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"Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by Estee on 12-12-08 at 08:20 AM
LAST EDITED ON 12-12-08 AT 08:22 AM (EST)

List 'em if you've got 'em. And good luck. (Seriously, for this one, good luck.)

'Inexplicable Olympian' may be the most accurate name substitution ever.

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"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by Prof_ Wagstaff on 12-12-08 at 09:44 AM
The first International Roll Your Eyes event.


"Miss Clueless"
Posted by jbug on 12-12-08 at 09:53 AM
not exactly olympian; more beautyless paegent


Sharnina decorated me

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by vince3 on 12-12-08 at 10:00 AM
The "How Far Can Your Voice Carry" contest
"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by jbug on 12-12-08 at 10:07 AM
I have a great nephew (1 year old today!) who can beat her at the slam dunk! I laughed out loud when she couldn't even do that one!


Merry Agman Christmas

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by mindy23 on 12-12-08 at 11:01 AM
How about 'dread lock swinging'?? Seriously, is ANYONE at that reunion going to believe she was EVER an Olympic medalist??

I know-she'll tell them she was playing hard NOT to win the challenges, so they wouldn't guess who she really was. OK. Whateva.......


"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by LibraRising on 12-12-08 at 11:03 AM
LAST EDITED ON 12-12-08 AT 11:04 AM (EST)

Is bridge an Olympic event yet?

Backgammon?


Standing behind whatever Josh Groban clone is singing at the opening ceremony without falling down?

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by Snidget on 12-12-08 at 11:15 AM
I think it needs to be a board or card game with less strategy involved and much more luck, like Candyland.

I was thinking competitive sitting might be something she could do, as long as the chair is a nice comfy recliner that holds you in place without any effort.

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by Estee on 12-12-08 at 11:21 AM
Endurance PMSing. (She's already done thirty-six straight days.)
"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by LibraRising on 12-12-08 at 03:50 PM
Not if the TAR divorcees are in the running!


A kyngsladye klassic with an IceCat chaser

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by LFJ on 12-12-08 at 11:30 AM
"Miss Anthrope"?
"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by suzzee on 12-12-08 at 12:07 PM
An eat yo' rice contest.


A Tribal Sig


"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by Max Headroom on 12-12-08 at 03:37 PM
A marching and dancing contest against Dandrew.


Headbanger by IceCat, siggie by agman

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by kingfish on 12-12-08 at 06:50 PM
Olympic Blowing up?

She blowed up real good.

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by jbug on 12-12-08 at 08:28 PM
In her after confessional (on Ponderoso video) she brags about how well she did in the gladiator challenge - when she got to use her size to pull others thru the dirt.


Agman is definitely on my list (& twin Cyndi too)

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by Spanky68 on 12-13-08 at 05:28 PM
I guess that one out of 26 challenges ain't bad, eh?

Um. yeah. Crystal. REAL bad.

But if they had a bad attitude contest she would be right there with Randy at the end.

Oh. Athletic events? Um. Hmmm. er..

Sorry. I got nothin.


Moonbaby tricked out my siggie

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by Fishercat on 12-15-08 at 01:39 PM
Leaving Corrine out of the bad attitude contest is like leaving Michael Phelps out of a swimming event or Crystal Cox out of a 4-person relay sprint.

This is the one complaint I don't get. Sure, mock her for her challenge ineptitude (perfectly valid), but Crystal appeared to be the nicest (or second nicest behind Matty) person on the jury by far. Kenny was worn down by the game and his ego grew three sizes too big, Corrine acted deplorable, Marcus is a sniveling, self-obsessed #####, Charlie's a coward, and Randy's Randy. She was generally very nice, I don't get the personality cracks

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by Prof_ Wagstaff on 12-15-08 at 01:52 PM
She was generally very nice, I don't get the personality cracks.

I agree. Toward the end she too was tired and worn down by the game. She might not have been sent packing had she not gotten into the confrontation with Matty.

I loved her comment last night that "this body was built to run around in circles, not up hills etc."


Into the magna tribe by phyl

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by PsychoKitty on 12-15-08 at 09:21 PM
That was the ONLY admission she made that she wasn't any good at any of the challenges (but one.) That and the fact her girlfriend would call her up after each episode and say "Girl, you suck!"

Yeah! Finally, the TRUTH!!!! She has a very warped sense of her physical abilities. I had hoped she was trying to look inept - not actually BE inept . . !


Not that I have an opinion one way or another ;)
Sigs by Cig

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by Aruba on 12-13-08 at 08:08 AM
With a little aid from some Performance Enhancing Drugs I would suspect she could win any athletic event she chooses...
"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by garcor on 12-13-08 at 08:37 AM
LAST EDITED ON 12-13-08 AT 12:54 PM (EST)

The roundabout. Object is to find the longest distance between two points.

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by byoffer on 12-16-08 at 09:41 AM
http://www.broadcaster.com/clip/9253

"RE: Athletic events Crystal could win."
Posted by Colonel Zoidberg on 12-15-08 at 11:19 PM
She could win a child custody case in which the father and mother both beat the child in question. The child would announce that he wants to live with Crystal Cox, since he knows she can't possibly beat anybody.

Seriously, though, she might be able to win something against the Detroit Lions. Something.