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"You're So Ben"
Posted by dabo on 03-27-09 at 01:00 AM
LAST EDITED ON 04-03-09 AT 09:54 AM (EST)You rode into Survivor
Like you were riding into a walk
Your buff strategically dipped below one eye
Your shirt was flamboyant
You had one eye in the camera
As you watched yourself psyche out
And all the team dreamed
That they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and....You're so Ben
You probably think this show is about you
You're so Ben
I'll bet you think this show is about you
Don't you? Don't you?You had them going for you
When they were still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never foldBut you gave away the things you held
Because you were full of it
I had some plans,
They were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee and....You're so Ben
You probably think this show is about you
You're so Ben
I'll bet you think this show is about you
Don't you? Maestro?Well I hear you went up to upper Brazilia
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Hollywoodia
Coz you lost you job but who really cares?You're so Ben
You're just a drama queen all the time
You probably think this show is about you,
Don't you? Don't you?
ETA: changed a few lines coz I wasn't entirely happy with the previous draft.
Table of contents
- RE: You're So Ben,suzzee, 08:42 AM, 03-27-09
- RE: You're So Ben,Brownroach, 02:12 PM, 03-27-09
- RE: You're So Ben,Belle Book, 04:23 PM, 03-27-09
- RE: You're So Ben,PsychoKitty, 04:06 PM, 03-29-09
- RE: You're So Ben,mindy23, 09:46 AM, 04-03-09
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"RE: You're So Ben"
Posted by suzzee on 03-27-09 at 08:42 AM
Of course the song is about him. Who else could be so magnificent. If the snake he dreamed about was wrapped around his neck he should check for the following:1. Who paid the snake to do it?
2. Who paid the snake to say he did it?
3. Wondered who the snake lost a bet to?
4. Was it really a snake and not one of his fellow Amazon support crew?
5. Who might have paid someone to tie a snake around his neck?
What.a.douche. (which is an insult to douches, I apologize.)
Dr. Gonzo: Let's give the boy a lift.
Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.
Tribe Magic
"RE: You're So Ben"
Posted by Brownroach on 03-27-09 at 02:12 PM
I thought he flew his Lear jet to Nova Coachia.
A tribe glows in Brooklyn
"RE: You're So Ben"
Posted by Belle Book on 03-27-09 at 04:23 PM
HEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!That's so funneee!
Belle Book
"RE: You're So Ben"
Posted by PsychoKitty on 03-29-09 at 04:06 PM
BENsational Dabo!!!!!I LOVED when Stephen and Tyson were talking about their first impressions of him on Wednesday's ep - Stephen Seagal/Indian Chief, etc. hilarious!!! Exactly what WE'VE been saying all along. Glad they who are "on the ground" with him saw it too. Good Lord! What stylist did he go to or read or whatever and decided his look is "in" or powerful? Jeez Louise! Go back to Mulletland. . .
Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;)
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"RE: You're So Ben"
Posted by mindy23 on 04-03-09 at 09:46 AM
Thanks a lot, now I'll have that song in my head all freaking day!!! LOL!!Truly ingenious!!!
