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"More news from the front"
Posted by Starshine on 09-12-12 at 03:16 AM
Self aware or an idiot? I'm too intolerant to serve on a jury

Why one shouldn't let the best man drink the night before the wedding Now where did that ring go?

This is why your Father isn't a great choice as a guide runner Why did you fall over you silly

Quirky news stories please!


Lovely cheese Mooney

Where are Voice of the Beehive when we need them?


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"RE: More news from the front"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 09-12-12 at 05:41 AM
Pole dancing ... for kids?

Buy 9 car washes, get sex free (in Malaysia, not in North America)

"RE: More news from the front"
Posted by cahaya on 09-12-12 at 02:35 PM
Speaking of Malaysia, the black sheep of DW's very large family is on trial in a high-profile case.

He cheated me, too, selling me a car he didn't own and forged the documents to. I'm surprised it took this long for the law catch up with him.

"RE: More news from the front"
Posted by Estee on 09-12-12 at 02:44 PM
*math*

$550,722.60

He's moving up in the ranks.

"RE: More news from the front"
Posted by cahaya on 09-12-12 at 04:05 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-12-12 AT 04:40 PM (EST)

Yup, up to the level of the former Prime Minister Mahathir, who won't be called as a witness, after all.

And his sister (a bonafide criminal court lawyer) was going to represent him, but the prosecution says she may in fact be a potential witness.

I find it rather ironic that the first thing he did with the money was buy three new cars.

As a postscript, I got my payback with him when I took his car (a high-end Mercedes 380SEL) and got the title with forged bill of sale documents that his brother prepared for me! Nice car, I drove it for many years.

"RE: More news from the front"
Posted by Starshine on 09-13-12 at 11:38 AM
As said we have poledancing for children over here, and to be honest is it any sillier than the forward rolls, gate straddles and cartwheels that I had to do as a child?

not to mention cross country running which at my school at least verged on child abuse

"RE: More news from the front"
Posted by Estee on 09-12-12 at 06:31 AM
According to a news article I just saw, people are buying this.

Why?

"RE: More news from the front"
Posted by VisionQuest on 09-12-12 at 12:33 PM
Every year my Mom knits or crochets hats for my nieces and nephews for a Christmas gift. She was looking for something different to do this year. I did some research and found that beard hat and this brain hat and showed them to a few select nieces and nephews to see if they would like them. They are begging for either one of these. My Mom hates me now.


"RE: More news from the front"
Posted by Molaholic on 09-13-12 at 09:59 AM
It's never too early -- so whoever gets my name in this year's Secret Santa, the brain toque would be perfect!

Thankyouverymuch

"LOL"
Posted by moonbaby on 09-12-12 at 01:40 PM
A friend of mine bought these for family members last year as a holiday joke gift. It's tempting...if I start now I can even make some

I think the brain hat is hilarious!

"Never can say goodbye"
Posted by moonbaby on 09-12-12 at 01:46 PM
Woman finds ex-boyfriend living in her attic:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-discovers-old-boyfriend-living-heating-duct-attic-article-1.1156885
"RE: Never can say goodbye"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 09-12-12 at 01:51 PM
Ummm... just *what* is that heating duct shaped like?

And the guy must be really thin to fit in there.

"RE: Never can say goodbye"
Posted by Silvergirl1 on 09-12-12 at 02:43 PM

Best comment: "An old flame in the attic can start a fire."



"Bad Armed Robbery Timing?"
Posted by Snidget on 09-12-12 at 08:57 PM
So you pull out a gun.

To rob a man.

While you are having sex.

And he is driving the car...

http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-woman-allegedly-pulls-gun-sex-moving-car/story?id=17211495#.UFEuooXldZg

"RE: Bad Armed Robbery Timing?"
Posted by cahaya on 09-12-12 at 11:18 PM
Suddenly, with a story like this, sexting at the wheel becomes a misdemeanor.
"RE: Bad Armed Robbery Timing?"
Posted by Starshine on 09-13-12 at 11:39 AM
the story that has everything!

"How about a joke?"
Posted by byoffer on 09-12-12 at 10:14 PM
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."

The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice"

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My Dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250"


In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy,

"How much?"

Boy: "$ 750"

Man: "Sold."

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

Boy: "$1,000"

The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession."

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the
confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that again; you're in my closet now."

"RE: How about a joke?"
Posted by cahaya on 09-12-12 at 11:20 PM
Hah!

You left out the nun.

"RE: How about a joke?"
Posted by jbug on 09-13-12 at 02:46 PM
that was funny!
gotta remember that to tell my mother
"fall asleep?"
Posted by jbug on 09-13-12 at 02:46 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/05/watch-russian-scooter-accident_n_1857356.html
"RE: fall asleep?"
Posted by PepeLePew13 on 09-13-12 at 03:00 PM
Best quote I saw regarding that incident: "Did she require any CCCPR?"
"RE: fall asleep?"
Posted by byoffer on 09-13-12 at 03:55 PM
That's funny.

Do you supposed she brUSSRed her ribs?