up in this thread until the game starts. I *am* supposed to be hidden, after all.

"How the heck did I miss this? Parvati please"
Posted by suzzee on 01-22-10 at 05:34 PM

I can't believe she's still unclaimed!

Tag line: I'm ready for my close-up Mr. Burnett



Thanks Ag dahlin'!

"welcome parvasite"
Posted by tribephyl on 01-22-10 at 10:38 PM
"RE: welcome parvasite"
Posted by Ontheroadagain on 01-23-10 at 11:26 PM
Hooga-booga to Parvasite. I'll be happy to join your all-girl alliance, just so I can get back at some of those sneaky bastards that blindsided me last time. I'm looking at you JT.


"RE: welcome parvasite"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-24-10 at 11:22 AM
One problem, Tyson. You may be gay, but you're still a guy. That means you're automatically out of any all-girl alliances that Parvasite might form. I'm a girl, so I still qualify for one.


"RE: welcome parvasite"
Posted by suzzee on 01-24-10 at 01:06 PM
Oh Tyson! As long as you don't steal my thunder, I'll be glad to share some of my web.


Everyone is my alliance

"RE: welcome parvasite"
Posted by suzzee on 01-24-10 at 01:07 PM
The Parvasite, mmmm would make quite a villain me thinks.....


Everyone is my alliance

"RE: How the heck did I miss this? Parvati please"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-23-10 at 11:37 AM
Welcome, Parvati! I'm willing to join any all-girl alliances you might be willing to form -- and keep a good eye on you as well in the process. After all, my motto is "Anybody but me" when it comes to the votes.


"RE: How the heck did I miss this? Parvati please"
Posted by suzzee on 01-24-10 at 01:09 PM
Yep, this could work, just remember who wears the smallest bikini around here SSSsandra.


Everyone is my alliance

"RE: How the heck did I miss this? Parvati please"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-24-10 at 04:03 PM
You're smaller than me. Remembering who wears the smallest bikini around here shouldn't be too hard for me.


"RE: How the heck did I miss this? Parvati please"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-25-10 at 06:23 AM
After being on a tribe with Jon not wearing any clothes and Big Lill with her panties, I'm sure any bikini looks good to you!

And Perv? I hear you're a dumb gal, so you're just who I'm looking for.


"uh huh"
Posted by suzzee on 01-25-10 at 08:00 AM
Dumb? I'm dumb all the way to the bank....


Everyone is my alliance

"RE: uh huh"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 01-25-10 at 04:27 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-25-10 AT 04:27 PM (EST)

Uh huh. You're so dumb that it took you, what, 20-21 days to find this thread and finally register for this game?


"I'll be James if nobody else has him"
Posted by Spanky68 on 01-26-10 at 12:04 PM
I don't think he will last long, as he is the biggest physical threat since the game started. But I am willing to try.

My tagline...how about "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...and strong...and likable...and..."

"RE: I'll be James if nobody else has him"
Posted by tribephyl on 01-26-10 at 10:15 PM
"RE: I'll be James if nobody else has him"
Posted by Spanky68 on 01-27-10 at 09:35 AM
This will look good on me. Thanks, Tribe!


"RE: I'll be James if nobody else has him"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-27-10 at 04:40 PM
Hey, James! Nice to see you! I'll see you around, most likely at the merge.


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by MissMyth on 01-26-10 at 10:30 PM
Could I take JT again? We really didn't get to play much during his season.

Sig line? How about "Ready for another perfect season"?

Or make a suggestion if you think of something better.

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 02-01-10 at 05:12 PM
Hello, J.T.! You won in your season, but can you win here as well? You might have some problems -- I'm not a big threat and you are!


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Sahara on 01-29-10 at 11:58 PM
I would like to reprise my role as the leaves, please!

Tagline: Be afraid. Be very afraid!


A Vintage Tribephyl

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Sahara on 01-30-10 at 00:00 AM
p.s. I LVOE this sig, tribe!


A Vintage Tribephyl

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by jbug on 02-01-10 at 09:46 AM
Do I get a vote? I say NO!


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by agman on 02-03-10 at 06:07 PM
*uh oh, it's the wolf in sheep's clothing.....She smart, that one*

which explains why she's in the game and I'm not!


"welcome..."
Posted by tribephyl on 02-01-10 at 02:06 PM
"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by HauntedOne on 02-01-10 at 09:19 AM
Is JT still available? If so I'll take him.
Tagline = Got 31 more teeth and aint afraid to use em
"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-01-10 at 02:08 PM
Sorry, Haunted. JT has been taken.
Still available are; Stephenie or Tom for Heroes and Danielle for Villains.
"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by MissMyth on 02-01-10 at 03:47 PM
Tribephyl? Could you make me one of those cool sig pics? Please and thank you.
"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-01-10 at 04:40 PM
so sorry, miss.
I thought I'd already given it to you.

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by MissMyth on 02-01-10 at 05:38 PM
Thank Tribe! That is way cool!

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"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by agman on 02-01-10 at 09:17 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-01-10 AT 09:57 PM (EST)

Tribe can I be "The typical Jury member" and my tagline could be
Damn, If I had thought of that I'd still be in the game!


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by suzzee on 02-02-10 at 09:56 AM
You'll vote for me won't ya?


Everyone is my alliance

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by agman on 02-02-10 at 10:03 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-03-10 AT 06:00 PM (EST)

Parve! Baby!...woof woof, you're my lodge bud, of course I'll vote for you(and you won't even have to pay me bribe money!)



Parv is way hot

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-02-10 at 06:21 PM
*rolls eyes* She's everyone's Lodge Bud.

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by agman on 02-02-10 at 07:41 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-03-10 AT 05:18 PM (EST)


*Did she just roll her eyes at me?????If she wasn't so hot, she would have NO chance of getting MY vote*


CTCourney is hot!


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-03-10 at 03:39 PM
"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by agman on 02-03-10 at 04:45 PM
thanks tribe, that's perfect!


"EPMB - Exec Producer Mark Burnett"
Posted by RollDdice on 02-03-10 at 03:10 PM
Sorry I'm so late to the party. I'm here to mess with the Heroes and Villains alike (if you'll have me) as Mark "T-Bone" Burnett.

(And I think I can take some pressure off the amazing Tribe by making my own siggie.)





Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.


"Hiya, Boss."
Posted by tribephyl on 02-03-10 at 03:49 PM
Glad to have you drop by, Empirical Premiere Marcus Burnett. *makes sure embezzled money isn't sticking out of pocket*
Par usual I'm overtly excited to see your new outfit. Sure to be flashy, no doubt.
*holds butt-kissing pose*
"RE: Hiya, Boss."
Posted by RollDdice on 02-03-10 at 04:10 PM
Money? I thought we were paying you in Eddie Bauer khaki pants again this year.

Nonetheles, please check your Red Wavy.




Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
"RE: Hiya, Boss."
Posted by RollDdice on 02-08-10 at 05:15 PM
Best I could do in a Flash. Besides, it expresses my Hero/Villain/Good/Evil duality.

Let the games begin.



A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.
"RE: Hiya, Boss."
Posted by agman on 02-08-10 at 07:04 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-08-10 AT 07:16 PM (EST)

Hey Tbone, we, as jurors, are a vital cog to this whole shebang. Any chance of us earning some extra cash for our service on the jury? I realize that some who end up on the jury near the end can make some, but I'm talking about us early arrivals!

"Jury Doody"
Posted by RollDdice on 02-11-10 at 09:58 PM
Let's see. You get food and lodging at the rustic "Ponderosa". You get the Deluxe Loser Lodge spa amenities; showers, coarse towels and soap made with Yak butter. You get a 25% discount on Survivor merchandise and a free t-shirt that says, "I was on Survivor and all I got were these lousy bug bites".

Now you want cash on top of all that ...?!?




A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.
"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by iltarion on 02-08-10 at 07:24 PM
How many people are waiting in the wings?

With the season about to start, I certainly could take a second castaway on, better than not having them represented at all. I would gladly take JT, James or Danielle. Just hook me up with a siggie and I'll give you a quote.


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"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-08-10 at 08:44 PM
Stephenie, Danielle and Tom are the only survivors left.
I'm going to leave them open till after the premiere episode airs, in hopes the first episode sparking some interest. But after that, I'll leave generic siggies in the thread for someone to pick a up a secondary character.
"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Scarlett O Hara on 02-09-10 at 10:27 PM
Oh well ... guess I'll be Stephanie.

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-10-10 at 01:20 AM
"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by jbug on 02-10-10 at 10:29 AM
Someone had to do it


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by agman on 02-10-10 at 05:09 PM


Good! I was hoping I might have a chance to vote for stephanie should the opportunity arise(among other things arising )



Stephanie is also hot

"There is a difference "
Posted by jbug on 02-11-10 at 09:12 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-11-10 AT 09:12 AM (EST)

in hot and skanky.



LOL E cause I don't think even StephaME is sHanky

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by qwertypie on 02-11-10 at 11:54 PM
Speaking as Qwerty who is stuck being Scary Jerri (and not to spoil anything) Just Shoot Me Now!
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"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by iltarion on 02-12-10 at 01:01 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-12-10 AT 01:03 AM (EST)

Hey, mama, how did you like how I treated Colby? Stick around the Dragon Slayer, baby. There is more where that came from. Tell you a secret. You know what I REALLY DIG? Women that DIG me. We could have something special.

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by agman on 02-12-10 at 09:35 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-12-10 AT 10:14 AM (EST)

coach's got a girlfriend, Coach's got a girlfriend..nayayayayayayay.....Way to go coach!!!!!


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by jbug on 02-12-10 at 09:19 AM
Let me say right here how happy I am to be in the other camp.
I will put you down GF. Looking forward to a few one on ones against you.


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by suzzee on 02-12-10 at 10:46 AM
Wow Jerri, way to snag the Dragonslayer, just make sure you ain't the dragon honey.


Everyone is my alliance


"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by CTgirl on 02-12-10 at 11:18 AM
Thank you for keeping Coach away from me. I mean, who does he think he is? *rolls eyes*

"RE: Be The All Star Survivor #2: Heroes vs Villains"
Posted by Belle Book on 02-12-10 at 04:53 PM
I don't envy you, Jerri! And I'm lucky I'm married -- I wouldn't give Coach the time of day ever! I'm more busy pointing out who's allied with whom on the Heroes Tribe!


"Tom"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 02-13-10 at 02:23 PM
I'll...um....take Tom.
"Here's Tom"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-13-10 at 03:16 PM
"RE: Here's Tom"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 02-13-10 at 07:26 PM
Yay! Thankee kindly. Now I can strut my almighty hotness around.