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"A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"

Posted by foonermints on 10-07-13 at 11:44 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-08-13 AT 11:53 AM (EST)

Please Ignore the last one. I'll go blind. Use this one instead!


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Table of contents
  • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,foonermints, 11:48 AM, 10-07-13
  • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,kidflash212, 12:05 PM, 10-07-13
    • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,foonermints, 01:50 PM, 10-07-13
      • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,kidflash212, 01:53 PM, 10-07-13
        • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,foonermints, 02:06 PM, 10-07-13
  • Suzzee believes in Foonerclause :-),suzzee, 01:42 PM, 10-07-13
    • RE: Suzzee believes in Foonerclause :-),foonermints, 02:08 PM, 10-07-13
      • RE: Suzzee believes in Foonerclause :-),suzzee, 10:20 AM, 10-08-13
  • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,qwertypie, 02:19 PM, 10-07-13
    • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,foonermints, 02:31 PM, 10-07-13
  • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,Puffy, 05:44 PM, 10-07-13
    • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,foonermints, 07:45 PM, 10-07-13
      • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,woeisme1, 10:54 PM, 10-07-13
  • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,Molaholic, 09:51 AM, 10-08-13
    • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,foonermints, 11:39 AM, 10-08-13
      • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,Puffy, 06:00 PM, 10-08-13
        • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,foonermints, 11:28 PM, 10-09-13
  • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,taffnic, 05:47 PM, 10-08-13
    • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,foonermints, 10:07 PM, 10-08-13
  • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,adricharlie, 07:57 PM, 10-08-13
    • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,foonermints, 10:08 PM, 10-08-13
  • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,cahaya, 09:01 AM, 10-09-13
    • Uh Oh!,foonermints, 11:37 PM, 10-09-13
      • RE: Uh Oh!,cahaya, 09:01 AM, 10-10-13
        • RE: Uh Oh!,foonermints, 00:27 AM, 10-11-13
        • RE: Uh Oh!,woeisme1, 00:01 AM, 10-12-13
  • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,kingfish, 10:08 AM, 10-12-13
    • This Is The New Foonermints!,foonermints, 10:33 AM, 10-12-13
  • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,byoffer, 11:41 PM, 10-17-13
    • Wake Up Santa!,foonermints, 09:40 PM, 10-18-13
  • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,kingfish, 11:56 AM, 10-23-13
    • Estee..,foonermints, 10:28 PM, 10-23-13
      • RE: Estee..,kingfish, 02:48 PM, 10-24-13
        • RE: Estee..,kingfish, 04:16 PM, 10-24-13
          • Is Tribey,foonermints, 09:26 PM, 10-24-13
        • RE: Estee..,foonermints, 09:45 PM, 10-24-13
  • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,foonermints, 10:09 PM, 10-23-13
    • RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread,PepeLePew13, 08:49 PM, 10-24-13
      • Well..,foonermints, 09:15 PM, 10-24-13
  • *Bump*,foonermints, 09:31 AM, 11-06-13
    • RE: *Bump*,woeisme1, 00:55 AM, 11-07-13
      • RE: *Bump*,foonermints, 10:27 PM, 11-07-13
        • RE: *Bump*,kingfish, 09:32 AM, 11-08-13
          • Then Again..,foonermints, 10:46 PM, 11-08-13
  • Caught In The Vortex!,foonermints, 00:08 AM, 11-14-13
    • Specifics, please,woeisme1, 05:27 PM, 11-14-13
      • RE: Specifics, please,kingfish, 09:20 PM, 11-14-13
        • You are correct, Sir.,foonermints, 10:09 PM, 11-14-13
    • RE: Caught In The Vortex!,Molaholic, 05:39 PM, 11-14-13
      • Yes, Yes You Can!,foonermints, 10:13 PM, 11-14-13

Messages in this discussion
"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by foonermints on 10-07-13 at 11:48 AM
Woe, Snidget, Samboohoo...

*waits patiently*


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by kidflash212 on 10-07-13 at 12:05 PM
Okay - I'll send my name and address.

I'm expecting my junk mail to increase exponentially.


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by foonermints on 10-07-13 at 01:50 PM
It's good for your fireplace.

60° in Seattle today. $800.00 for furnace oil.

Good thing I had the common sense to move back to Southern Califfornia. My son: Not so much. He'll figure it out. *grin*
Uh Oh! Maybe he has! I'm the guy that paid for it. Dang.


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by kidflash212 on 10-07-13 at 01:53 PM
Fireplaces in NYC apartments? Bloomberg still has a few months to institute a tax on burning paper.

"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by foonermints on 10-07-13 at 02:06 PM
Best to get hot now. And keep your doors closed.

"Suzzee believes in Foonerclause :-)"
Posted by suzzee on 10-07-13 at 01:42 PM
So I sign up HERE?
And send an address to you?
And I get to send a present?
And I get a present?

So far so good.


I'm Poopert's Paradise!



"RE: Suzzee believes in Foonerclause :-)"
Posted by foonermints on 10-07-13 at 02:08 PM
Yes
It it all works out.

We've got some unfinished business anyway. *smile*


"RE: Suzzee believes in Foonerclause :-)"
Posted by suzzee on 10-08-13 at 10:20 AM
yes we sure do


I should be watched....closely.


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by qwertypie on 10-07-13 at 02:19 PM
ME! ME! ME! PICK ME!!!!!
(Consider me in)




"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by foonermints on 10-07-13 at 02:31 PM
I'd pick you anytime for the dance.

pokes *qwerty* to make sure she's really "qwerty* and not an imposter


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by Puffy on 10-07-13 at 05:44 PM
You're worse than the stores...it's not even Halloween yet! However, Hanukah comes the night before Thanksgiving, so it's never too early to start. I'm in!



"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by foonermints on 10-07-13 at 07:45 PM
I blame Wowie for the double dog dare. At any rate, rushing the Season gives me time to get organized! Whatever THAT is..


*smoochie*


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by woeisme1 on 10-07-13 at 10:54 PM
You can blame me, I get prematurely excited about this every single year. It is the only time I ever get a present. I like presents


*smoochies*


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by Molaholic on 10-08-13 at 09:51 AM
OK, I thought I had added my double entry -- but I guess it didn't take.

So now here I is.


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by foonermints on 10-08-13 at 11:39 AM
Got it!
We should go back to Philippe’s sometime.
Puffy can come too. Heck, everybody from around here should.


Gone Viral with Moonbaby!


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by Puffy on 10-08-13 at 06:00 PM
I go to Philippes before every Dodger game I go to. We're also going this Sunday night before the Pink concert at the Staples center.


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by foonermints on 10-09-13 at 11:28 PM
I wish I was there right now.

"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by taffnic on 10-08-13 at 05:47 PM
Count me in.


creation by Agman


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by foonermints on 10-08-13 at 10:07 PM
You are IN!

"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by adricharlie on 10-08-13 at 07:57 PM
I would like to sign up for this if I can....


Courtesy of Tribe....


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by foonermints on 10-08-13 at 10:08 PM
Please PM me your address and I will do the rest.

"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by cahaya on 10-09-13 at 09:01 AM
Oh, dear. For all the years I've been hanging out around here, I've never done this before!

Okay, count me in, I hope I know what I'm getting myself into!


Smurfy snowy holiday present by agman

To whoever who draws my name, any Smurf theme gift would be kinda cool!


"Uh Oh!"
Posted by foonermints on 10-09-13 at 11:37 PM
Now you signed up on a foonerthread™ !
Should have signed up with Wowie ..

"RE: Uh Oh!"
Posted by cahaya on 10-10-13 at 09:01 AM
Well... I wondered whether or not to refer to myself as a "Secret Santa virgin", but that's what I'd rather like to find under the tree on Christmas Eve night!

"RE: Uh Oh!"
Posted by foonermints on 10-11-13 at 00:27 AM
LAST EDITED ON 10-13-13 AT 12:05 PM (EST)

Smurfette?

Maybe no Hoo-Hah?


"RE: Uh Oh!"
Posted by woeisme1 on 10-12-13 at 00:01 AM
You slay me Cahaya! That was funny




"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by kingfish on 10-12-13 at 10:08 AM
I liked the other thread better.


"This Is The New Foonermints!"
Posted by foonermints on 10-12-13 at 10:33 AM
All huggable and cuddly!


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Is yours worn out yet? Sitting in a closet as a shrine? Do you put offerings at it's feet? An apple? A nut? Pumpkin? A grenade?
Sorry. Been working on 40mm grenade launcher stuff, "Dogs of War" to the Great Unwashed.


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by byoffer on 10-17-13 at 11:41 PM
I'm in. Always enjoy sending and receiving.

"Wake Up Santa!"
Posted by foonermints on 10-18-13 at 09:40 PM
Please send me your addy. Rolling a watermelon North doesn't work for me.


Must be the curvature of the Earth.


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by kingfish on 10-23-13 at 11:56 AM
OK. I'm in. My old toad skin leaks.

And I'm more into receiving than sending, so my SS giftee will probably set the record for late arrival. We should name this trophy the "Fooner Award".

And will someone please get Estee her Kindle? So whiney.


"Estee.."
Posted by foonermints on 10-23-13 at 10:28 PM
Yes, she needs The Good One! Not any halfway micro-screen cheapie/1 week throwaway.

I'm busy recruiting a crowd to help her out..

Whaddyah mean it leaks?! it was never meant for your submarine!

AND:

"fooneraward"? Fooner is always punctual. Rarely early, never late, unless it's fashionable.


"RE: Estee.."
Posted by kingfish on 10-24-13 at 02:48 PM
LAST EDITED ON 10-24-13 AT 02:50 PM (EST)

It developed several leaks while defending my honor. Jumped in front of a fusillade of bullets. Heroic woundings. Scars of honor. Couldn't be prouder. Hall of fame stuff.

(Ok OK, I got beat up becasue someone thought it was a fanny pack).

The "Qwerty Award"?



"RE: Estee.."
Posted by kingfish on 10-24-13 at 04:16 PM
Also, ask SS to get Tribe a new computer for Christmas. One of these days Sandra's going to catch him using her computer, and it won't be pretty.

"Is Tribey"
Posted by foonermints on 10-24-13 at 09:26 PM
Still "wobbly"? Wasn't he trying to steal someone's drinkee?
If he's still on Sandee's computer, have him do a couple of dental cases for her. It pays $40 a pop!

Even if the data is goofed up, maybe she can explain to her Asian clients about "tooth drift" and explore the possibility of genetic markers in their (tribal ) ancestry..

She yammers pretty well.


"RE: Estee.."
Posted by foonermints on 10-24-13 at 09:45 PM
Sounds like you need a copy of my current project. A mesh vest that hold 20 40mm grenades.
Get yourself a "Dogs or War" M32 MGL launcher and Voila! = Beat up No More!

I've got some flower-print 1000 denier Cordura. "Fanny Pack" you say?

"Skunk Award"? Poor Pepe was last in line, wasn't he? I forget. Too much too remember with my JackenzieDanielsforgettenstuff.


"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by foonermints on 10-23-13 at 10:09 PM
Got you, Pepe! You are IN!

"RE: A Better Secret Santa Sign Up Thread"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 10-24-13 at 08:49 PM
Didn't realize that I was ever 'out' in the first place...

(I signed up over on the original thread before you set this one up)


"Well.."
Posted by foonermints on 10-24-13 at 09:15 PM
You were always "In" of course. I just didn't have your addy. Of course, I MAY have your addy somewhere in this computer, but I wouldn't trust it. Could be old!
I mean, what would happen if The Skunks had moved out and a Beaver family moved in? Where would your present have gone? Would the Beavers have even appreciated it?
Foonermints is pretty smart, and avoids Black Holes like this!

Skunk: In Like Flint!


"*Bump*"
Posted by foonermints on 11-06-13 at 09:31 AM
Please sign up by Saturday November 9th, or forever hold your Fruitcake. For another year, anyway..



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foonermints: always trying to please Qwerty..


"RE: *Bump*"
Posted by woeisme1 on 11-07-13 at 00:55 AM
Please check your red wavy flag

I swear I sent you one!


"RE: *Bump*"
Posted by foonermints on 11-07-13 at 10:27 PM
Yes! I think got it! Hope?

"RE: *Bump*"
Posted by kingfish on 11-08-13 at 09:32 AM
Woe is you if you don't.

"Then Again.."
Posted by foonermints on 11-08-13 at 10:46 PM
Maybe Woe is for you?

I'll never tell!


"Caught In The Vortex!"
Posted by foonermints on 11-14-13 at 00:08 AM


Okey-Dokey, you should all have your fun assignations!

Too bad about that "Booby Prize"

dancing Boobie by tribey!


"Specifics, please"
Posted by woeisme1 on 11-14-13 at 05:27 PM
When do these need to be sent by dear Fooner? Guidelines are important to AR's* like my bad self. I need structure good golly

*Anal Retentives


"RE: Specifics, please"
Posted by kingfish on 11-14-13 at 09:20 PM
Yesterday. Challenge yourself.

And consult with Moley.



"You are correct, Sir."
Posted by foonermints on 11-14-13 at 10:09 PM
All Secret Santa Presents should arrive before Halloween.



"RE: Caught In The Vortex!"
Posted by Molaholic on 11-14-13 at 05:39 PM
Does this mean I can send my package via Vortex & save postage?

If I do it might get caught in a temporal shift and arrive before I send it...



A Molaholic Christmas from Agman ©MMIX


"Yes, Yes You Can!"
Posted by foonermints on 11-14-13 at 10:13 PM
Especially if it's cash money. The center of the Vortex will personally come by and make it disappear.