Shakesvivor Episode 1 – TV Guide Preview

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Intro music….K.C. & the sunshine band rocking to “Get down to Night”

Vampkira nuzzles up to Superman, “hey supe, got glue?”
Superman smiles affectionately toward Vamp, “Hey babe, Let’s do the Hustle”
As Supe and Vamp Boogie oogie oggie, the rest of the tribes “Ease on Down the Road”.

This is the beginning of what will eventually bore us to tears, if not for the editing value of non-casted members. The tribes that were chosen consist of some Screen Names with the imagination of a locked doorknob. Survivor dawg, Survivor Chick, Survivorest, where is Survivor-Loser when you need one. Can you say “soon to be booted?” Originality is lacking in the Arrogant Aussie tribe. Even less original was the choice of that name. (Come on Shakes, if you needed to ask BA, for some more advice, then just do it.)

Applicable Autistics sounds more like it.

They will do battle (more like sex games) against the likes of the Borneobores. The only interesting features will be the “Lee Press-on, Dobermans, and Crazy Glue” Immunity challenge in which Vampkira and Superman participated. (they are still stuck together, but seem to enjoy it). Look for RudyRules and Desert-Rhino’s mono-Slavic conversations to provide insight into this tribe. Fortunately, or not, Itzlisa was expelled from the contest due to lack of attention span and “group hugs without sexual intentions”. This Group “Banished Bozos” will do little to keep the entertainment flowing.

Look for Shakesvivor to be the same as a Bad porno, after 10 minutes and the fast forward button held down, the trill is gone.

Fortunately for us viewers, several major sponsors have pulled their advertising which could put an quick end to this fiasco. Herb Tarlick (aka Shakes) has pulled in a few low- rated replacements. We will be enthralled with commercials for you guessed it “Lee –Press On Nails”, Crazy Glue, & K-tel’s Disco Hits of the 70’s. Gee I can’t wait !!

Well folks, the new episode is to appear on Thursday. I suggest you wait until Sunday and read the Reviews, rather than the actual show. I promise it will be 10 times better than the self-absorbed Shakes attempts at humor and humility.

Til then..

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• RE: BA's Shakesvivor Episode 1 – TV Guide Preview,VampKira, 11:22 AM, 05-23-01
• Well done!,Kismet, 03:44 PM, 05-23-01
  • Ditto!,Irisheyes, 04:31 PM, 05-23-01
• RE: BA's Shakesvivor Episode 1 – TV Guide Preview,George Tirebiter, 06:04 PM, 05-23-01
• RE: BA's Shakesvivor Episode 1 – TV Guide Preview,Pendragon, 06:10 PM, 05-23-01
• RE: BA's Shakesvivor Episode 1 – TV Guide Preview,RudyRules, 06:32 PM, 05-23-01

Oh BA! You are a RIOT! I loves ya bunches!!!

>>Herb Tarlick <<

"Baby, if you've ever wondered.. wondered whatever became of me. I'm living on the air in Cincinatti..Cincinatti WKRP!" *giggle*

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska

>Look for Shakesvivor to be the
>same as a Bad porno,
>after 10 minutes and the
>fast forward button held down,
>the trill is gone.

OMG <click> Too Funny! I look forward to the future reviews. I am also going into withdrawals for chat transcripts.

Kismet

BA, Have I told you lately that you rock! I mean ROCK! You are so much more of a man than that clown could ever hope to be.

Observation to self: IE is mad, very, very mad.

>“Lee –Press On Nails”, Crazy Glue, & K-tel’s Disco Hits of the 70’s.
Barf. I'm afraid these are unfortunate contacts he made whilst on Love Cruise. Made sense there, but it's horribly out of place with this group of stoners!

I'm so ashamed. . . every time another publication comes out with news of SV, I get an orgasmic little tingle down my spine! I AM a whore!
GT

I would like to add a few poiniant observations to this preview. This is not to say that BA's work is not superb. It is. As IrishEyes elequantly put it, "You ROCK dude"

>Intro music….K.C. & the sunshine band
>rocking to “Get down to
>Night”

I understand that Shakes had prepared other music as well, which we may hear in future episodes. The rejected songs were "Love Shack", "Muskrat Love", and oddly enough "Send In The Clowns".

>Vampkira nuzzles up to Superman, “hey
>supe, got glue?”
>Superman smiles affectionately toward Vamp,
>“Hey babe, Let’s do the
>Hustle”
>As Supe and Vamp Boogie oogie
>oggie, the rest
>of the tribes “Ease on
>Down the Road”.
>
>This is the beginning of what
>will eventually bore us to
>tears, if not for the
>editing value of non-casted members.

I also heard rumors that Shakes would be using Industrial Light and Magic for the special effects shots, but found them too "pricy". Instead he is using his cousin who just got a good deal on some "Moovie Maker 2000" software off Ebay. Expect the special effects to include lots of carboard cutouts and an occasional fart sound.

> The tribes that were
>chosen consist of some Screen
>Names with the imagination of
>a locked doorknob. Survivor
>dawg, Survivor Chick, Survivorest, where
>is Survivor-Loser when you need
>one. Can you say
>“soon to be booted?”
>Originality is lacking in the
>Arrogant Aussie tribe.
>Even less original was the
>choice of that name.
>(Come on Shakes, if you
>needed to ask BA, for
>some more advice, then just
>do it.)

I get the feeling that Shakes is running this thing like a tyrant. I heard some rumors from the set that his temper is very short. During the filming of one of the reward challenges, his personal assistant Koko The Ambidexturous Midget, brought him a cup of coffee that was too hot. He cursed her out and fired all of the key grips for saying he "cried like a sissy".

>Applicable Autistics sounds more like it.
>
>
> They will do battle (more
>like sex games) against the
>likes of the Borneobores.
> The only interesting features
>will be the “Lee Press-on,
>Dobermans, and Crazy Glue” Immunity
>challenge in which Vampkira and
>Superman participated. (they are
>still stuck together, but seem
>to enjoy it).
>Look for RudyRules and Desert-Rhino’s
>mono-Slavic conversations to provide insight
>into this tribe. Fortunately,
>or not, Itzlisa was expelled
>from the contest due to
>lack of attention span and
>“group hugs without sexual intentions”.
> This Group
>“Banished Bozos” will do little
>to keep the entertainment flowing.
>
>
>Look for Shakesvivor to be the
>same as a Bad porno,
>after 10 minutes and the
>fast forward button held down,
>the trill is gone.

By the way, if you are hoping for nudity, forget it. The only one to agree to do nudity on camera was Rhino. Shakes did get some nice shots of Supes and Vamp but we will never see them. He excused the crew and filmed them alone like Stanley Kubrick did with Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut". No one but Shakes will ever see that film again.

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The pen is mightier than the sword.

LAST EDITED ON 05-23-01 AT 06:35 PM (EST)

BA, I resembles them there remarks about me ability ta converse.
Duh, mon-o-sla-vic con-ver-sa-tions, I done gradiated 4th grade. I nose loads a good talkin! I read all them classiks like "good-nite Moon" and da imortel "Danger Kat in the hat".
I don't want no more disparagment in regards to me or things could get ugly.
Sinserly,
RR

PS: I even went bak and editd dis message four typos cause I no youse would find any misteaks and make fun a me.