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"How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 12:08 PM
Hey, you.

Yeah, you over there.

You're fat.

Okay, but what if I said it while wearing boxers?

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"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by kingfish on 06-19-12 at 12:12 PM
I would be SO insulted that you were wearing my dogs.
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 12:21 PM
Your dogs killed themselves and left me their skins in their will. And the suicide note said they were killing themselves because you were fat.

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by kingfish on 06-19-12 at 12:23 PM
THat does hurt.

It's below the belt. Much like your dewlap.

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 12:28 PM
Oh yeah? Well, you're so dumb, you think it's possible to find dew for lapping above belt level. It's on the ground! (Fattie.)
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by kingfish on 06-19-12 at 02:11 PM
You so fat when you come around the corner, my great grand mother starts shouting, Oh The Humanity, the Humanity!!!

And your dewlap is fat too!

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 02:21 PM
You're so fat, there's a prize for sailing a balloon around you.
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by kingfish on 06-19-12 at 02:28 PM
Your arm flaps are so big that when you wave goodbye, aircraft carrier planes try to land on your street.
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 02:31 PM
Your ankles are so thick and scabby, a tree-hugger group chained itself to you so the bulldozers wouldn't knock you down. And you didn't notice -- the bulldozers.
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by kingfish on 06-19-12 at 03:28 PM
You're so fat Bloomburg is making it illegal for 16oz drinks to buy you.

And you got big feets.

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 03:34 PM
You're so fat, every time you get sick, perfume makers move into your house.

And you got big flippers.

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by kingfish on 06-19-12 at 04:02 PM
You got tsunami alert beacons in your bathing suit.

When you jump in the ocean, the Japanese move to higher ground.

"You're fat and wearing these..."
Posted by cahaya on 06-19-12 at 12:28 PM

Let the other shoe drop...

"BDSM cross-trainers!"
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 12:34 PM
Fifty Shades Of Grey Plus Two Of Purple And Three Orange.
"RE: You're fat and wearing these..."
Posted by agman on 06-19-12 at 05:12 PM
Adidas is catching a lot of he!! for those! yikes


"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by HobbsofMI on 06-19-12 at 12:51 PM
The spinning clown will not be de-throned!


sig Syren, bouncy by IceCat, bobble head by Tribephyl, and snoglobe by agman

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 12:56 PM
He's been sitting on the same toilet for five years. It's time to flush.

Also, he wears stupid makeup and his mother dresses him funny. Because he's a clown. Who's probably fat.

"I have no idea what you are talking about..."
Posted by jbug on 06-19-12 at 02:22 PM
but then that's nothing new.

OTOH, this is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITM0cU3GlZ8

"RE: I have no idea what you are talking about..."
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 02:29 PM
CBS filed a restraining order to keep you from finding out. Remain in compliance or face legal action.

Also, your antennae are fat.

"RE: I have no idea what you are talking about..."
Posted by dabo on 06-19-12 at 02:37 PM

"It had to be said."
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 02:48 PM
Don't be stupid, you moron.
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Max Headroom on 06-19-12 at 02:53 PM
Apparently Estee got an unusually strong batch of bath salts today.
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 02:59 PM
Your rendering is so partial, you use Head & Shoulders shampoo as body wash.
"I heard that one...."
Posted by jbug on 06-19-12 at 03:09 PM
shampoo gently cleans while adding fullness and body.

That's why I'm fat.
I'm changing my shampoo.

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Tummy on 06-19-12 at 05:14 PM
Well, you use those massive boobs to get what you want and everyone knows it.
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 05:51 PM
The success rate for that tactic isn't what you think it is.

Also, there's splash damage.

Oh, and your name? Is Tummy. Need I say any more?

And in what universe is she considered massive? Oh, right... the fashion industry one.

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Tummy on 06-20-12 at 11:51 AM
Splash damage comes from the big guy. Don't blame the boobs - they didn't swamp the house.
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by angelworth29 on 06-19-12 at 05:40 PM
.....and you're a stripper.



"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-19-12 at 05:56 PM
I gave your sigpic crush a lap dance.

Then he gave me his car.

Nerd.

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by tribephyl on 06-19-12 at 07:49 PM
LAST EDITED ON 06-19-12 AT 07:51 PM (EST)

Wearing a "thong" that covers both cheeks (and your tiny little balls don't even bydangle) is all the insult I need.
All Great and Evil Villains have balls.
Next Villain, please!



Argh! I have to sign-up to vote for a different villain? I just don't care enough, I guess.

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by byoffer on 06-19-12 at 11:03 PM
You rang??


I am a loser, but not a villain!

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Tummy on 06-20-12 at 11:52 AM
Now. THAT. is a dangle!
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by byoffer on 06-20-12 at 12:36 PM
How YOU doin'?


"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Tummy on 06-20-12 at 03:12 PM
Much much better now that I've gazed upon your siggie today.
"Just wanted to clear this up."
Posted by Estee on 06-20-12 at 07:29 AM
(He's not talking about me.)

(Thank gawds.)

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by dabo on 06-20-12 at 12:26 PM

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by kingfish on 06-19-12 at 08:23 PM
I would say that calling Fooner and Tummy fat would gain you some website villian points.

I dare you to call Grit fat. Double dare.

"Yep, Grit's Fat, but Resiliant. Now.."
Posted by foonermints on 06-19-12 at 10:54 PM
Estee may be whackazoid Fat. Maybe blabbing Fat.
Like the Fat girls in Las Vegas that sit around your $1000 table at TAO and drink all your liquor.

Drunken Fat.


foonermint: channeling a splinter of the True Clown

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-20-12 at 07:29 AM
I nearly added an 'l' once...
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Tummy on 06-20-12 at 11:53 AM
Sheeee likes big butts and she can not lie....
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Snidget on 06-19-12 at 09:44 PM
And you disparage my taste in bad reality TV shows?

I had to go snidgetting to figure out what you were talking about and I feel so glad I decided to sit this one out.

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by kingfish on 06-19-12 at 10:54 PM
There is only one "t" in snidgeting. Or is that the English spelling?
"That is"
Posted by foonermints on 06-20-12 at 00:13 AM
The Fat Spelling.

God. I'm surrounded by morons.


foonermint: channelling a splinter of the True Clown

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-20-12 at 07:33 AM
Whitey.

Whitey-white nerdy scientist whitey.

There's one of those on the show. I'm almost sure it's you.

DAW.

But it's the show CBS didn't want me to see!

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by dabo on 06-20-12 at 12:19 PM

"Lest we all forget..."
Posted by kingfish on 06-20-12 at 03:00 PM
LAST EDITED ON 06-20-12 AT 08:15 PM (EST)


<Rachael> You are the biggest liar, your mother is a scummy border crossing whore, and your Dad pimps you and your brothers and sisters for drug money.

<enemy of the moment>Why Rachael, you have split ends. and a big nose.

<Rachael> (sob sob) Brandon, did you hear what she said about my hair? why would she say that about my hair, Brandon? (sob sob Boo Hoo sob sob). And my Nose? is it really big? I'm quitting because she said my nose was big (sob sob).

(Somewhat paraphrased).

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by kidflash212 on 06-20-12 at 03:44 PM
I'm not fat - I just had a really salty lunch.



Capn2patch put me in motion!

"And as it turned out:"
Posted by Estee on 06-26-12 at 02:43 PM
What do you mean, "banned"?
"RE: And as it turned out:"
Posted by Tummy on 06-27-12 at 02:06 PM
teeheeheeheehee Sometimes America does get it right.
"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by KeithFan on 06-29-12 at 08:59 AM
Watch out for the ghost!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGLYN6LkM3c

"RE: How to become the greatest website villain of all time."
Posted by Estee on 06-29-12 at 10:37 AM
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