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"AI 11 Auditions #7 ECST"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 08:47 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-02-12 AT 08:48 PM (EST)

Meet me in St. Louie, Louie.

Hope we survive the hour, just remember it is illegal to jump out of a plane and try to land on the top of the Arch. Although they haven't had much luck prosecuting the splat at the bottom.

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"RE: AI 11 Auditions #7 ECST"
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 08:52 PM
Can I legally jump out of a plane and try to land on Ryan? (Steven might enjoy it too much.) How about Nigel? What if I wear six-inch spike heels for just such an occasion?

*gets totally lost in fantasy*

Mmm... impaled Brit...

"And you'll never see them again."
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 08:58 PM
I think I can say this much without a spoiler alert: as noted, none of the featured players from last night were supposed to have made the twenty-four -- and comparing their names to the current list, none of them did. Tonight's episode is supposed to be more of the same.

And you wonder how Sheldon keeps kicking everyone's rear.

"Ba-Zinga!"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 09:07 PM
"Lots of Arch pics Intro"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 09:04 PM
'course it is kinda hard to miss.

Well, other than Randy who can't seem to find it...

Carrie Underwood was found here, can magic strike twice...

"RE: AI 11 Auditions #7 ECST"
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 09:04 PM
In the past: they found Carrie!

In the present: they found crap!

In the lawsuit: Steven didn't know how old she was!

"Johnny Keyser from Florida"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 09:07 PM
In St. Louis? Change is going to come by Sam Cooke

This is the Keep singing guy from the previews, he is going to be a star, keep singing.

Going to Hollywood.

"In two words:"
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 09:10 PM
Frau bait.

And he'll be thrown back to work a smaller pond.

"Bad Singer from the past seasons"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 09:13 PM
montage and we get a silent picture treatment for an audition.
"RE: Bad Singer from the past seasons"
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 09:17 PM
coming next week: RealD Desperation with scratch-and-sniff Flop Sweat Cards!
"The Year Of The Held-Back Female."
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 09:16 PM
You could normally wait on the other gender to balance things out, but the last abused male on FOX was Christopher Titus.
"Trying to turn this into this generations"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 09:17 PM
Woodstock Montage.

Each one has a story to tell.

Rachelle Lamb from Mountain View Mo. Going through a divorce, and another he held me back from it. She used to be a professional singer. Singing a song he didn't like.

Find Somebody New by Faith Hill.

With the daughter there and she's going to Hollywood.

"RE: Trying to turn this into this generations"
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 09:21 PM
Because you can't get the same experience by going to a concert. Or a club. Or a sporting event. Or a party. Or...

Admittedly, until you factor the judges in, the stoner level is slightly lower than Woodstock. Progress?

"What is this old giy thing"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 09:23 PM
And the not so great pipes montage.
"AuditionSvck powers, activate!"
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 09:26 PM
Form of -- a slime mold!

Shape of -- frozen urine!

Sound of -- Thunder Rose!

...

...I'm going to watch that Justice League Unlimited episode later just to watch them die.

"Wonder Triplets ignite!"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 09:27 PM
Reese Glockner, hometown boy. Bullied until Choir changed his life.

Lean On Me.

Wow, he is gaspy.

Made Steven Cry.

They all say yes and off to Hollywood.

"RE: Wonder Triplets ignite!"
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 09:30 PM
And then he was still bullied, including by the people in his choir. But the robes hid the blood, so that was good.

Is this the Next Coming Of Archie? Or will he fit in perfectly for Hollywood by getting lost in the crowd of people being sent home?

Forget it, Snidget. It's Chinatown St. Louis.

"Ethan Jones"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 09:35 PM
Bleeding during the audition, and not from the ears.

Dad is in rehab. I'll Be.

Randy you look nothing like you sound. They say yes and it is off to Hollywood and Steve wants to meet the Dad when he gets out of Rehab.

"RE: Ethan Jones"
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 09:37 PM
Dad is in rehab. I'll Be.

If this episode is driving you to drugs, it might be time to change the channel and see if you can beat Ethan's dad to the cure. @#$$, if you hurry, you might even beat Steven out for the good bunk.

You don't want to be in the same room with Steven. The detox comes out of his pores.

"oooOOO"
Posted by moonbaby on 02-02-12 at 09:41 PM
That one is cute...but the blood icked me out. Couldn't anyone get that guy a band-aid?
"Winter mockbuster."
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 09:40 PM
We didn't get this much cannon fodder in the entire Pirates trilogy.
"Madonna"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 09:41 PM
Is that Minaj in the video.
"No idea."
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 09:49 PM
In preparation for her Super Bowl appearance, I used the time to go make a snack.
"RE: No idea."
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 09:52 PM
looked up a news article

Madonna has Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. giving all their love away on their highly anticipated track "Give Me All Your Luvin."

"Day Two"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 09:46 PM
Jennifer in a star dress.

Works at the hotel, auditor, all sorts of reports. Gets some staff for support and they make him audition.

Overjoyed by Stevie Wonder.

Mark Ingram.

Really strange phrasing. I didn't know men wore tops like that.

Lacking a bit on keeping the tune. Then he starts up again. Tries a different song. Love you, but no.

"RE: Day Two"
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 09:50 PM
His voice is a Brady joke waiting to happen. It's time to change! The fourth floor sheets!

*sigh* One audition to go. This is almost making me look forward to the gah-roups.

"Lauren Gray"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 09:56 PM
Daddy's Little Girl, from Hardy Arkansas. Southern Rock Band with Dad.

One and Only by Adele.

J Lo says she didn't need to hear that song right now.

Steven loves that she if fearless and how she breaked up there, sexiest thing on the planet. Randy says fearless about it.

One of the best female voices we've heard.

All yeses and she is off to Hollywood.

"Two more words."
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 10:12 PM
Don't unpack.
"46 Hopefulls from St. Louis"
Posted by Snidget on 02-02-12 at 10:00 PM
After comparing Randy to and Astro Pop.

review of sob stories.

Ups and Downs of the Audition Tour, new crop of fresh faces, most successful road auditions they ever had (not sure what assessment tool is used for that).

Next week, we hit Hollywood, as the pressure builds, it is about the survival of the fittest.

Most exhausting Hollywood week ever (well I'm all rested up after these sleepy auditions).

"RE: 46 Hopefulls from St. Louis"
Posted by Estee on 02-02-12 at 10:09 PM
most successful road auditions they ever had (not sure what assessment tool is used for that).

The amount of raw hope they had for no one remembering the last time they said it.

This is when I really want to start charting the ratings dip.

"RE: 46 Hopefulls from St. Louis"
Posted by JessicaRN on 02-03-12 at 01:45 AM
Been watching all of these episodes and I am a fan of the hour episodes. Also, there were fewer bad auditions and that has also been good.

Other than that, I remember a few of the sob stories, but no faces or voices are stuck in my mind.