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"Recipe request"
Posted by Estee on 04-24-09 at 07:28 AM
I could really use some helpful hints on cooking a blindsided chicken.

If it's any help, the thing's been stewing in its own juices for a few months.

And does not go well with pizza.

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"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by samboohoo on 04-24-09 at 07:38 AM
You might want to reconsider cutting off the head first. The cleanup could be surprising.


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"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by Estee on 04-24-09 at 07:44 AM
I had a hard enough time plucking off all the feathers.
"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by jbug on 04-24-09 at 07:53 AM
So that's where the feathers came from.


Slicey took out the wrinkles '08

"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by Snidget on 04-24-09 at 07:46 AM
Butterfly him and cook him under a brick?

http://www.gastronomie-sf.com/2006/07/chicken_under_a.html

"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by kingfish on 04-24-09 at 07:47 AM
First: Tenderize it; Run over it again and again and again, laughing like the Wicked Witch of the East all the while.

Second: Boil what tiny shreds of stringy meat it has off the bones, and toss them to read the future of the "dragon slayer", aka "skink disturber", aka "lying bastard". Again, witch laughing is appropriate.

Third: Clean your teeth with the claws, using talons for floss sticks. This time to the accompaniment of monster laughing on order to set the proper ambiance.

And finally: Serve with a frivolous little tort trimmed with a note saying ”Sierra says Nyah nyah nyah. I’m smarter that you are, I’m smarter than you are! Live with THAT stickboy!”.

"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by Estee on 04-24-09 at 07:49 AM
Y'know what that recipe needs to finish it off? Godlewski sauce!

And if that doesn't lure HD out, nothing will.

"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by Ahtumbreez on 04-24-09 at 07:50 AM
Mmmm, mmmmm, good.


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"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by brvnkrz on 04-24-09 at 08:40 AM
The Dragonslayer soup looks good. Special ingredient: his own tail.

Tribe made me gay

"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by Estee on 04-24-09 at 02:57 PM
Can't do it. The Amazon pygmy tribe called dibs.
"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 04-24-09 at 08:44 AM
I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I am completely and totally secure in my position as assistant dragon slayer.

Wow. People like me so much they're writing my name down on parchment!

"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by Estee on 04-24-09 at 02:58 PM
I bet you never knew there were so many ways to spell 'egomaniac'.

C-o-a-c-h.

"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by foonermints on 04-24-09 at 08:54 AM
If cooked properly you get a free Coach handbasket to send to hell handbag along with it.
*cough*


*$509.93 at Amazon.

"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by kingfish on 04-24-09 at 09:02 AM
I understand there was a matching hat?

Kingfish, tempter, and toucher of the third rail!

"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by foonermints on 04-24-09 at 09:14 AM
BRRAZZAAP!!
"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by Estee on 04-24-09 at 03:05 PM
Don't trust the Amazon review. It was written by the creator.
"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by cahaya on 04-24-09 at 09:03 AM
You might be better off just feeding it to the dogs.

Oh, wait, it might be too fowl even for them.

"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by jbug on 04-24-09 at 09:04 AM
Would this be anything like having your goose cooked?


Slicey took out the wrinkles '08

"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by grit on 04-24-09 at 09:05 AM
Give it to me. I can cook anything.

If you can kill it, I can grill it.

"but.. who would want to eat it?"
Posted by foonermints on 04-24-09 at 12:07 PM
Head still in the clouds from the biplane ride, eh? I guess you didn't fall out during the roll because your ego had swollen so much you were stuck in the seat.


*$509.93 at Amazon.

"RE: but.. who would want to eat it?"
Posted by grit on 04-24-09 at 02:27 PM
Hey! Don't be spoiling it for me! I haven't seen last night's show yet.

I just naturally assumed Danny won again. Because I picked a WINNER!


another agman creation

"Irony recipie"
Posted by vince3 on 04-24-09 at 10:08 AM
Batter it and then fry it. Then serve to a waif.
"RE: Irony recipie"
Posted by kingfish on 04-24-09 at 10:27 AM
Just don't cook the water out of and let it burn in the pot.

Oh wait, do do that. Then blame the weather. And Sierra. And the cannibals. And the first chair violin.

"RE: Recipe request"
Posted by Brownroach on 04-24-09 at 10:35 AM
The documentary opens today. Maybe there's a recipe in there.


If not, it might have a recipe for "severed ear terrine."

"Couldn't tell you."
Posted by Estee on 04-24-09 at 03:05 PM
It already closed. (There's only so many tickets Benji can buy.)
"I've got one"
Posted by moonbaby on 04-24-09 at 10:40 AM
for calimari.

"Beer in the butt chicken"
Posted by VisionQuest on 04-24-09 at 10:51 AM
LAST EDITED ON 04-24-09 AT 10:51 AM (EST)

Although there might not be room in there for the beercan since his head is already there taking up space.


"RE: Beer in the butt chicken"
Posted by kingfish on 04-24-09 at 11:12 AM
Apropos!

He did sort of get it in the butt last night.

"RE: Beer in the butt chicken"
Posted by Estee on 04-24-09 at 03:07 PM
Apropos!

No, Apostol!

Explains a lot about his belief in having the direct support of a divinity.

"So who will step up?"
Posted by Molaholic on 04-24-09 at 02:42 PM
and take the role of Sierra St. George?


blame agman

"Thread moved."
Posted by IceCat on 04-24-09 at 06:24 PM
Moved here from OT.