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"Will anyone bail me out?"
Posted by jbug on 08-02-13 at 11:31 AM
I just had to share this email...

SUBJECT: INSTRUCTION FROM FBI TO ARREST YOU

FROM: FBI Director

WE HAVE BEEN WATCHING EVERY SINGLE TRANSACTION YOU MADE SINCE LAST YEAR UNTIL
THIS 2013, AND YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT WE ARE ALSO WORKING TO MAKE SURE YOUR
FUNDS WHICH ARE SUPPOSE TO BE DELIVERED TO YOU, AND ALSO BEAR IN MIND WHAT EVER
YOU EMAILING US WILL BE FORWARD TO
THE COURT. WE ARE HEREBY TO NOTIFY YOU THAT THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
WASHINGTON DC AND REPUBLIC OF BENIN FBI DEPARTMENT, OF THE INSULT YOU IMPOSED ON
THEM BY FAILING TO COMPLY WITH THEIR REQUIREMENTS.

YOUR FULL RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO US FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE ARREST
TO FACE THE CHARGE, BUT I DEEMED IT TO GIVE YOU ONE MORE CHANCE TO SAVE YOURSELF
FROM THIS MESS. WE HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT YOU HAVE FAILED TO DANCE BY THE RULE OF
THE FBI WHICH WILL WARRANT 2 YEARS
JAIL SENTENCE. NOW I MR.HACKETT JOHN ALVIN THE SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE OF THE
FBI ALBANY DEPARTMENT, AM GIVING YOU 24 WORKING HOURS TO EFFECT THE PAYMENT OF
THE $85.00 DOLLARS TO THE FBI BRANCH OFFICE IN FLORIDA USA, OR IN REPUBLIC OF
BENIN (FBISECURITYBRANCHOFFICEFLORIDA) WITH THE INFORMATION WRITTEN BELOW:

RECEIVERS NAME:... JAMES PETER ONYEKWE
COUNTRY/... BENIN-REPUBLIC
CITY ADDRESS IS COTONOU
TEST QUESTION:.. WHAT CITY
ANSWER :.. COTONOU
AMOUNT: ...$85.00 US DOLLARS.

YOU HAVE TO TRY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AND MAKE THIS PAYMENT TODAY, SO THAT THE TWO
PACKAGES CONTAINS YOUR $350,000.00, CASH AND FUNDS IN ATM MASTER CARD WILL BE
DELIVERED IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR DESTINATION WITHIN 4 TO 5HRS AFTER CONFIRMATION OF
THE REQUIRED $85.00 DOLLARS. YOU HAVE TO STOP EVERY TRANSACTION YOU ARE
COMMUNICATING WITH OTHER ORGANIZATION TO AVOID DELAY ON THE PROCESSING OF YOUR
FUNDS. NOTE IF YOU FAIL TO STICK WITH MY ADVICE OR ANY DELAY WILL LEAD TO US
COMING DIRECTLY TO YOUR HOME ADDRESS AT ANY TIME, SO TRY AND DANCE BY THE RULE
AND GET BACK TO ME WITH GOOD UNDERSTANDING ASAP. WAIT YOUR VITAL RESPONSE.

SPECIAL AGENT IN CHARGE;
MR.HACKETT JOHN ALVIN


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"RE: Will anyone bail me out?"
Posted by kingfish on 08-02-13 at 11:51 AM
Well, sounds to me like you better get to dancing by the rule of the FBI.

(very funny)

"RE: Will anyone bail me out?"
Posted by Estee on 08-02-13 at 01:08 PM
Eighty-five dollars? What did you do, have your data transfer rate go over the local speed limit?

So which celebrity will be the first to name their child 'Hackett'?

"RE: Will anyone bail me out?"
Posted by cahaya on 08-02-13 at 01:59 PM
Between the NSA and the international hackers, none of we what do is free of prying eyes.


*AutoHal in RECORD mode*

Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

"RE: I will! I will!"
Posted by foonermints on 08-02-13 at 01:36 PM
But I need someone to do the wash today.
Make my bed and crawl under the house to chase out the raccoon.
Oh! Can you pour a leetle concrete too? May as well finish up the foundation for the upper deck.

I'm hungry! What do you have for me for lunch?


Handcrafted by RollDdice
I have connections with the FBI! (no, that is not "effing Big Indian", either, although I do know a few Paiutes and a Cherokee.)

"RE: I will! I will!"
Posted by kidflash212 on 08-06-13 at 04:33 PM
I'll pour the concrete. Little something I have to hide anyway.
"sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Posted by jbug on 08-06-13 at 07:49 PM
Didn't you read?
The FBI is watching me!
That means they are here too.
Which means they may now have reason to watch you!
"RE: sssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Posted by kidflash212 on 08-06-13 at 08:11 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-07-13 AT 09:36 AM (EST)

D'oh!! Guess I'll have to find a way to dance around the subject.

"RE: Will anyone bail me out?"
Posted by kidflash212 on 08-02-13 at 03:17 PM
Better get dancing jbug