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"Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by byoffer on 08-14-08 at 09:00 AM
At least, that is what you might have said if you were in Swizterland earlier this week.

And just because pictures are always fun...

Another example of art that I just don't understand.


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"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by Maroonclown on 08-14-08 at 09:02 AM
Your timing is, shall we say, perfect?

After breakfast and before lunch.

Blech!!!

copyright smokeysmom

"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by Estee on 08-14-08 at 09:03 AM
So now we know where Karl Rowe was on Monday.
"My inner ten-year-old"
Posted by IceCat on 08-14-08 at 09:07 AM

... thanks you for this headline:

Giant dog turd wreaks havoc at museum

"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by kingfish on 08-14-08 at 09:09 AM
Either that was a pretty big dog, or that is a pretty small person.

And, I think this maybe a preview of the next challenge on "The Greatest American Dog"!

The "Doggie Poop Challenge!"

Yes, I do prefer to think it's supposed to be Doggie poop.



by fooner head

"PoopHead?"
Posted by byoffer on 08-14-08 at 10:03 AM
You rang?


"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by Seana on 08-14-08 at 09:15 AM
I often wonder what goes through artists' heads when they create this kind of thing. Inflatable excrement: why? His dog pooped and he thought "Hey, that's a thing of beauty right there"? Or possibly: "I'm going to create the perfect turd." Plato would be pleased, I'm sure.


On a related note, I watched about 2 minutes of some British self-improvement show where the 3 subjects were all asked to bring a little plastic container of their own "poo" to be analysed by the host, who made comments like "You're not chewing your food properly." It was revolting.

"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by Estee on 08-14-08 at 09:17 AM
The first thing that went through my head while viewing it was 'I wonder if the artist sprayed the whole thing with that Realistic Doggie-Doo Scent That Actually Sticks To Your Hands'.


"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by Brownroach on 08-14-08 at 10:51 AM
Plato would be pleased, I'm sure.

Not to mention

Pluto.

Surfkitten Summer Sigshop 2008

"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by suzzee on 08-15-08 at 01:48 PM
That makes my puppy an artist, I'm so {sniff} proud.


Spring outfit thanks to Sharnina

"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by KeithFan on 08-14-08 at 09:27 AM
Ok! I'm sorry! Sheesh. I knew I shouldn't have gone for 'blazin' sauce on the wings.

or..


The second man-made object visible from orbit.


"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by Estee on 08-14-08 at 09:35 AM
How about 'World's most graphic Chester Brown tribute'?

...and now I know I'm not having lunch today.
"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by KeithFan on 08-14-08 at 09:46 AM
...and now I know I'm not having lunch today.

Just wait until people start having some Photoshop fun with this!


"And yet"
Posted by moonbaby on 08-14-08 at 09:52 AM
this is just a fraction of the amount I have picked up so far this week from the amazing pooping machine disguised as a golden retriever. If you ever think you want a dog spend some time on cleanup doody.

Are there helium filled flies to go with this?



"RE: And yet"
Posted by Max Headroom on 08-14-08 at 09:58 AM
If you ever think you want a dog spend some time on cleanup doody.

I wish DW would read your post. She's after me yet again to get a dog for the family.


A SharTribe creation!

"RE: And yet"
Posted by Seana on 08-14-08 at 10:03 AM
I am personally standing firm in the face of family pressure to get another dog. I do not want to train it, walk it or clean up after it. We had a dog. I did all the work. I don't want another one. Please, mom/dear? Pleeeeeeeese? We'll look after it ourselves. (Yeah, even DH thinks I'll buy that.)

DH will be at work. The kids will be at school. Who's left? Me.

*raised fist in solidarity with Max, who no doubt also likes dogs very much, but doesn't want one*



"Go Raw"
Posted by RollDdice on 08-14-08 at 12:02 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-14-08 AT 12:03 PM (EST)

We've been feeding Romeo and Maddy a "raw diet". Basically it's raw turkey necks, chicken backs, hamburger along with raw vegetables that have been "whirred" beyond common sense in the food processor. Mix that with a little olive oil or fish oil or flax seed oil.

On the Plus side: The dogs are healthier than ever with no alergies and compact poop. (because they process almost everything from their food now)

Con side (not Con Smythe): Chopping meat and "whirring veg" is almost a full-time gig.


Bounce or Die by IceCat

"Con carne?"
Posted by IceCat on 08-14-08 at 12:07 PM
"RE: Con carne?"
Posted by RollDdice on 08-14-08 at 12:14 PM
LAST EDITED ON 08-14-08 AT 12:15 PM (EST)

Con mucho carne. Y mucho veggie.

"Submitted for your approval."
Posted by Estee on 08-14-08 at 10:06 AM
The humble Chow. Two percent brain, thirty-eight percent hair, and sixty percent large intestine.


"Nothing worse"
Posted by IceCat on 08-14-08 at 11:14 AM

... than picking up dog turds from a large breed dog.

They are human-sized turds and when you pick them up fresh, you can't help but think that you are pickin' up people-poop.

The heat radiating through the plastic bag onto your fingers is more than a little disconcerting as well.

*retch*

"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by KeithFan on 08-14-08 at 10:04 AM
Two words. Giant corn.


"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by maroonclowns mom on 08-14-08 at 11:40 AM
Thanks for the explanation. Here was I, thinking they were some kind of Hippo.


"Kids, get off of that!"
Posted by RollDdice on 08-14-08 at 12:06 PM
It's not a bouncy house.

Yuck, now I have to wash their hands.

"If you were an athlete in the Olympic Village..."
Posted by RollDdice on 08-14-08 at 12:20 PM
Wouldn't you say, "RE: Hide your sh!t, the fans are coming!!" ??


"I was just thinking"
Posted by moonbaby on 08-14-08 at 12:20 PM
how funny it would be to have that delivered to someone's weekend house before they got there. Just plop it down in the yard or pool and take off.

"Two problems"
Posted by IceCat on 08-14-08 at 02:05 PM

There ain't a big enough paper bag or enough lighter fluid in the whole world!
"RE: Two problems"
Posted by Estee on 08-14-08 at 02:24 PM
Oh, please. The paper bag may be a problem, but I know at least three men who go through that much lighter fluid to cook two hamburgers.


"RE: I was just thinking"
Posted by foonermints on 08-14-08 at 02:39 PM
It's the Tootsie-Roll-in-the-pool inspired by Christo.


Handcrafted by RollDdice

"LOL"
Posted by moonbaby on 08-14-08 at 02:41 PM
"I knew it!"
Posted by zombiebaby on 08-14-08 at 04:52 PM
Proof of Bigfoot!


Arkie's Art! He's real and he is looking for you!
"Bigfoot making the crop circles would expain a lot. Those size feet could tromp a lot over a night."~SurveySez

However it does look a little like soft serve ice cream to me.

"no... no... no..."
Posted by IceCat on 08-14-08 at 08:47 PM

Your thinking of Bigtoot.
"RE: no... no... no..."
Posted by Estee on 08-14-08 at 08:55 PM
Come to think of it, no one's seen Brave today.
"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by SpotTheDifference on 08-14-08 at 09:18 PM
I'm just glad the "artist" didn't use runny, mostly-liquid poop as inspiration.


"*Cliff Clavin Voice*"
Posted by IceCat on 08-14-08 at 09:42 PM

Actually, what you have here is a very, very rare cloud formation...

This is yer classic example of the crapulo nimbus formation.

"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by cahaya on 08-14-08 at 09:59 PM
Somebody forgot to tell Janie how to turn off the DQ soft chocolate ice cream dispenser.

"Thanks a lot!"
Posted by RollDdice on 08-15-08 at 02:25 AM
Now I can't stop singing "Janie's got a bum" to the tune of "Janie's Got a Gun" by Aerosmith.



Hidden takeout, crouching cookie.
"Fixed that for you!"
Posted by foonermints on 08-15-08 at 01:41 PM
Invisibility Cloak!They say it's not here yet, but we all know how trickee those Area 51 reverse-alien-techno-geeks can be. The truth is, they already have it!
So, I found one laying around, and I thought: "How to use this for the good of all mankind?"

Easy! Let's hide the poop!

Poop! Poop GONE!
Poophead! Poophead GONE!
Poophead! Poophead GONE!
Poophead! Poophead GONE!


Now the only worry is kingfish getting his hands on one. Or a cloning hammock..

"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by Buggy on 08-15-08 at 01:49 PM
Found the culprit

"RE: Hide your fans, the sh!t is coming!!"
Posted by jbug on 08-15-08 at 01:56 PM
*snort*
leave it to Buggy!