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"Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 04:12 PM
Please keep all the play-by-play on the loss of NewsomeWayne's summary virginity on this thread until the judges manage to figure out exactly how they're supposed to give out their scores without being sent to jail. Oh, and if you want to talk about tonight's airing of Donald's DAWs, that's fine too. This episode has been brought to you by the number 2 and the word 'Oy'. Thank you.

(Okay, people -- let's all look at how Newsome's set himself in front of the television, then criticize his position on my go. In three, two, one...)

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"Meanwhile, on The Howie Mandel Slow (no typo):"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 08:24 PM
It looks like Brunswick, GA is going to be searching for a new mayor. One who doesn't get his financial advice from seven year-olds. As opposed to Donald, who's looking to choose a company president from a bunch of people who act like seven year-olds.
"RE: Meanwhile, on The Howie Mandel Slow (no typo):"
Posted by volsfan on 03-13-06 at 08:26 PM
Brunswick could be in trouble.

Also, I have never really felt sorry for anyone losing their virginity but to this carp...OY!

"RE: Meanwhile, on The Howie Mandel Slow (no typo):"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 08:32 PM
Hush, you: given that both yourself and the soon-to-be-former virgin were the lucky recipients of a #2 seed, I don't want to hear a word of complaint from either of you for a week.
"RE: Meanwhile, on The Howie Mandel Slow (no typo):"
Posted by volsfan on 03-13-06 at 09:03 PM
Hey, I won't mention the #2 seed...I haven't figured it out myself.

I guess Newsome has a whole lotta Brent bashing to do.

"RE: Meanwhile, on The Howie Mandel Slow (no typo):"
Posted by matthewy on 03-13-06 at 09:43 PM
Wow, I didn't expect to see my hometown mentioned here!

I've lurked on this board for a while, but thought I should register after seeing Brunswick mentioned. Brunswick had a contestant on both "Deal or No Deal" and "Jeopardy!" tonight.

Oh, and I thought he was crazy for not taking $190k, but he went away with more, so it all worked out...

"RE: Meanwhile, on The Howie Mandel Slow (no typo):"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:45 PM
Hey there! Welcome to the boards!
"RE: Meanwhile, on The Howie Mandel Slow (no typo):"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:52 PM
He pulled it out in the end, and the luck of the draw gave him a good deal, so the question now becomes: how much of that is the town getting?


"RE: Meanwhile, on The Howie Mandel Slow (no typo):"
Posted by matthewy on 03-13-06 at 10:02 PM
Before the game, his wife said, "If he wins the million, half is going to the city; if he wins less, we'll see."

Two articles in our local paper:

Before the taping: http://archive.thebrunswicknews.com/archive_detail.php?archiveFile=./pubfiles/tbn/archive/2006/February/18/Frontpage/51236.xml

After the taping: http://archive.thebrunswicknews.com/archive_detail.php?archiveFile=./pubfiles/tbn/archive/2006/February/20/GeneralNews/51258.xml

"That's gratitude for you."
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 08:53 PM
Howie ran overtime and cut into Donald's recap!
"There's no crying in The Apprentice!"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 08:56 PM
Or if there is, it should be done in a more expensive bathroom stall. Where did that toilet come from, one of the Season #3 motels?
"RE: There's no crying in The Apprentice!"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:02 PM
Oh no! You just reminded me of Brain the Viking and Boardwalk Verna! Ack!
"Four Jews And Youse."
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:02 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-13-06 AT 09:04 PM (EST)

Lee, Dan, and George are all taking the task off for the New Year. Donald doesn't seem to have a problem with it. Lenny does, but Lenny seems to think he's under mortar fire.

The task is to talk up a new model of GM car to GM salespeople at a corporate retreat: get the point across the best, and you win. Gee. Getting the point across. Looks like Brent's doomed.

Andrea's crying jag has led to her to pursue the PM position for Synergy. Pity she didn't have a full-fledged nervous breakdown, or she'd be the winner by now.

"RE: Four Jews And Youse."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:03 PM
Oh.the.drama!

Hee! I took Vols' line!

"RE: Four Jews And Youse."
Posted by volsfan on 03-13-06 at 09:06 PM
HEY HEY! I resemble that remark...
"RE: Four Jews And Youse."
Posted by volsfan on 03-13-06 at 09:05 PM
Teresa is being a bitch. She is just demanding for things to get done with no input.
"RE: Four Jews And Youse."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:08 PM
She also said earlier if they lose she will only take herself & Brent to the BR!

"Donald's lesson: Be flexible."
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:04 PM
I guess the marriage isn't going so well.
"The PM's"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:06 PM
Synergy: Andrea ~ the crying fool

Gold Rush: Theresa ~ the small brain, which should be bigger than her boobs (according to Lenny)!

"Line of the night"
Posted by mysticwolf on 03-13-06 at 09:07 PM
Lenny: "I wish her brain was as large as her boobs." bwahahahah
"Yeah and..."
Posted by volsfan on 03-13-06 at 09:09 PM
too bad it isn't!
"RE: Line of the night"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:10 PM
Gee, and I just wanted to kill him. And then bring him back. And then kill him again. Not that he doesn't have a point of sorts, because Theresa's being way too scattershot on her plans and there's no theme -- but I still want to kill him three times. Minimum.

Meanwhile, Andrea's giving Brent busywork, and Michael just came up with a killer theme for the car: 'Nature refined.' As buzzphrases go, that's an ad campaign right there. Anyone else think we've got our task winner?

"RE: Line of the night"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:12 PM
As long as the phrase "nature" doesn't have anything to do with bathrobes...
"RE: Line of the night"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:18 PM
I have it on good authority that Brent's gut is all-natural.
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by mysticwolf on 03-13-06 at 09:08 PM
And Brent eats, and eats, and eats again. Slurping his drink as he goes. Ewwwwwww.
"*swoon*"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:09 PM
Sean's voice is just dreamy! *sigh*

So what did he say about their plan? All I heard was "...combine ruggedness" ...and something or other!

"RE: *swoon*"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:11 PM
Gee, if only Sean's business skills were as classy as his accent.
"RE: *swoon*"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:13 PM
Oh! He's supposed to have business skills? Gee, and I thought he was just playing the role of this season's eye candy!
"RE: *swoon*"
Posted by volsfan on 03-13-06 at 09:15 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-13-06 AT 09:17 PM (EST)


I hate the fvcking return key!

Sean? Business skills? Wouldn't you buy ANYTHING from him? Hell, I would!

"RE: *swoon*"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:18 PM
He could sell me a pile of poo! ...and I would think it was the best pile of poo ever!
"Lenny..."
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:14 PM
is a whistleazz!

It seems that he is the most likely to go this week. Anybody else agree?

"RE: Lenny..."
Posted by volsfan on 03-13-06 at 09:17 PM
You know how MB likes all the misdirection and it has already been said out loud so I dunno.
"Missing pieces."
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:17 PM
Lenny, who's supposed to be setting up the stage area for the car, has somehow forgotten that his area requires electricity and didn't bring in a generator. Bryce fixes this with a phone call, which Lenny resents. Bryce and Tarek are digging holes in a sand pit for use as the end target in a putting green, 'cause they weren't allowed to order Astroturf. Theresa's not feeling very well.

Meanwhile, Andrea's going with the nature theme: rock climb, skeet shooting -- oops. No shooting in the park. Anyone got a Plan B? Is anyone -- flexible?

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by mysticwolf on 03-13-06 at 09:18 PM
O.K. Can anyone think of any public park that allows skeet shooting - without a range, I might add? Anyone??? Didn't think so. WTF were they thinking?
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by mysticwolf on 03-13-06 at 09:20 PM
Golf cart races. Hmmmm. Not bad.
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:20 PM
Ha! Even Nutzboy (my 14 y.o.) said something about how wrong that was before it was mentioned on the show!


'scuse me... Sean is speaking again! *swoon*

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:23 PM
Great shot of the kid watching from across the lake. I wonder how many hours after the retreat that was? Did anyone count the number of times his buff changed color?
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:21 PM
But Andrea gets the save with -- golf cart racing!

What does 'nature refined' have to do with golf cart racing? Doesn't matter, as long as it's a chance for overgrown kids to crash into each other. Whee!

"Last Comic Standing, Season #4."
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:25 PM
Please, please don't let this be another exercise in cross-promotion...
"WTF?"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:25 PM
Gold Rush brings in Corey Cahaney??? ...and she's totally bombing!!!
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by mysticwolf on 03-13-06 at 09:25 PM
I think it's fair to say that Gold Rush is losing this thing big time.
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:27 PM
And they just did.

As their reward, Synergy gets -- to swim with sharks! This could be the Greatest Reward Ever! Now, if only someone gets eaten...

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by mysticwolf on 03-13-06 at 09:28 PM
LAST EDITED ON 03-13-06 AT 09:29 PM (EST)

Oh, please! Can the sharks please eat Brent? Pretty please? ETA: Put him in a black wet suit and he's gonna pretty much look like a seal.

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:30 PM
Isn't that a little bit cruel to the sharks? Grease -- additives -- cholesterol -- Brent's a heart attack waiting to happen.
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by mysticwolf on 03-13-06 at 09:34 PM
Oh, no. They'd never actually eat him. People don't taste good. But the bite would be enough. (We do have hope. Those are Bull Sharks. They are a species known to bite people.

Damn. He made it in & out, much to our, and the team's dissapointment.

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 03-14-06 at 01:22 PM
Humans taste like veal.

Just saying.

"Sean looks good in a wet suit"
Posted by volsfan on 03-13-06 at 09:33 PM

Just saying

"RE: Sean looks good in a wet suit"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:43 PM
still *swooning*

On the other hand, Brent absolutely did not!

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by mysticwolf on 03-13-06 at 09:42 PM
If the guys don't shoot themselves in their own feet I think she has the edge to be going.
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:44 PM
Agreed! Please shut that woman up! Pleeeease?

"Welcome to Half-Said Theater."
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:44 PM
Theresa, Lenny, and Tarek in the Boardroom after one of the biggest messes of intelligent debate I've ever seen on this show. No one could get a point out. There were plenty of things wrong on that task that Donald needed to hear about -- but in the edited portion we got to view, none of them ever came up. I think Lenny was the only person who got to finish a sentence, and that's mostly because he was cutting everyone else off. The generator, the no-theme theme, the Astroturf cut-off at the meeting -- all left to airtime and kept out of the Boardroom.

According to the editing, Donald's going to base his decision on Lenny's comedy skills. Feh.

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:49 PM
Tarek is making a good argument. Theresa is not looking good. Lenny is actually keeping quiet! Hmmm... listening to his own advice (to Summer) and not standing out.

DT asks Lenny who should be fired and Lenny says both! DT says not a bad idea! Why isn't Charmaine here?

Theresa is fired!!!

Tarek says he'll step it up!

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by volsfan on 03-13-06 at 09:52 PM
Funny how Charmaine got no mention all the way through until the last 30 seconds and she should have been fired!
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:53 PM
Oh! ...well, you know, all of that stuff was edited out!
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:55 PM
Donald logic: Charmaine hired a bad comedian. Charmaine hired models who weren't properly educated as spokespeople for the car. Charmaine wasn't in the Boardroom. Therefore, Theresa is fired. And delusional, because her taxi ride speech makes her out to be the greatest loss to business since the end of pillaging. But she's still fired.

Not that she deserved to stay, because this one wasn't Tarek's fault, and it was only Lenny's on the smaller scale. But we've still got our sub-theme: things not said are fatal -- or people who aren't there to say them.

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:57 PM
*snort*

I never thought I'd see "Donald" and "logic" in the same sentence!

Theresa? Delusional? Nah! She was the bestest.candidate.ever! NOT!

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:59 PM
She was the bestest.candidate.ever!

No, that was K-k-k-kristen.

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 10:03 PM
Omigawd! That's twice tonight you have made me relive the horror that was season 3! Ack!

Just for that? I am going to have to remind you of that whole cucumber body wash ad! AND! The marathon runner who rubbed the stuff on his face! ...with no water!

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 10:05 PM
And who d'you think had that episode, 'zactly?
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 09:52 PM
Next week: Brent goes over the line! Charmaine is in tears.

Looks like somebody will be fired!

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by Estee on 03-13-06 at 09:56 PM
Brent goes over the line? Which side was he standing on before this?
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-13-06 at 10:00 PM
Hee! Stop making me laugh so hard, Estee! I'm going to wet my pants!
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by udg on 03-14-06 at 01:14 AM
Oh. My. Heck! He called her a "you know what!" The horror! The cruelty! No wonder she's in tears. That's so far over the line it's around the world and back on the right side of the line.


Slice n' Dice's Sigpic Chop Shop 2004
Also, every time anyone said "Charmaine", I thought they were talking about toilet paper.

"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by volsfan on 03-14-06 at 06:48 AM
Please don't squeeze the Charmaine.
"RE: Apprentice #5 Episode #3 East Coast Spoiler Thread"
Posted by ARnutz on 03-14-06 at 07:20 AM
Hi UDG!

Yup, that's a reason to cry! Heck, Andrea showed us that the mere act of Brent entering the room is reason enough to cry!

Hmmm... Brent kind of resembles that dancing bear, except the bear doesn't have a bathrobe!