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"tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-05-14 at 03:47 AM
In the aftermath of the Ukrainian War some were left completely siggie-less. I am volunteering my time and energy into making sure no one has to go nekkid, without choosing to do so.

The only rule for a siggie?

Along with your request you must answer one of the 3 questions below.

A. I need a siggie because...?
B. I want a siggie to...?
C. I desire a siggie for...?

I have tomorrow off as well but after that the turn-around may take a day.

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"RE: tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-05-14 at 08:59 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-05-14 AT 08:59 AM (EST)

A. I need a siggie because It's just time for a new one?



Capn2patch put me in motion!

"let's brighten things up, shall we?"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-05-14 at 06:14 PM
shall we?

"RE: let's brighten things up, shall we?"
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-05-14 at 07:49 PM
Amazing! Thanks!



Tribe brightened me up

"RE: tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by kingfish on 02-05-14 at 09:46 AM
The Ukrainian War is over? I have not yet begun to fight. That is unless I meet certain anti-war Ukrainian who I'd like to cave his cranium.

I am not one of the unwashed masses. I am unwashed, and I have mass, but I'm not one of them.

I am in need of a new sig, my newest old sig depicts Mr Worm, and I've run out of jokes about him. Admittedly, whenever he opens his mouth, he outflows a bunch of new ones, but he has made me tired, and I want to divest myself of him. Besides, I hear his family is on an extended retreat in the scenic mountains of N. Korea. They got his dog and goldfish (the fiends) too, I hear.

But I would like to sell it for a couple mill or so? As the artist you would get your customary 10% commission if you do your end and find a buyer.

I desire a sig that my pelagic minions can admire, look up to, and bow down to whenever they encounter it in these pages. Also they should have a sudden gasp of inhaled breath to show their amazement that they are gilling in the same water as me. They should not know that I have imported and specially sniff tested water for myself and my posse.

And, most importantly, I want to assure them that I am right behind them in the fight against RTVW saboteurs and will follow in their footsteps through the minefields of that fight.

Finally, I have to have one because...

"Well it's one two three,
what are we fighting for?

Don't ask me I don't give a dam,
Next stop is Viet Nam.

And it's five six seven open up the Pearly Gates,

Well there ain't no time to wonder why
Whoopee, we're all gonna die!."

Country Joe and (you guessed it) THE FISH!

"RE: tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by Agman2 on 02-05-14 at 11:28 AM
>I desire a sig that my
>pelagic minions can admire, look
>up to, and bow down
>to whenever they encounter it
>in these pages.

So do the rest of us need a siggie that depicts us bowing down to your wise, powerful, and modest greatness?



Alarmingly masterful tribal creation

*wonders if guppy should "scale" down his expectations, and stop trying to "lure" us into his delusions of grandeur.

"RE: tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by kingfish on 02-05-14 at 12:00 PM
Yes.

(Didn't bring my glasses, can't read fine print)



A Crabman Classic!

"RE: tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by Agman2 on 02-05-14 at 12:42 PM
Lol, I forgot about that one!



Alarmingly masterful tribal creation

"RE: tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by kingfish on 02-05-14 at 12:02 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-05-14 AT 12:03 PM (EST)

It's worth repeating.



Crabman

"Whoopie!"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-05-14 at 11:42 PM
"RE: Whoopie!"
Posted by kingfish on 02-06-14 at 02:47 PM
You always manage to hit the right notes.

Thanks.

"I'm in GREAT Shape.."
Posted by foonermints on 02-05-14 at 09:49 AM

Woo Hoo!

As long as the ol' gasbag doesn't leak (too much).
"RE: I'm in GREAT Shape.."
Posted by kingfish on 02-05-14 at 10:23 PM
No. You're not.

Only a true friend would be this honest.




Crabman

"RE: tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-05-14 at 11:10 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-05-14 AT 11:10 AM (EST)

I need a new siggie because my WiFi router at home decided to shuffle off its mortal coil sometime during the day yesterday. At the moment I'm limited to using school district access at work (with many many limits) or trusting a public site at some fast-food joint (with all the accompanying concerns).

The up-side? When I went to visit the Geek Squad™ folks the geek told me that I shouldn't bother buying something from them -- but instead to take the upgrade I've been offered from my landline provider. That phone call will be made later today.


So, maybe something that incorporates a small Ukrainian flag?

Спасибі

"While you're waiting..."
Posted by IceCat on 02-05-14 at 11:44 AM




"I need a new siggee..."
Posted by cahaya on 02-05-14 at 02:20 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-05-14 AT 02:42 PM (EST)

... because I'd like for you to gift it to my Secret Santa recipient adricharlie, who also so happens to be a Seattle Seahawks fan and the winner of the 2013-14 NFL Post-Season Bet 'Ems!

"*Grin*"
Posted by foonermints on 02-05-14 at 09:43 PM
"The woes of war..."
Posted by tribephyl on 02-05-14 at 07:20 PM

Ride, Moley, ride!
"RE: tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by jbug on 02-05-14 at 12:10 PM
I need a new siggie because I have retired the blue convertible and now drive a red bug.


Crusin w/ Tribe

"New ride, huh?"
Posted by tribephyl on 02-05-14 at 07:41 PM
"best.car.ever"
Posted by IceCat on 02-05-14 at 08:13 PM
"http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/User_files/52f04fbe6fd6d599.jpg "
Posted by jbug on 02-05-14 at 10:07 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-05-14 AT 10:08 PM (EST)

YES!!!!
Best.car.ever!

"please put request at bottom of list"
Posted by Agman2 on 02-05-14 at 02:33 PM
I admit, I am a siggie hound so I wanted to wait and see what kind of lineup you had. I realize you just made an awesome siggie for me, but I'll ask for one on this thread. If the thread starts getting too big, please disregard this request.

I do a lot of high altitude hiking and climbing and I would like it to somehow fit that theme.


Alarmingly masterful tribal creation

"Oh the heights..."
Posted by tribephyl on 02-05-14 at 09:29 PM

"RE: Oh the heights..."
Posted by Agman2 on 02-05-14 at 10:25 PM
These are just incredible! Much better than anything I imagined. Thank you so much.



taken to the peak of perfection by Tribe.


etchings of the abominable Snow tribe!

"RE: tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by ARnutz on 02-05-14 at 03:23 PM
I want a siggie to show off my lvoe for Mr. Tribe!

...and because I am stuck in the frozen tundra of NJ today!

"Out Of New Jersey..."
Posted by tribephyl on 02-05-14 at 10:53 PM

and possibly out of your mind...

"squeeeeeeeeee...."
Posted by ARnutz on 02-06-14 at 00:26 AM
You are awesome!

muchos smoochos


<--- I heart this!

"RE: tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by Brownroach on 02-06-14 at 00:30 AM
I need a new siggie because you apparently think you need a job here. Alright, I'll play. So get on it, stat!
"RE: tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by Brownroach on 02-06-14 at 00:38 AM
LAST EDITED ON 02-06-14 AT 00:47 AM (EST)

ps -- Lest my tone was construed as offensive, you may be certain that I shall be extremely grateful should you oblige my wish. I do treasure you dearly.

Just forward your creation to Downton Abbey, which is a show that I detest. Well actually I've never viewed it, but I detest it on principle.

"You asked..."
Posted by tribephyl on 02-06-14 at 04:38 AM

Brownroach Abbey

"RE: tribe's PUk Siggie Shop | open for business"
Posted by Molaholic on 02-06-14 at 11:26 AM
Just forward your creation to Downton Abbey, which is a show that I detest. Well actually I've never viewed it, but I detest it on principle.

Can we still flog these peasants?


Ride, Moley, ride!