Flash mobs seem to be a trend, especially for marriage proposals.
Here is one done in Home Depot in Salt Lake City. (does everyone in Utah dance??)

With all of the possible hardware references, I think we can come up with a few puns to mark the occasion.

I'll start.
Getting married? I hope they don't screw up a good relationship.

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• RE: Cute video... you fill in the pun,kingfish, 08:57 AM, 09-20-13

LAST EDITED ON 09-20-13 AT 12:17 PM (EST)

Let's hammer out a good Pre-nup.

(No, too easy)

Check out the Lumber baby!

(Too obvious)

Do you promise to love and obey until death crowbars you apart?

(Too stupid).

You may now plant an azelea on the bride.

(Too contrived. Also pretty stupid.)

So, baby, you want to talk about matching the carpets to the drapes, or are your floors waxed?

(Getting there)