A Mexican Tarzan!

Finally. A hero we can all look up too. He don't need no stinkin' passaporte.

Que chichis, mama! (That what he says to hispanic Jane).

ˇ Y una culo excellente!

Maybe "Coolio" was inspired by that? His music sure sucks.

Kill me!

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"I'm a man for all seasons..."
Posted by cahaya on 10-26-18 at 04:49 PM

Cowabunga etymology:

Unknown but generally credited (as "Kowa-Bunga") to Edward Kean, writer of The Howdy Doody Show, a children's TV show that ran in the USA from 1947 until 1956.<1> Chief Thunderthud, a character on the show, started every sentence with the nonsense word "kawabonga" or with the syllable "kawa"<2> followed by ordinary English words. Other Indian characters of a different tribe, such as Chief Featherman or Princess Summerfall Winterspring, used "kawagoopa" similarly, as a greeting or to voice frustration or surprise.

Princess Summerfall Winterspring is the lady for all seasons.

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"Estee and Long Winded Diatribes"
Posted by foonermints on 10-19-18 at 12:45 PM

Did they all go back to New Yakk City?

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"Estee and Long Winded Diatribes"
Posted by foonermints on 10-19-18 at 01:25 PM

Were these created by #1Estee or #2Estee?

Goliath says #2.

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"RE: Estee and Long Winded Diatribes"
Posted by kingfish on 10-19-18 at 05:12 PM

LAST EDITED ON 10-19-18 AT 05:13 PM (EST)

If we are back to long winded diatribes, I think we're back with Michel. Or Aruba. Or Igor.

Also, I need new socks. The ones I got are stinky. They do keep the rats away though.

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"Toe Rats Are BAD! "
Posted by foonermints on 10-19-18 at 10:36 PM

However, how are your cuticles? ConsiderThis!

Kingfish, did you write this story? Who is Chris Zeeman? Is the Earth really Flat? My Brain! My Beautiful Brain! gone.. *sob*

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"RE: Toe Rats Are BAD! "
Posted by kingfish on 10-20-18 at 04:48 PM

LAST EDITED ON 10-20-18 AT 07:34 PM (EST)

Whoa!

I think that lady was about to hit the wall. Hard. It was like reading an Edgar Allan Poe story or poem, such as "The Tell Tale Heart". I hope Consider This found a way to survive.

https://poestories.com/read/telltaleheart

Or his brilliant poetic description of someone going mad;

"While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."

One man's Raven is another man's (woman's) Privy pit.

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"mrc and a can of peanut butter"
Posted by foonermints on 10-21-18 at 03:59 PM

We are getting the same response on this threasd.

I like Peanut Butter.

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"RE: mrc and a can of peanut butter"
Posted by mrc on 10-27-18 at 08:08 AM

Peanut butter is a favorite this time of year.

I've been Mooned!

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"RE: mrc and a can of peanut butter"
Posted by foonermints on 10-27-18 at 10:06 AM

Butterfingers might work.
Reese's Pieces sound's like he is running a Western Saloon.
_{The upstair's ladies kind..
Twix? I don't go there. Scary!}

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"AND We will never mention again.."
Posted by foonermints on 10-27-18 at 10:18 AM

Little Debbie's unsung Star Crunch. Totally indecent!

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"Dijon Mustard and Colonel Mustard"
Posted by foonermints on 10-24-18 at 11:11 AM

Both work with Weenies.

Well, unless it's Colonel Ms. Clairol Mustard..

Wait! My premise is still valid if you think about it.

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"Max Headroom and a Beefsteak"
Posted by foonermints on 11-04-18 at 01:31 PM

You tell me...

Have you had your B-12 today? ..................................................Ask the Love Bunny!.........................................On second thought, it might be like a dented Salami.............

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"Yummmm..."
Posted by kingfish on 11-05-18 at 08:42 PM

...steak.

Or pork chops.

Or just meat. No veggies please.

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"RE: Yummmm..."
Posted by foonermints on 10-06-19 at 09:15 AM

He never struck me as potato - like.

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