(OK, not really - but just where were all those cell phones on that day?)
"Bikini top prank kills prankster."
or;
"Bare Boobs Breaks Brain of Bra Booster."
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/ny-driver-untied-bikini-top-cleared-crash-21002264
(You didn't seriously think I was going to not mention this?)