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"Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by kingfish on 12-03-12 at 02:11 PM
No, it's not because he's holding Grit and Gruesome for ransom (that's still just a rumor, those screams coming out of his basement aren't necessarily coming from them, the Prof also went missing long ago), but because he cornered the Blue Agave market.

http://tinyurl.com/foonerrich

Congrat's Fooner, on your Tequila Diamonds.

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"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by agman on 12-03-12 at 03:31 PM
I would love to be able to provide my usual thought provoking, insightful,meaningful,informative commentary on your post, but alas I'm at work and am using a computer devoid of the adobe flash player required to see your link.

"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by kingfish on 12-03-12 at 07:54 PM
Sorry Charlie.
"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by cahaya on 12-03-12 at 03:44 PM
Is that guy's name code for something, Professor Mostagihmi?

Most a gimme!

"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by kingfish on 12-03-12 at 07:56 PM
Prof Wagstaff. He used to joke around, then he got huffy over something or other, and Fooner had to lock him up in his basement.
"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by foonermints on 12-03-12 at 11:35 PM
I liked the comments:
"A woman can turn tequila into a diamond ring if she get's the guy to drink enough of it...lol."

"Well i guess i'm going to the liqour store "

"I'M RICH!! My gut is a living diamond mine."

..and the best:

I EEEEE I Seee Flying Chihuahua
"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by kidflash212 on 12-10-12 at 07:47 PM
I clearly haven't had enough yet as that chihuahua is only running not flying.

Hand me the bottle.

"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by WyoGuy44 on 12-10-12 at 07:53 PM
All the chihuahua has to do is flap his ears.
"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by kidflash212 on 12-10-12 at 07:55 PM
LAST EDITED ON 12-10-12 AT 07:55 PM (EST)

Let me try it my way first. Hic.

"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by Dakota on 12-10-12 at 08:29 PM
LAST EDITED ON 12-10-12 AT 08:30 PM (EST)

I can't believe someone put that diamond thing out there. It was supposed to be a secret for at least a few more generations.

Fooner, let everyone out of the basement. Unless you've got Pelosi down there.

Wyoming of the 18 20 posts. Welcome. I suspect you're in the right place. With like minded people. Not that I admit to knowing them or anything about them.

Agman's Christmas Cheer 2011


"Me?!"
Posted by foonermints on 12-10-12 at 11:27 PM
Grit has everyone locked up under her deck. I'm as pure as the driven snow.

»"Not that I admit to knowing them or anything about them."«
fibbing will just get you in trouble Santa can tell.

"RE: Me?!"
Posted by kingfish on 12-11-12 at 09:06 AM
LAST EDITED ON 12-11-12 AT 09:07 AM (EST)

Grit, the Prof, and everyone else (well, I am kinda worried about Wayne) can take care of themselves pretty well, even in the dark and dank underbelly of the world that is the lower levels of Fooner's basement, where Yeti-Roaches rule and mechanical giants dance the Nutcracker Suite.

No, what I wnat to know is, just what is Tijuana rich?


"RE: Me?!"
Posted by kidflash212 on 12-11-12 at 12:26 PM
It means you have a lot of Tijuana.
"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by WyoGuy44 on 12-11-12 at 03:45 PM
Thanks Dakota. I'm back to the right place. I know them all and am thankful I do. Now if I can only remember how to do the little typing at the bottom of my posts I will be set. lol. *formerly known as Deerhunter*
"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by foonermints on 12-12-12 at 09:31 AM
You sure?

"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by Dakota on 12-18-12 at 11:39 PM
@Wyo *whack*

That's for Bambi.


Agman's Christmas Cheer 2011

"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by syren on 12-11-12 at 09:09 AM
As long as Fooner shares, I am good with it. But I prefer Rubies, not Diamonds.


Happy Holidays!!!
What?


"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by kingfish on 12-11-12 at 01:22 PM
At least we'll know who Fooner's secret Santa giftee is. They gonna be flashing a lotta Tijuana around.
"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by syren on 12-11-12 at 01:29 PM

Flash away! LOL.

"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by kidflash212 on 12-12-12 at 09:19 AM
Careful what you wish for
"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by Dakota on 12-18-12 at 11:36 PM
I wish for diamonds and emeralds. Well, they're not first on my list, but I won't fight Syren for the rubies.

Agman's Christmas Cheer 2011

"RE: Fooner's gonna be rich, Tijuana rich."
Posted by foonermints on 12-19-12 at 00:23 AM
Who said anyone was getting my jewels?
"Body Armor Backpacks for Kids"
Posted by Snidget on 12-18-12 at 01:22 PM
Apparently they are selling like hot-cakes.

http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2012/12/body-armor-backpack-sandy-hook-sales-soar

"RE: Body Armor Backpacks for Kids"
Posted by kingfish on 12-18-12 at 03:53 PM
No. Please, no.

I don't mind Fonner getting rich, but body armor for children?

No. Please. - NO.

"RE: Body Armor Backpacks for Kids"
Posted by foonermints on 12-19-12 at 00:02 AM
LAST EDITED ON 12-19-12 AT 00:11 AM (EST)

None of their stuff stops a .223 rifle bullet. It's nonsense.

I'm working now with US Armor with their impact armor that will stop a .45 point blank. It'l blow you off your feet, but the shock is spread over a much broader area, so it probably won't stop your heart. Armor is serious stuff, but obviously flim-flam people market their idiocy to anyone.

I'm talking about soft armor here -"Kevlar" related. The rifle armor plates that I've designed around are certified to withstand three .308 strikes, a much heavier caliber than the .223.

"RE: Body Armor Backpacks for Kids"
Posted by Snidget on 12-19-12 at 10:23 AM
Sadly too many of us, I fear, would rather spend hundreds of dollars on ineffective doo-dads then spend the same amount of money or less in taxes to fully fund the kind of mental health system that would prevent even just one of these things every few years.

It breaks my heart how many parents know their kids need help and need some kind of residential or daily intervention and can't get it because the few we have are full or there is no way to pay for it unless you are independently wealthy.

"Fiberglass armor?"
Posted by Estee on 12-19-12 at 00:39 AM
The things you learn watching Storage Wars (other than accusations of scripting and ensuing lawsuits): I didn't know that kind of protection existed. Apparently people who cut trees with chainsaws use clothing with a fiberglass weave: if the saw slips and the chain hits fabric, it gets clogged up with fiberglass strands and stops. Effective, but really specialized.

...how would you even wash it?

"RE: Fiberglass armor?"
Posted by foonermints on 12-19-12 at 00:49 AM
Great for those pesky Earth First! tree spikers.
Pokey-stabby armor (like chain mail) is different from any soft-armor that stops low powered rounds, like Kevlar. It's used a lot by prison guards.
"RE: Fiberglass armor?"
Posted by cahaya on 12-19-12 at 02:07 AM
Okay, you two, cut it out. Next thing you know, we'll have some dork with a chain saw running around some public place with fiberglass clothing for protection.

Friday the 13th, part XIII.

"RE: Fiberglass armor?"
Posted by kingfish on 12-19-12 at 09:23 AM
I want Michael Skupin rated body armor.
"RE: Fiberglass armor?"
Posted by Estee on 12-19-12 at 11:08 AM
I'm not sure armor which fragments inwards to permeate the user is widely available.

Have you tried North Korea?