Even the Worsters are having trouble hosting a decent CapsLock Party: there just aren't that many people showing up. No matter how much the panel is paid to lie about how this is the Best Talent Pool In The History Of Civilization So Vote Damnit, the fact remains that the ratings have been in a slide, Ryan can barely be bothered with a vote count most episodes, and much of the remaining diluted pool would be the victim of a tongue-stomp battle by most of the people they cut in Hollywood. Also, it's a really bad year to be named Colton.
Why doesn't anyone care? Is there anyone in the remaining six whom you personally care enough about to protest if they left? Can you name one person whose music you would buy? Can you name one judge whose commentary you believed?
The shark already ate. The excreted result is floating along and calling it a swim.