although my "bad tv shows" buddy matt and i both yelled out "she's a man" at the top of our lungs when they showed that lame clip, all big exciting secrets would have been used by fox way way earlier in the show in order to add a "cool new spin" on season. so that cant be it and we are going to be stuck with a lame old stagnate nothing. botched boob job? a quirky addiction? like to pornography? or better yet, shes a survivor of incest...hee hee cool new spin...

She has a lactose intolerance.

i don't think it matters in the slightest that larissa isn't into sports. theres a billion couples out there who don't share every single interest. i bet brian isn't a huge fan of art, but that doesn't mean he's not right for larissa. being in a relationship means having respect for the other person's interest, not sharing the same interests.

LOL ... well if she hadn't hated sports before, she certainly would have hated sports after a terribly worded question about sports essentially cost her the Miss USA title back in 2001.

If you want to do some more research, go back and look at some of the posts we made on this bulletin board a few months ago, when we were postulating that her hatred of sports was one reason why -- unlike cheerleader Malena -- Larissa might actually pick an average Joe!

> think I've got it! She
>HATES sports!

I remember Larissa stating (a couple of times) that she is not proud of the way she has behaved with some of the guys. My guess is that one (or more) of her private dates ending up in the sheets. Brian, especially, would be hurt by that. And I think that would be a big enough deal to make her blubber like she does.

One more thought....maybe (finger's crossed) she is crying in the finale because she has just sent Gil home and she is sad that the "brainless hottie" was not good enough for her.

I will be totally pi$$ed if she choses Gil, they have absolutly NO chemistry and he is carring a torch for his Ex.

This show is driving me crazy, thank god it's almost over!!

Would it be great if this was the case, and she chooses Brian, but he turns HER down because she was obviously not serioius. That would explain the alligator tears.

But then again, why not go with it, and hope for some similar action as penece for her. You can always dump her after a roll in the hay .

>I remember Larissa stating (a couple
>of times) that she is
>not proud of the way
>she has behaved with some
>of the guys. My
>guess is that one (or
>more) of her private dates
>ending up in the sheets.
> Brian, especially, would be
>hurt by that. And
>I think that would be
>a big enough deal to
>make her blubber like she
>does.
>
>One more thought....maybe (finger's crossed) she
>is crying in the finale
>because she has just sent
>Gil home and she is
>sad that the "brainless hottie"
>was not good enough for
>her.
>
>I will be totally pi$$ed if
>she choses Gil, they have
>absolutly NO chemistry and he
>is carring a torch for
>his Ex.
>
>This show is driving me crazy,
>thank god it's almost over!!
>

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LAST EDITED ON 02-24-04 AT 04:46 PM (EST)

I think you got someting there. It would not surprise me if she slept with some of the contestants. Maybe she slept with the guy who left last night. He couldn't take it. This is why he left and why the producers of the show set him up. She's probably slept with more then one by now.

Eww!! I bet she slept with Jim! Maybe /that's/ why there were no sheets on his bed...

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- Jeremy Schwartz

Hmm..I just had a thought:

Maybe the producers show Madussa..er...I mean Larissa the tape of the Fredo escapade and she decides to tell Gil and Brian the real reason that Fredo left.

I find it hard to believe that all ended so anti-climatic. As it stands right now Larissa has no idea why he left, she should have been confronted.

trish, it's anti-climactic. anti-climatic means you're...against the weather. sorry to tease...but i saw that on a tv show and i just had to use it.

LAST EDITED ON 02-24-04 AT 09:48 AM (EST)

hmmm...that could have been fraudian as I am looking out my window a (literally) 12 foot snow banks...lmao

Fraudian (frow'dee an): psychology of German women

O.K. you guys, no picking on the newbie! Welcome to Survivor Blows Trish!

I use a great program that allows you to check the spelling on your posts. Here is a link:

http://www.iespell.com/download.php

However, spelling errors can be a great source of comedy and bring smiles to the faces of many posters!!

It brought a smile to my face! Welcome Trish (and don't let us scare you away).

thanx for the wellcome. i dont usually spell so bad cuz i lernt in skool.

Actually I AM educated..no really!! Just in a hurry to type. I promise to slow down and check spelling. I am having a lot of fun reading all your posts. Very witty people on this board

LAST EDITED ON 02-24-04 AT 09:59 AM (EST)

I think its simple. She's not in love with anyone of the contestants on the show. She is an "Actress". Everything is staged on the show for "ratings" She's going to tell Brian that he won and that he now has his own Show. He will get to pick the girl of his dreams in the next Avg Joe series.

Anyone agree?

Blake,
I think your explanation is the most plausible... it is the only one that explains how 'Frodo' got as far as he did... honestly...

I thought Adam was going to get his own show where he gets to pick from average janes and the hot bimbos.

I think she posed nude or something semi-scandalous like some partially nude pics or video. Maybe she wants to reveal it before someone else digs up the dirt on her.....

i thought it might be something like that too, but if playboy or penthouse has the pictures, they would have published or hyped them by now. i haven't seen anything on the web about her posing naked, but maybe i'll have to do more research...

I think she's a recovering sex addict. Look at the way she climbs all over the himbos. I also think that's why she got rid of the himbos she liked the most early on, less temptation that way! Her real reason for sending Jim packing...a bed without sheets.

Yeah .... except she said right after the himbos arrived that she had never dated anyone as hot as them.

But then again .... who knows lol

I'm guessing Larissa use to be a stripper. Probably when when was in college and needed money to pay for her tuition.

It would be a test of love if she reveal to Brian that she did all that before and Brian still accepts her.

"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality." - Einstein

1. She's been married before
2. She had a kid/abortion
3. She had a sex change
4. She used to be gay
5. She's being deported in August
6. She still lives with mom and dad
7. She moonlights as a lap-dancer
8. She's bankrupt and needs her Mr Right to pay off her debts
9. She's wanted in Mexico
10. She already voted off the guy she really liked and is only picking from the best of the worst

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- Jeremy Schwartz

On another board someone mentioned what if she is HIV positive. I really doubt it but might as well throw in another theory!

that thought ran thru my head, but i thought it was too morbid to suggest. i really hope that's not it - the way they are exploiting it for ratings. if it were on fox, well then, i nothing would surprise me!

I think its that she has a child

Are you allowed to be in Miss USA if you've had a child, been married or divorced? I thought it was the child thing too, but then I thought that couldn't be it because of a morals contract that pagent contestants might have to sign.

she gave a child up for adoption OR she has 10 cats.

If been perusing these boards for a few weeks now. It's a good site. Lots of funny, witty people. I like it. The format is kind of cumbersome though, imo. Why don't any of you use subject lines?

Just wondering.

Nah you guys are overanalyzing this..It could only be one of three things:

A.she is a virgin
B.she did some porn in her past
C-she is postop transgender

In her week moments she has done the naughty with another contestants on the show. Why do u think that other guy bolted home. u think? or NOT?

I would have known that your response had absolutely nothing to do with my post.

;)

Agree. I too find the format of these boards v. annoying. Wish they were more user friendly and i could figure out how to "view all" as someone said I could on another board.

General and habitual laziness, here. Can't speak for the other folks.

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I don't know if anyone else saw this website, and I don't know if it is legit, but her secret could be that she posed nude.....

http://www.wwwextremetracking.com/larissa_meek.html

Maybe she's pregnant?

Hey wait...maybe we should all get a collection for someone....hmmmm....to join and get to the bottom of THIS!...j/k

I think that's it. She posed nude. No big deal.

LAST EDITED ON 02-25-04 AT 11:15 AM (EST)

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I could be wrong, as this is a rumour that i heard from another site...
but I heard that she used to date Fabio and that he was not very kind to her.

possible secrets
1. since she is an artist maybe she has posed nude for paintings?
2. I still like the child thing (maybe she was married and divorced)and her mom takes care of her kid
3. she was a washington intern
4. they network used body doubles for her
5. she had massive amounts of plastic surgery
6. she has a crimial record
7. she has a twin sister who was used interchangeably with her
8. her mom and lany's mom from the bachelorette are best friends
9. she was on another reality show
10. she is a millionare

i can see where dating fabio would upset her. she should hang her head in shame...

Can you believe Larissa and FABIO???! I though that was a joke until she admitted it to Jay Leno.

That does not bode well for her taste in men.

Besides,isn't Fabio around sixty years old now?

Yeah I couldn't believe it either. Although that's probably why there were so many Italian guys on the show.

When was she on Leno?

>Can you believe
>Larissa and FABIO???! I though
>that was a joke until
>she admitted it to Jay
>Leno.
>
> That does not
>bode well for her taste
>in men.
>
> Besides,isn't Fabio around
>sixty years old now?

She was on either Thurs. or Friday.Brian and Jim were with her.It was pretty bland and she didn't say much and i think i had an out of body experience during her appearance but think she said something like it was no biggie.You know these reality shows...a big build up and then ......nothing.

She has nice personality and is really down to earth.

>She has nice personality and is
>really down to earth.

Yak! tee hee. That IS a big secret!! But I doubt the truth will ever come out, then!

Maybe she's married to Steve Bailey.....

She was one of Rick James' bitches?

I think she has a tattoo of Rick James' name on her ass.

lol

Okay, I was just going to be a lurker, but usually someone posts the same idea I have and so far no one has. The previews show an airplane, but I don't think it's a S.O. flying in; I think the producers are allowing Larissa a "do-over" and she invites someone back that she previously kicked off - my bet is Michael C. Or Phuc (naaah ... too obvious. LOL) Or it's Fredo coming back to blow raspberries in her face in front of everyone, which would be great - not that I didn't like that he left with dignity, it's just that the other "cast members" shouldn't be allowed to think he just wimped out and left. (And I don't believe she was going to "eliminate him anyway" that night - I think it was Blondie's turn.)

And while I'm babbling - did I just imagine it, or does Blondie say that what he "wants to get out of this" is to become an actor? Because Larissa looked like she'd been hit when he said it.

Ooh, hey, I just realized I must be in the DAW category American Cancer Society Spokesperson - and I just had a blob o' cancer hacked out of my shoulder last week! What a coincidence! Let's see, my ad would be: "Skin cancer: ideal for Frankenstein wannabees." Hmmm ... needs work.

Welcome ToadMagnet!

Let's see, my ad would be: "Skin cancer: ideal for Frankenstein wannabees." Hmmm ... needs work.

I think you will fit right in!!

LAST EDITED ON 02-28-04 AT 06:59 PM (EST)

LOL .... Interesting post, Toad Magnet.

A lot of the things you suggest are pretty funny. And if this were a reality show on Fox, they might actually happen!

Thank goodness it's only NBC!

>Okay, I was just going to
>be a lurker, but usually
>someone posts the same idea
>I have and so far
>no one has. The previews
>show an airplane, but I
>don't think it's a S.O.
>flying in; I think the
>producers are allowing Larissa a
>"do-over" and she invites someone
>back that she previously kicked
>off - my bet is
>Michael C. Or Phuc (naaah
>... too obvious. LOL) Or
>it's Fredo coming back to
>blow raspberries in her face
>in front of everyone, which
>would be great - not
>that I didn't like that
>he left with dignity, it's
>just that the other "cast
>members" shouldn't be allowed to
>think he just wimped out
>and left. (And I don't
>believe she was going to
>"eliminate him anyway" that night
>- I think it was
>Blondie's turn.)
>
>And while I'm babbling - did
>I just imagine it, or
>does Blondie say that what
>he "wants to get out
>of this" is to become
>an actor? Because Larissa looked
>like she'd been hit when
>he said it.
>
>Ooh, hey, I just realized I
>must be in the DAW
>category American Cancer Society Spokesperson
>- and I just had
>a blob o' cancer hacked
>out of my shoulder last
>week! What a coincidence! Let's
>see, my ad would be:
>"Skin cancer: ideal for Frankenstein
>wannabees." Hmmm ... needs work.
>
>
>

Judging by the guys' types of reactions on the commercial for next week's episode...they were more like, "Wow.. I had no idea." ...not shockingly serious, but more like they just heard something kinda ratty but funny about her past, but nonetheless, not anything that would impend their wanting to be with her. My guesses are

1. She got foolishly married once before...perhaps part of her 9 month fast-moving relationship.
2. She was terrible with bills in college and now has a really bad credit score.
3. She's got an embarassing, but benign STD.
4. She was a geek in high school and was made fun of a lot.
5. She was once arrested for shoplifting.
6. She slept with a married man.

If she had an STD that blond guy would be out the door, Brian would stay NO MATTER WHAT cause he is in L.O.V.E. When its over it gonna be hard.

ANd by the way...Who is that blond guy, for a guy to make this far and hardly be on camera is confusing.

Re: who's the blonde guy:
He's a robot,a stepford character for the show.Dosen't talk much because of a gliche in the wiring.maybe that's her secret;when he talks,he says the wrong thing and they can't get the darn machine fixed.the dummy only looks good.

I think you're right, golfstar! Whatever it is, it's probably not anything as bad as what we all are having *SO MUCH FUN* imagining. LOL

>Judging by the guys' types of
>reactions on the commercial for
>next week's episode...they were more
>like, "Wow.. I had no
>idea." ...not shockingly serious,
>but more like they just
>heard something kinda ratty but
>funny about her past, but
>nonetheless, not anything that would
>impend their wanting to be
>with her.

She has warts.

here's one I don't think anyone listed yet: Larrissa admits that she only did the show to advance her acting carrer.

kick off these two possibles as well, because beauty queens have to be born women, and they cannot have criminal records

1. STRIKE XX..she used to be a man, is transgender, etc...
2.STRIKE XX she has a criminal record

I think it is that none of it was real, and that she gets a million dollars for choosing the average joe over the hunk.

Hello, my first post to this board.

How about a hidden tattoo! Slighting shocking, yet the guys would be intrigued to see it.

..I'm sure some already would have seen it. *cough*

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- Jeremy Schwartz

There are endless possibilities as to what her secret can be...I guess we will find out on Monday.

she is going to say her mom really is that chunky
or she is going to Iraq on Special ops detail

...or she just saved a lot on her car insurance by switching to geico...

ROFL!!!! Good one

>...or she just saved a lot
>on her car insurance by
>switching to geico...

I *heart* you.

BoD - that's so funny I may use it in my week 9 summary. I will credit you. Do you mind?

RBBRTFHLA/Sugar Ho Division/Gummi Candy Section - Marketing VP

It's that she has herpagonasyphiladia which Brian can live with, but then he finds out she's a yankees fan and he kicks her a55 to the curb

HAHAHA! That was a good one,Ossy!

LAST EDITED ON 02-29-04 AT 06:05 PM (EST)

I think it's one of these:
1. She had a sex change operation


2. She has a terminal disease


3. She is illiterate or dyslexic


4. She is deaf and has been lip-reading everything


5. She never was graduated from high school


6. She is a recovering alcoholic or drug abuser


7. She is the victim of abuse


8. She is on probation

Skye