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"Man killed by falling Cow"
Posted by kingfish on 07-15-13 at 12:01 PM
I'm waiting for the SyFi channel to start a series based on the mysterious falling cow phenomena.

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/07/15/19479766-reports-cow-crashes-through-roof-kills-sleeping-brazilian?lite

The quote from his mother tickled me:

“I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow," his mother Maria de Souza told Brazil's Super Canal TV channel. "He nearly died when he was two and got meningitis, but I worked hard to buy medicines for him and he survived. And now he's lying in his bed and gets crushed to death by a cow. There's no justice in the world.”

Nope, no justice in that at all, ma’am.

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"RE: Man killed by falling Cow"
Posted by dabo on 07-15-13 at 12:04 PM
Well, that's sad. At least a catapult wasn't involved.
"RE: Man killed by falling Cow"
Posted by cahaya on 07-15-13 at 05:48 PM
Or aliens, after they did their work.
"RE: Man killed by falling Cow"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 07-15-13 at 12:10 PM
"As God is my witness, I thought cows could fly."
"RE: Man killed by falling Cow"
Posted by byoffer on 07-15-13 at 10:18 PM
WCowRP?

Well played, Pepe, well played!

"RE: Man killed by falling Cow"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 07-16-13 at 11:49 AM
Oui. This latest installment of WKRP in Blowsville coming right at ya!
"RE: Man killed by falling Cow"
Posted by Estee on 07-15-13 at 12:42 PM
If anyone in the area saw a giant earthworm wearing a humanoid exosuit, I'm just going to call the whole sentience thing off.
"I'm never saying"
Posted by foonermints on 07-15-13 at 12:54 PM
"The steak is on me" again.

Foonermints: The Legend!

"RE: I'm never saying"
Posted by kingfish on 07-15-13 at 02:08 PM
3000 lbs is a lot of steak, and a big-assed cow.
"RE: I'm never saying"
Posted by foonermints on 07-15-13 at 02:20 PM
Makes dressing out a 1000 pound moose look.. puny.

Moosemeat is greasy, anyway. Yick.
I bet if you had a moose ranch in Hawaii and fed them pineapples they'd be tastier.
foonermints: The Legend..

"RE: I'm never saying"
Posted by kingfish on 07-15-13 at 03:23 PM
Hunting cows is a lot easier than hunting Moose. Plus you can lead them to the freezer before shooting them. 3000 lbs is a lot of carcass to field dress.

Find a field with Wagyu cows to get Kobe beef. Yum.

Another tip, shooting chickens is easier than shooting ducks or pheasant. Even better, look for them in the Walmart freezer section.

"Don't Think"
Posted by foonermints on 07-15-13 at 04:13 PM
There's much left of a chicken after you shoot it. *puts away 50 cal mini-gun*

We've got to get away from this Zimmerman thing and start strangling. I bet they know how to do it in Boston.

To heck with this hunting nonsense anyway. Gelsons or Bristol Farms gives me a perfectly peaceful piece of meat.

Not that I always want my meat peaceful..

Uh Oh! My bad!

The Legend

"RE: Don't Think"
Posted by dabo on 07-15-13 at 04:17 PM
Have you ever bolt-gunned a chicken by the pale moonlight?


"Now"
Posted by foonermints on 07-15-13 at 04:38 PM
Stop that, Jack.

Chickens be free! Run! Run for your lives!

The Legend..

"I've never seen"
Posted by moonbaby on 07-16-13 at 11:01 AM
a falling cow, I hope to never see one. But I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one.
"But you may have sung to him...sorta."
Posted by kingfish on 07-16-13 at 11:40 AM
Hey diddle diddle,
The Cat and the fiddle,
The Cow jumped over the moon.

NASA reports that it misjudged reentry,
And landed on poor Jose,
Who was then picked up with a spoon.