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"You can no longer be the iron."
Posted by Estee on 02-07-13 at 04:30 PM
Now you'll have to be the cat.

Honestly, I never understood why anyone wanted to be the iron in the first place.

Close second: not understanding why anyone would want to play the game.

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"RE: You can no longer be the iron."
Posted by tribephyl on 02-07-13 at 05:42 PM
Because Iron melts thimble and flattens dog.
Only the car can destroy the iron. (The battleship could try, but I doubt they could find the iron.)

But now, since it's a cat. Do the cat and dog fight? What can a cat do against a thimble? A Battleship? A wheelbarrow?

Why do I get the feeling this change was initiated by a catfancy group?

And why above all things did the ROBOT not win?
Seems like an easy choice when compared to a helicopter, a guitar or a ring.

"RE: You can no longer be the iron."
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-07-13 at 05:56 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-07-13 AT 06:15 PM (EST)

I voted for the guitar - then I could have been a rock star, real estate mogul.

"RE: You can no longer be the iron."
Posted by Estee on 02-07-13 at 06:27 PM
What can a cat do against a thimble?

Use it as a litterbox.

A Battleship?

Use it as a litterbox.

A wheelbarrow?

Use it as a litterbox.

Seriously: duh.

With the thimble, 'Bat it to somewhere you'll never find it again' is also an option.

"Why so serious?"
Posted by Estee on 02-07-13 at 06:59 PM
http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/67578/in-memoriam-the-monopoly-iron
"RE: You can no longer be the iron."
Posted by dabo on 02-07-13 at 08:36 PM
Those old irons were also useful as handheld defensive weapons and as potentially lethal projectiles. The NRA may have to take a position on this travesty.
"RE: You can no longer be the iron."
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-10-13 at 01:19 PM
Cats also make useful handheld defensive weapons and potentially lethal projectiles.
"RE: You can no longer be the iron."
Posted by kingfish on 02-10-13 at 01:28 PM
I wonder what the now out of production thus very rare Iron will go for on E-Bay?
"RE: You can no longer be the iron."
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-10-13 at 01:34 PM
You just know someone out there is hoarding them as we type.
"RE: You can no longer be the iron."
Posted by qwertypie on 02-10-13 at 01:52 PM
Honestly, I never understood why anyone wanted to be the iron in the first place.
Well, first you have to convince your younger/guillible siblings that it is not an iron, but a futuristic hovercraft....
"That reminds me.."
Posted by foonermints on 02-10-13 at 02:22 PM
I have to put some stuff through the mangler today.


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What kind of a hovercraft uses starch?

"RE: That reminds me.."
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-10-13 at 02:24 PM
What kind of a hovercraft uses starch?

A flying carpet?

"RE: You can no longer be the iron."
Posted by Bebo on 02-11-13 at 05:58 PM
I think my mother and sister said it best - no one irons anymore.


"RE: You can no longer be the iron."
Posted by kingfish on 02-12-13 at 10:42 AM
When I left home for college, my Mom added a new iron to my duffle. Why? Hard to say. Although I still have it, it is unused to this day.

I've come to prefer the rumpled look.


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"I iron"
Posted by moonbaby on 02-12-13 at 10:54 AM
almost every day. But I firmly believe no one wheelbarrows anymore
"RE: I iron"
Posted by kidflash212 on 02-16-13 at 10:44 AM
Wheelbarrows are the perfect tool to get the body to the dump site.


Wait - forget I said that.

"RE: You can no longer be the iron."
Posted by Puffy on 02-13-13 at 11:48 AM
I think the dog used the iron as a surfboard or a skateboard.



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