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"THe Chubby Checker"
Posted by kingfish on 02-15-13 at 01:35 PM
OK, maybe we don't agree on whether Trump is capable of a humorous comeback, but I think we can all agree that a "Chubby Checker" app which estimates the size a man's penetrator based on his shoe size is fall down laughing hilarious.

Can't we? A Chubby Checker? (At least a teehee?)

http://tiny.cc/TheChub

Oh, yeah, and there's a lawsuit, blah blah...

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"RE: THe Chubby Checker"
Posted by agman on 02-15-13 at 02:13 PM
Does it cause anyone to "Twist and Shout?"
"RE: THe Chubby Checker"
Posted by Brownroach on 02-16-13 at 00:37 AM
Well, where is the link to the "estimated" shoe-size vis-a-vis penis-size gauge? Because I can pretty much guarantee it's totally unreliable.
"Kingfish"
Posted by foonermints on 02-16-13 at 00:38 AM
Embarrassing us all.


So I used to wear a size 6½ kletterschuhe. Best to cram your footsie into the smallest thing you could wear. Normally, I'm a size 11½. This means something, no doubt.

"RE: THe Chubby Checker"
Posted by Estee on 02-16-13 at 08:45 AM
So -- how does the measuring end of the technology work? Your average phone/tablet does not come with a laser scanner and asking an app to judge the contents of a picture generally means that at best, it will be happily telling you the length of that tree root which happened to be on shoe level. Or are you just supposed to walk up to every target and politely inquire as to their needs in Nike? And how do you figure for European sizing, which is not American-compliant?

I sense a ripoff.

"RE: THe Chubby Checker"
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-16-13 at 10:07 AM
I'm sure it works perfectly.


kidflash212- shoe size 12.5

"RE: THe Chubby Checker"
Posted by kingfish on 02-16-13 at 11:03 AM
Well, on a positive note, The Chubby Checker could be used as a metric on your love resume, either as a personal boast or as a minimum requirement. And hey, if it's an app, it's got to be true, right? right?

"I wear size 13 shoes, just check out this here chub meter, darlin."

It would just join the pantheon of love lies, like the answer to the question;

"Are you a virgin?"

Or

"Do you love me?"

Or outright lies like:

"Yes, I love you" (OK, some bitterness there),

or

"It's not you, it's me."

or

"Not tonight, I have a headache."

or
(the list is pretty long).



To the Shwack shack with you!

"Or?"
Posted by foonermints on 02-16-13 at 11:29 AM
*silently sobs for deadsmelly's first-hand knowledge*

Me? Only knows most excuses secondhand from fish like deadsmelly.

How about a Valentine?

To: Deadsmellycateatingadeadsmellyfish
From: Your Admirers

"Our love for you is like a cabin ablaze in the wilderness"

tiny little devil: not like big clumsy devils, no siree Bob!

"RE: Or?"
Posted by kingfish on 02-16-13 at 02:02 PM
Maybe the upfront money she wanted should have given me a clue.
"RE: THe Chubby Checker"
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-16-13 at 12:57 PM
or

This is the first time I've done this with a guy"

"RE: THe Chubby Checker"
Posted by kingfish on 02-16-13 at 03:50 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-16-13 AT 03:50 PM (EST)

Probably so would be "I just tried it once in College."

"RE: THe Chubby Checker"
Posted by Brownroach on 02-16-13 at 10:55 PM
...or high school...