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"JBug: Terrible News!"
Posted by foonermints on 09-22-13 at 05:02 PM
Kingfish hasn't been twanging so good, as in country music. This last rendition made me want to clean my eyes out with tequila. Yep, It's a foonerlink and will draw blood.
Don't do it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TO4-nKeyRE4

Kingfish baby! You need more Heart!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vb0z7mY

Note to JBug: Thanks for the inspiration of becoming a promoter of the "more talented". I'm going to hire a squaking crow next. Or go get me a bottle of Jack.

foonermints: So disappointed.

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"RE: JBug: Terrible News!"
Posted by kingfish on 09-23-13 at 08:23 AM
LAST EDITED ON 09-23-13 AT 11:15 AM (EST)

Beautiful. John Prine was a master, and Raitt's voice was golden. That was pre-stripe Bonnie Raitt.

I like the Old Crow Medicine show also.

All are available on FishTunes for one Fish dollar per song.

(Too bad Karchita was too smart to get rich).

"RE: JBug: Terrible News!"
Posted by foonermints on 09-23-13 at 11:10 AM
Current Market Rates:

1 = $3 Karchita

Yep, she could have tripled her Obama Dollars (another name for"Yen") if she was only trusting! *sigh*

foonermints: now putting sticky fingers into arbitrage.

"RE: JBug: Terrible News!"
Posted by kingfish on 09-23-13 at 11:21 AM
She was afraid that the Fish dollar bubble would burst, I guess.

"RE: JBug: Terrible News!"
Posted by foonermints on 09-23-13 at 11:30 AM
LAST EDITED ON 09-23-13 AT 12:13 PM (EST)

Not a chance! It's going up Up UP!
She should have got in on the Seafloor.

It's a shame. But there's still time! Everyone should get in now! That's like NOW! baby!

"RE: JBug: Terrible News!"
Posted by kingfish on 09-23-13 at 01:12 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-23-13 AT 01:13 PM (EST)

Lucky for me I did get in on the seafloor. Now I've got seas of money. But I'm thinking of converting everything into sand dollars.

(Ladies! Now I'm rich too!)

BTW, I own the rights to Zombie™Fish too.

"RE: JBug: Terrible News!"
Posted by foonermints on 09-23-13 at 01:16 PM
Sand Dollars are currently beached. Not a good plan. As long as the Fish Dollars keep swimming upwards, I'd definitely keep my hooks in them.

your foonertrage

"RE: JBug: Terrible News!"
Posted by foonermints on 09-24-13 at 00:34 AM
Dear Mr. Fish, King

foonerZombie™ has been registered since Before The Dawn of Time. This is called a "Block" in legalese.
Your infringement or "chip" as we say in the legal profession requires you to turn over 150% of all profits earned (or shall we say "stolen") since Time began.

Fish Dollars are not accepted. 99.9% fine gold or platinum is OK.


~The Army of foonermints!

"RE: JBug: Terrible News!"
Posted by kingfish on 09-24-13 at 08:39 AM
Don't think small, if you a way of producing paperwork that was prepared "Before the Dawn of Time", you have something much more valuable than a puny old Zombie™ royalty claim.

Go back before "the Dawn of Time" and make a gold nugget the size of Mars. You'll have the perfect "Before the Dawn of Time Bling".

I happen to have a spare time machine and will offer a free ride to "Before the Dawn of Time" in return for dropping all crappy (legalese for crappy) litigation and claims.

It's perched on top of the sheer face of Mt. Baldy. Warning, the initial feeling when starting to travel thru time is that of falling, but don't worry, very shortly you will be back in time to where ever you want to be. Trust me.

"RE: JBug: Terrible News!"
Posted by foonermints on 09-25-13 at 01:22 AM
Nice "Downplay" try, Mr. Fish, King, but we're still coming after you and your massive, hideous profits.

btw: Did you know that "Kingfish™ is and has been the property of foonerindustries™ since before time began? More money for us!

Thank You Very Much {/BS} for your More Than Kind {//BS → dang! maybe THAT will work} offer of the use of your "Spare Time Machine" {Hell's Bells! - guess not! Oh well..}
Fact of the matter is, our rekke patrol says it looks like The Hindenburg, powered by a Remington incendiary shotshell.

foonercorp™ declines Your Most Generous Offer. {Holy Goat Skin Batman, you're never going to get rid of this smirk!}

Lots of Love,

"whut?"
Posted by jbug on 09-23-13 at 12:50 PM
Of course I peek in here while at work ---
where I can watch a youtube but can't turn on the sound to hear it!

Will be back later tonight to see what mischief you are up to.


"The Life"
Posted by foonermints on 09-27-13 at 00:51 AM
Of a promoter is never easy, be it arbitrage, music, Indian Chief or Batman.

Especially music. I'm still rooting for Kingfish. After all, he's the only client I've got.

More Emmylou inspiration for The Fish: *sob*

"RE: JBug: Terrible News!"
Posted by Dakota on 09-23-13 at 08:01 PM
So is this just something to talk about, a mystery to figure out? If Kingfish needs to get his groove back, try Kip, my latest crush
This is a double.

Kip Moore


Agman's Spring Fling '12

"*sigh*"
Posted by foonermints on 09-25-13 at 00:57 AM
Linky no Workee.
"RE: *sigh*"
Posted by Dakota on 09-25-13 at 02:00 AM
KIP MOORE

"RE: *sigh*"
Posted by kingfish on 09-25-13 at 08:19 AM
FTR, I think my twanger is coming back. Turns out it was just a little shy.
"Face It"
Posted by foonermints on 09-25-13 at 10:58 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-25-13 AT 11:00 PM (EST)

That snatched your Twanger away from being a complete flop. ← Straightfaced Smileys: everybody needs one.

"RE: Face It"
Posted by kingfish on 09-26-13 at 08:48 AM
Hey little buddy, you want to hear me twang you a song?

Well, let's gather around the old campfire and sang us a song about how Pretty Penelope helped get Cowboy Bob the twang back that he lost by being out on the prarie too long with just his faithful horse, and nothing to do at night.

"RE: Face It"
Posted by Dakota on 09-26-13 at 01:41 PM
Amarillo By Morning

Plenty of twang, although Penelope and Bob aren't specifically mentioned - lost my wife and a girlfriend somewhere along the way ----- I ain't got a dime but what I got is mine, I ain't rich but Lord I'm free

"I Like This"
Posted by foonermints on 10-06-13 at 03:15 PM
Although I wonder if Kinkfish™ requires something with more orneriness?

Copperhead Road


Handcrafted by RollDdice

Dakota: Excellent choices in music.

"RE: I Like This"
Posted by Dakota on 10-07-13 at 11:05 AM
But, but what if he doesn't come back?

Agman's Spring Fling '12

"RE: I Like This"
Posted by foonermints on 10-07-13 at 12:01 PM
I'm recruiting you, sweetheart.

*naughtee pinchee!*

I told you I was from India, right?

""Little Buddy"?"
Posted by foonermints on 09-26-13 at 11:29 PM
Gilligan?


No. that's just wrong.