If we had been through what Dave and that Piece of Charla* had been through for three months? You bet your dorsal fin I would! I'd split it right down the middle and be proud to do it.* Until I calm down, I'm going to be using the word "charla" instead of the word "sh1t" wherever I go. It may confuse the people I'm screaming at, but I'm willing to make that sacrifice.
I'm just that kind of guy.
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