Asked to give the give the “reasons I quit ‘American Idol,”’ Vazquez recited the following list:No. 10: “Well, for starters, I was really, really drunk.
No. 9: “I’ve got my eye on the ultimate prize: ‘Belgium Idol”’
No. 8: “Yeah, my career’s over, but I just saved a bundle on my car insurance.”
No. 7: “After seeing Michael Jackson, maybe I don’t want to be a pop star.”
No. 6: “Ryan Seacrest (the host of ‘American Idol’) is all hands.”
No. 5: “I started liking when Ryan Seacrest was all hands.”
No. 4. “Screw it — I’m quitting this, too.”
Vazquez then abruptly discontinued the countdown and left the show without finishing, playing up his claim to incomplete fame for laughs.