Who's that dialing up my phone
It figures there is nobody home
Is it survivor calling me for more
Well you can call me tonite if u want
Or in the morning if u can't get through
I'm talkin' to you
MB, u are makin me pout
mb, I could just scream and shout
MB,,are you being a fool
Just call me honey

Gotta most convincing pitch
You say u want peeps that are fun
But what you don't understand
I'm more than a survivor fan
Gonna need to beg and plea
By the time you're finished ignoring me
I'm talking to you,MB
MB, you're a fraidy cat
MB, you pick the models that ain't fat
MB, GET ur casting crew
Just call me honey

Imagine how all these wannabes felt
when they read bout Wanda's tales
She is just fifty-five
But she's gonna tell more

You got pressure up to ur neck
You're making me phsically sick
I'm talking to you,MB
MB, in your timberland boots
MB, are you gonna lose
MB, you're making me a fool
Just call me honey

MB, I'm talking to u Mark
MB, keep you pencil sharp
MB, keep on writing those notes
MB, Just call me honey
MB,, you're makin me pout
MB,, I'm gonna scream and shout
MB, this ain't cool
Just call me honey

sung to the tune of Rod Stewart's "Hot Legs"

and that is our show for now.

MB,baby this is not for the faint of heart.