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"OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by opencasting on 04-10-13 at 05:18 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-10-13 AT 05:19 PM (EST)

WE ARE LOOKING FOR INTERESTING FAMILIES TO STAR IN A "REALITY" COMMERCIAL SERIES FOR A NATIONAL BRAND OF KITCHEN GOODS

Is your family a little different? Do you find yourself having to explain it to new people?

"I raise the kids by myself so I work from home."
"We want to get married, but it's not legal yet in our state."
"We decided not to have children."
"He gets the children on weekends, I have them the rest of the week."
"Her parents are living with us-- they help take care of the kids."

Times are changing--we want to get to know how your family is making it work.

Please send us a picture (or pictures) of your family and a short description of your situation.
The second round of casting will include a Skype interview and "tour" of your home.

If you are chosen we will fly a film crew to your town and spend a couple days shooting a short documentary-style commercial about you and your family.

THE COMMERCIAL WILL BE NATIONALLY BROADCAST AND YOUR FAMILY WILL BE GENEROUSLY COMPENSATED ($3000).

if you're interested please submit at americanfamilydoc@gmail.com, and let me know if you have any questions. Submissions will be evaluated on a first-come first-serve basis.

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"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by Estee on 04-10-13 at 05:56 PM
As part of a seven-member group marriage which is multiracial, multi-religious, and multi-orientation, there's a slight chance I may qualify.

I'm sure the Bible Belt is going to love us!

Fair warning: I have never been able to explain this in thirty seconds or less.

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by kingfish on 04-11-13 at 12:40 PM
Multi-Oriented?

So, like some are looking North while others variously point East, West and South? Got any SSWesters in the group?

(Well, I do amuse myself, and that's all that counts).

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by kingfish on 04-10-13 at 06:31 PM
Dang. I guess my fake out-of date family wouldn't qualify.

BTW, I could start an RTVW collection for travel expenses if you were to select Estee (Estee, hold out for more, $3K sounds like they are lowballing you. And make to per each. And the little dog, too).

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by Estee on 04-10-13 at 06:39 PM
Oh, believe me, I was planning on some severe negotiations. Most days I don't even get out of bed for three thousand dollars. And given my field, for that kind of fee, most nights I don't even get into bed.

This is going to air in North Carolina, right?

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by foonermints on 04-10-13 at 09:48 PM
Uzbekistan.
"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by kingfish on 04-11-13 at 12:35 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-13 AT 12:40 PM (EST)

U-Betcha, Stan.

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by aethelstan on 04-19-13 at 10:53 AM
U-Betcha, Stan.

Hmm? What? Someone call?

"*woink*"
Posted by foonermints on 04-22-13 at 01:44 PM
waterproof electronics I guess
"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by cahaya on 04-11-13 at 01:46 AM
YOUR FAMILY WILL BE GENEROUSLY COMPENSATED ($3000).

Hand it over, dude.


Piracy on the high seas and flying of the Jolly Roger by agman

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by suzzee on 04-11-13 at 12:15 PM
I'm only one but I have several personalities. Two are on American Idol, one is on Survivor, three of them aren't speaking, one of them took my boyfriend.



I should be watched....closely.

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by kingfish on 04-12-13 at 05:00 PM
Another one was her boyfriend. I know this because he stole my girlfriend and kicked my dog.

(It's getting crowded in here)

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by foonermints on 04-12-13 at 05:16 PM
I've got a family for you.


*FishKick*

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by suzzee on 04-22-13 at 04:12 PM
I believe Burnett beat you to the Family Hantz Show.


I should be watched....closely.

"Sorry"
Posted by moonbaby on 04-11-13 at 12:32 PM
Need to know what kitchen goods first.
"RE: Sorry"
Posted by Estee on 04-11-13 at 12:45 PM
Vibrators.

...okay, how do you make mousse?

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by agman on 04-12-13 at 04:13 PM
Here's our family portrait. Whadya think? Wouldn't we be perfect for y'all?



"Doesn't Look"
Posted by foonermints on 04-12-13 at 04:27 PM
Like you need Moose Vibrators, so this poor guy has nothing to offer.


Indecentcy by See to Pee
How's about a Seement Pond?

"RE: Doesn't Look"
Posted by cahaya on 04-12-13 at 07:17 PM
I betcha there's some black gold in them thar hills.

We's a comin' t' Beverly Hills!

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by suzzee on 04-22-13 at 04:11 PM
It looks like you have a picture of my Uncle Festus on the left there. Could you have him return the family commode plz. kthxbye y'all


I should be watched....closely.

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by agman on 04-22-13 at 05:24 PM
LAST EDITED ON 04-22-13 AT 05:27 PM (EST)

Hey y'all, festus done needs to slop dem pigs and eat his possum pie first.



What are we talking about again?

"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by Brownroach on 04-12-13 at 11:24 PM
No. I don't consider $3,000 generous compensation for anything other than getting out of bed. Make it worth my while and we can talk.
"Real modern!"
Posted by cahaya on 04-13-13 at 01:57 AM
"RE: OPEN AUDITIONS - LOOKING FOR A REAL MODERN FAMILY"
Posted by KeithFan on 04-23-13 at 08:43 AM
The head of my household is a sheepdog named "Rory"