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"Anybody going to the beach this weekend???"
Posted by shakes the clown on 08-31-01 at 08:43 PM
All across the USA at various hotspot beaches FOX employees will be giving away free Love Cruise merchandise. Don't know what that merchandise is, but I sure as hell better have some sent to my house for my media whore scrapbook.

Go to the official site at FOX.com for a listing of locations...they'll be here in Chicago as well (yes, we really do have a beach) and since I regularly rollerblade down there I'll make sure to try and score some for myself...here is a list of the things I hope to get tomorrow...

1. "I like Mike" t-shirt
2. "Go Mike" limited edition commemorative (sp) pin
3. "Mike is #1" gigantic foam hand
4. Michael headshot coasters
5. Michael's fully endorsed ship bound pregnancy test (just add salt water)
6. Michael's "Opening up your heart to aromatherapy" video lecture series
7. Michael's book entitled "You too can be on a boat with eight beautiful women just like me if you simply follow my 3-step plan to real estate success!" (forward by L. Ron Hubbard)

Guess who?

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"RE: Anybody going to the beach this weekend???"
Posted by Drive My Car on 09-01-01 at 02:46 PM
6. Michael's "Opening up your heart to aromatherapy" video lecture series

Funny!


"RE: Anybody going to the beach this weekend???"
Posted by VampKira on 09-05-01 at 03:41 AM
LAST EDITED ON 09-05-01 AT 03:43 AM (EST)

LMAO, Shakes!!!

>>3. "Mike is #1" gigantic foam hand<<<

Ooohhhh! Pick me up one of these would ya? It would add a new dimension to vampslapping!


"Come to me. Come to me because only I, and my like, can end the lonliness you feel." - The Vampire Lestat

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska


"RE: Anybody going to the beach this weekend???"
Posted by ItzLisa on 09-07-01 at 04:07 PM
LAST EDITED ON 09-07-01 AT 04:17 PM (EST)

>4. Michael headshot coasters
*** Ironic, considering any mug of beer you'd set on it would have a better head than the headshot on the coaster! (Ouch!!! Somebody stop me!!!)

>5. Michael's fully endorsed ship bound pregnancy test (just add salt water)
*** Ewwww!!!! (*shudder!*) Creepy little clown zygotes! Like Sea Monkeys with red rubber noses!

I WANT MORE POWERPUFF GIRL ARTICLES, YOU ROTTEN CLOWN!!!! (Dude's been neglecting the hell outta me since he got his 15 minutes! Sheesh!)

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Who sits, forlorn, waiting for Shakes to cast a glance her way....