So this is where we are in the social media world: the mass murderers tweet their updates while providing helpful hashtags for latter use.

*silence*

I already know none of the hostages will be released alive. The rest is waiting.

• RE: Kenya,foonermints, 12:16 PM, 09-22-13

Banky Moon: Our Hero!

United Nations Secretary General Ban Ki-moon released a statement Sunday condemning the attackers "in the strongest terms."

"This premeditated act, targeting defenseless civilians, is totally reprehensible," he wrote. "The perpetrators must be brought to justice as soon as possible."

"Banky moon, who stated that he has been in contact with Kenyatta, expressed his solidarity with Kenya and added that he grieves for the families who have lost loved ones".

If 'Ol Banky has such great solidarity, why don't we ship 'Ol Banky to the mall so he can give those AK's a nasty tongue-lashing! They'll surely be horrible fearful, and some may burst into tears of regret.

~The Army of foonermints!