The LeaderBoard Molaholic ~ 58 (108) = 166 alaholly ~ 37 (148) = 185 Scarlett ~ 0 (201) = 201 qwertypie ~ 35 (167) = 202 Guppy ~ 65 (140) = 205 JohnMC ~ 78 (127) = 205 seahorse ~ 93 (138) = 231 Nemo ~ 71 (190) = 261 CutsyTootsy ~ 72 (210) = 292 DasMole ~ 64 (244) = 308 MistressEmydom ~ 79 (239) = 318 FloPo ~ 79 (245) = 324 xwraith ~ 115 (215) = 330 ontheroadagain ~ 92 (239) = 331 whoami ~ 79 (256) = 335 wallflower ~ 79 (271) = 350 Vix ~ 79 (284) = 363 5cats ~ 93 (273) = 366 vince ~ 79 (293) = 372 bystander ~ 136 (240) = 376 CattyChat ~ 122 (257) = 379 ~~~~~TOP FIVE~~~~~ Dakota ~ 129 (261) = 390 Mjewel ~ 93 (308) = 401 Mr.Bydangle ~ 136 (277) = 413 Trixi ~ 93 (325) = 418 JazzyJax ~ 129 (303) = 432 |
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Twas, JazzyJax! With her JuryDuty score of 129, she managed to outscore everyone in the last moments! Good going JazzyJax!
Congrats JJ!
Here's your new siggie denoting your expertise in all things losery!
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Oh whoops! I probably wasn't supposed to do that.
Oh carp!
Cut to commercial!
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Tucked away in the Hollywood hillside, a hand-picked group of D-List Avians live together and have their lives taped 24/7.
Let the feathers fly!
Here are some scenes suggesting that this show will go down in infamy. (Second only to Flavor of Love2)
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More to follow soon... Including the slaggies!
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Come on now. The suspense is killing us, or is that your plan?
What?
It's not enough to know that JazzyJax won the whole shebang!?Hmmm...Now I'm not sure when part 3 will arrive...*snicker*
Dog + Computer = lengthy drafting sessions. IOW, Part 3 will be here sometime tomorrow night.
*a large boisterous party crowd begins gathering in the screening room to view the slaggies*Anyone for Eggnog? Hey buddy...save some rum for the rest of us...and no, the rum balls are not all for you. C'mon now, it's Christmas.
Wearing my festive holiday siggy...a thoughtful gift from Tribe (and the perfect size).
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Tribe,As if you don't put enough into running these games for us all season, you always out-do yourself with the awards show. So here I sit on Christmas Day anxious for the next instalment.
Thanks!
I hope everyone is having a Merry Christmas! (or Festivus!)
(Grabs the seat next to Byoffer). And I will wait here nursing my triple Long Island Iced Tea.
I think Tribe has cloned himself, that is how he can seemingly be many places at once!
Is it wrong that I'm checking this thread out every hour because I'm excited to see who've won some Slaggies?Conga-ratulations, JazzyJax, for that great last-minute play!
*waves at the paparazzi*
Nice to see that picking Yul really boosted my score and put me in the top 5! I didn't pick him cuz I thought he would win, I picked him cuz I wanted him too. Congrats to JazzyJax, Trixi, MJewel and Mr. ByDangles. The awards show should be fun. Even more fun than finally being rescued from LL Island.Losers, let's not forget that we only have a couple of months before we're back at Loser Lodge, so after the awards, get plenty of rest, exercise, good food and get in shape for the next round of festivities. Yea, yea, some of you are saying you won't be at Loser Lodge next time. Ok. Right.
LAST EDITED ON 12-27-06 AT 01:55 PM (EST)It's a Christmas miracle!
WOOT & HOO!!!!Thank you thank you thank you! Especially thank you for the new siggie, since I'm sure I was right up there for the "needs a new siggie" loser award What a nice Christmas present!
My off the cuff award speech:
**sniffle, wavery voice**
I was totally unprepared for this! Thank you first to Tribey, our fearless leader, who we were worried was in an accident or sumthin cuz' he disappeared for so long. Glad you're okay buddy!
**sniffle, big breath, looks in dress neckline for a tissue**
Thank you to my Loser Lodge family, for all the fun and entertainment throughout the season. Thank you to ByDangles for the peep show, thank you to Emy for leaving me alone to concentrate, and thanks to my lady pals for helping rescue me from the boat sinking. We rocked this game this season didn't we!?
**sniffle, debates on returning tissue to dress, falls on floor bawling in shock**
*Screeching Halt*
*Bad Accident*
No deaths but I do have some bad news.
Approximately 6 hours worth of writing has completely vaporized and I no longer have the ability to stay up tonight and redo it all.
Soooo....
I'm very sorry but the awards ceremony has to be temporarily postponed.I won't forget. Believe me.
(I'm beating up my right index finger as I write this. It'll be pulling triple and quadruple duty in the coming days.)Sorry everybody for the delay.
Please check back in a couple of days.
No problem, Tribey baby. We still lvoe you. Plus, there enough rum balls, rum punch, wine, and sundry party foods/drinks to keep us all busy and happy and fat and drunk for quite some time.Party on!
p.s. Hope Santa was good to you all!
sundryWhat? Did somebody say my name? No? I guess even being smokin' at the reunion won't get me out from under the radar.
P.S. No problem for me, Tribe. I know I've made people wait for results for way longer before, so I can't really complain. Not that I'd want to anyway.
*Sits by Vix* Pass the punch please. And a little Brie and those cute little Christmas crackers. Save some of the cookies for me too, mmm'k? Is there going to be entertainment? Will Justin be here? Fergi? Beyonce? Ray Ramano? Do any of them have no doggy sock puppet clauses in their contracts?
*passes a cup full of punch to Dakota - zings a swedish meatball towards Mr. ByDangle*
Siggie courtesy of TribeElf
Plus, there enough rum balls, rum punch, wine, and sundry party foods/drinks to keep us all busy and happy and fat and drunk for quite some time.
Party on!Okay...since we have a little time on our hands, anyone up for a little volleyball? I know it's only one ball bydangles, but does everything have to come in a set for you?
So, Foxy...let's have some of your rum balls and punch! Oh, and let me be one of the first to wish Jazzy a hearty congratulations for being our biggest loser this season! Well done, JJ! But be on guard dahhhling, as you know, the next season is virtually upon us! And I am vying for the top spot...as always! Heads up....(as she punches a flawless serve into the cocktail weanies....!
LAST EDITED ON 12-27-06 AT 05:37 PM (EST)Thank you FloPo! Those cocktail weenies are gross. I'm gonna munch on those yummy jalapeno poppers. Mmmmmmmmmm It was nice to see the Losers this season getting into sports and stuff instead of just a stupor. I'm so proud of all of you!
Er FloPo, when I think of Gabby Reece, I certainly think of set. And a lovely set. But it doesn't usually involve volleyball!
If I say nice things about you, will you keep posting pictures?? Cause you are the best!
No prob tribe-ol-bean. Take your time.<giddy>temporarily on hold</giddy>
“A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.” Jackie Robinson
**Passes a beer to Tribe**
Hey, sorry, man.
**Takes a meatball off the forehead**
Hey, which of you losers did that?
**Oogles Scarlett's boobies**
**Passes out on the couch.**
No problem Tribe. I will just sit here with the rest and enjoy the refreshments.
No problem for the delay, Tribe. But let's call a spade a spade. This has nothing to do with a computer crash, and everything to do with you being busy with something else. You even left us a clue in your message. The following excerpt from your message is clearly "code"!I'm beating up my right index finger as I write this
LAST EDITED ON 12-27-06 AT 00:27 AM (EST)Even though it was leaked out a little early, congrats Jazzy for being the biggest Loser of us all!
I'll just snuggle up to alwaysintruble/Nemo here while we wait for the big awards ceremony to start! He sure does look like a winner tonight, doesn't he?Hey Sugar, how about gettin' Miss Scarlett a Cosmopolitan?
Hey Always! Didn't see much of you this season. Missed you.
Here, have a cookie for old times' sake.
Alright everyone... now that we've had a sufficient amount of alcohol, it's time for "Cucumber Croquet." I need a few volunteers..... here's how you play.First, I will take this cucumber and stick it down the leg of a pair of panty hose which I will then tie around my waist like so...
*feeds cucumber into pantyhose leg, ties hose around waist*
See how it dangles JUST above the floor? This is the proper length. *nods to ByDangle*
Then, I will attempt to use the cucumber only (no hands, only hip/pelvic action) to roll this orange on the floor in front of me from where it stands to that finish line over there
*points to finish line 3 feet away*
like so...
*demonstrates flawless hip action, windup, and orange smack... moves up a few inches and tries again*
Is someone timing me? Good because whoever can get the orange across the line fastest wins!!!
Ok, now who are my volunteers?
- Vix
I am TOTALLY playing this at my New Year's Eve party! What a SCREAM! Good thing my husband knows how to handle a dangle that size.....
HEY NOW! This is a game I know EXACTLY how to play... except we do it every Christmas with an eggplant in place of a cucumber and a small box of matches instead of an orange.And my favorite variation: PARTNERS! Girl has a sock with a string tied around her waist. Boy inserts his eggplant in the girl's sock (Girl can hold the sock, not the eggplant). Then they swing away!
I think I will crask your Christmas parties from now on. I ususually spend mine with some very repressed in-laws.
I've been Tribed! And I liked it!
Mind if I play without the cucumber?
LAST EDITED ON 12-29-06 AT 07:40 PM (EST)Trying desperately to keep this PG 13
Sweetie, I don't see how that can give you an advantage.
If you are in your resting state, I don't see how you would have the turgid resistance to move the ball. If you are not in your non-resting state, wouldn't all the blood rushing to that area cause you to become light headed and pass out?
I've been Tribed! And I liked it!
PG-SchmeegeeAs any horse who drags on the ground can tell you, even in a resting state the sheer weight of the, er, unit will move the orange.
*goes off to see what turgid means*
And if I can just add, I sure hope Tribe comes to post the rest of the ceremony before I really violate some rule and get banned!
Phew...Just in time!
Editors Note: MeaCulpa in advance. The "accidental-vaporizing" has left me with a tad less enthusiasm and creativity and in more of a need to hurry.
So I'll just start this whole thing off with a message like...Due to the "BlackOut" the GalaAwardsShow will have to be preempted to a later time and then edited for content to fit within the parameter of a timely show. Enjoy the program already in progress...*We join the Pre-show Teal Carpet Extravaganza just as...*
Thanks Mjewel. That was a good little bit of info. When I see vince, I'll remember that. Have a good time inside and good luck.Oh and there's Dakota!!
C'mon over here girl! It's Petey! With the LLInsider.
Dakota: Hi there Petey! You having a good time? Did you get a drink? Do you need a ride to the afterparty? Wanna play some volleyball?Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down sweetie. I can hardly understand english nevermind it hitting my meager braincavity at that speed.
Perhaps a speed listening class would be in order? No. I know. A session with emydi. That'll definitely help you.
Ack! No! Not emydi! I'll take that drink though.
Allrighty. Coming right up. Even for such a bad dog as yourself.I'm sorry. Can I make it up to you by sniffing your rear?
Nope. The only thing that's getting near a rear is my foot as it kicks your cotton/lycra blend ass!
Oh no.
Oh yeah.Ambulance!!!!
Cut to commercial!!!
*No commercial* *Instead we're get a 3 minute feed focused on the scuffle. Basically Dakota doing just as she said she would. With lots of yelping*
*From the back of an ambulance*
Well, I'm on my way to the hospitailors. As promised, someone got hurt.
So I guess the show should be starting pretty soon. I did see tribe arrive.
But before I go for good I do have that info about who arrived early.
It seems the FlowerGirls showed up at first light to claim seats for themselves and half of the seamen from the rescue boat.
JohnMC was the other early bird. claiming seats for the other half.So I guess I'll just say my goodbyes and good lucks to all of you. Wish me good darning.
~~~~~Inside The Thea...tah! (Conference Room)~~~
VO: Welcome to the 12th annual ... er ...wha? really? The fifth annual LoserLodge Gala Awards Show!!!
Where all of the whosits of loserfamedom come to celebrate and bestow superlative-titles upon each other.
Also where a particular grouping of losers have seemingly started there own tail-gate party/cucumber golfing game.To get the festivities started ... let me introduce to you, the man who needs no introduction, your loser host and tonights Master of Superlatives, tribe!!!!
* Looking quite distinguished in a teal tuxedo, tribe enters the theatah.*
Good evening peaches and gentlebananas!! We've got quite a show for you.
And in the infamous drawl of a prime-time reality host-bot ... But first...Let me clear the floor for our interpretive dancers...
LoserDance
L-l-l-l-O-o-o-o-S-s-s-s-E-e-e-e-R-r-r-r-S-s-s-s
Losers! Dance!We can lose if we want to
We can leave our worries behind
'Cause our worries don't lose and if they don't lose
Well they're no worries of mine
I say, we can lose when we want to
In a place they'll never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
And we can lose
Lose!We can lose when we want to
The sun is hot and so are we
And we can dress real neat from our boobys to our dangles
And surprise 'em with a new siggie
Say, we can lose if want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can be real good and totally lose it
And you can act like an imbecile
I say, we can lose, we can lose
Everything out of control
We can lose, we can lose
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can lose, we can lose
Everybody touchin' their boobys
We can lose, we can lose
Everybody takin' the boo-oo-oo-zeLoser dance
It is cool to lose
Loser dance
While drinkin' some brews
Loser danceL-l-l-l-O-o-o-o-S-s-s-s-E-e-e-e-R-r-r-r-S-s-s-s
Losers! Dance!Well that was fun.
Anybody ready for a commercial?~~~~~~Ad #5: SneakPeek at LL6.~~~~~~
* Imagine a land,
full of danger.
Now, imagine a land
that isn't.The Atlantic Ocean claimed Atlantis
While Lemuria and Mu were famed Pacific Idylls.The Brits tell of Avalon
and Tibetans retell of ShambhalaMidevil Europe longed for their Cockaigne
and South America's El Dorado is legendary.Indians have stakes in Shangri-La and Thuvaraiyam Pathi
I think they have rights to Xanadu as well.But where do losers go?
To be rid of the constraints of modern society?
To partake in the benefits of a free and open land of plenty?Well those questions led me to this...
Why try to find it when I can just make it.
Therefore, I created Ourtopia!
As in LoserLodge: Ourtopia.
Look high, low, far and wide for it.
Or just wait for the lilting voices of the ancients to seep into your brain and magically draw you to it.
It'll be showing up in a couple of short months from now. Just in time for Survivor: Fiji. (A real place. How boring.)
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Welcome Back! Now let's get this thing going!Up first, is a loser who is no stranger to the awards. But for some reason was a stranger in the lagoon.
*crowd erupts in laughter* (Not at tribes intro but for what comes out on stage.)
*Guppy enters, wearing a giant crab costume, chases after tribe with his pinchers and then skitters his way to the microphone.Good evening skin creatures! I have to say, on behalf of my scumsucking seabrethren, I'm quite happy with the arrangements made this season to insure the safety and welfare of my kind. I'm also happy to note that the "south-of-the-border" chapter was quite impressed with their living arrangements. Hopefully they can expect some adoptions.
Now as to the awards I will be presenting...Hmmmm....Grandest Entrance? Totally Mine. Did you just see that folks? And Baddest Behavior? Oh Please. So Mine.
But to address the formalities...The nominees for Grandest entrances are...
Alaholly
Byoffer
Flowerpower
Kermit the Vixen
Scarlett O HaraAnd the winner is ... Scarlett O Hara!!!
Congrats, Scarbaby! ...
Scarlett?!
...
Has anyone seen Scarlett?
From the crowd: I think she's in the loo!
A different crowd member: She left!
Yet another crowd member: No. She didn't leave she's just getting a drink.
Flowerpower: Liar. I know for a fact she left already. She said she wanted to get going to KO's early to make sure she gets some of the best appetizers.
Nemo: Nope she's in the loo.
Flopo: Why you little...
From the crowd: Hey look up there!!!
It's a Booby! No a Helicopter! No It's Scarlett!
*Look for Scarlett O Hara's acceptance speech below*Wow. How do we top that.
Next up, The nominees for Baddest Behavior are...
Alwaysintruble
Byoffer
DearAbby
Emydi
JohnMCAnd the winner is ... Byoffer!!!
Congrats, ByDangle!
*Look for Byoffer's acceptance speech (and possible flashing) below*Next may I introduce the Lodge Gossip herself ....CattyChat.
Wow tribe. I can't believe how interesting you make this whole evening. I mean really. Who else but you hands out strange and sometimes non-fitting signames to people calling them losers all the time and loving it the whole way? Just amazing. Thanks. From all of us.
Thusly stated for the following folks who may not have had the wherewithal to do as such themselves.
The nominees for Quietest Lodger are...
5cats
Ontheroadagain
Qwertypie
Seahorse
WhoamiAnd the winner is ... Seahorse!!!
Congrats, Seahorse!
*Look for Seahorse's acceptance speech below, if he gives one*Now, The nominees for Hardest Nut to Break are...
Alwaysintruble
Byoffer
Emydi
Whoami
XwraithAnd the winner is ... Whoami!!!
Congrats, Whoeveryouare!
*Look for Whoami's acceptance speech below, if he does it himself*Let's get a couple more in before we go to break again. Or break-up.
And to help with the pre-break-up ... here's MJewel!Huh. I always thought I was better with the post breakup. But allright.
Oh now I get it. Cookie - Break. Heart - Break. Ahah. Anyways...
The nominees for Lodge Cookie are...
Dakota
Mjewel
Qwertypie
Wallflower
XwraithAnd the winner is ... Dakota!!!
Congrats, Dakota!
*Look for directions and suggestions to Dakota's acceptance speech below*And now, the nominees for Biggest Heart are...
DearAbby
Dakota
Flowerpower
Qwertypie
SeahorseAnd the winner is ... Flowerpower!!!
Congrats, FloPo!
*Look for Flowerpower's thanks giving speech below*
Up next, he's famous more for his habits then his antics which also makes him the perfect choice to present our next two awards.
Here's bystander!
bystander:
Thanks for the intro tribe. Of course he may be right but I didn't really know there was a difference between habits and antics. However, I'm not the host. So...
The nominees for Hairiest Lodger are...
5cats
Bystander
DasMole
Kingfish
MolaholicAnd the winner is ... DasMole!!!
Congrats, Das!
*Look for HairyMole's acceptance speech below*The nominees for Dirtiest Lodger are...
Byoffer
Bystander (Hey! That's me. This is sooo not funny.)
DasMole
Molaholic
VinceAnd the winner is ... (I better not win this one) ...Byoffer!!!
Congrats, ByBro!
*Look for ByStinker's acceptance speech below*~~~~~~Ad #6: SneakPeek of AVG~~~~~~
Gotta let the sponsers talk as well.
And since the producer has a need to plug his other projects, here's a sneek-peek at the new ABC...*Just when you thought you were safe from CaptainTribe, someone even worse comes along.
An alter ego so evil, no one is safe. Nefarious has a new name my friends, and it's NomoMojo!.
This crazy monkey will be trying his darndest to to keep people from winning next seasons ABC.
Starting by changing the name of the game to the Anti-Vote Game
As if that weren't enough damage he'll also be making sure each and every player fears him and his mojo-zapping powers.
You thought lashings were bad? Try having the life sucked right out of ya'!
Of course his adorable side kick will be played by an adorable parrot. A nice one too. I can see the disagreements now.Anyways, make sure to tune it for ...
See the skull? That could be you.
~~~~~~End: SneakPeek of AVG~~~~~~Hmmm...New host? I wasn't aware of that. And he gets a sidekick too? Sheesh.
And what's this about "nefarious having a new name"? Did I sign off on this? Aren't I still under contract? Who's this nomomojoneedsamommy character?
I'll need to get to the bottom of this one. Some heads are gonna roll.
While I'm re-checking my contracts, I'll leave you in the capable hands of JazzyJax and let her present the honorary awards of the evening.Wow thanks tribe. Carp I totally did not prepare for this. I wasn't even sure I'd like the lodge at first and now all of this lavished attention. Ahhh, this girls found heaven on Blows! But, all of this fun wasn't limited to tribes mind alone. It was a truly collaborative effort this season and now comes the time when I pass out the Honorary Awards for best Guest Hosts!
Who can forget their insistence on costumes and whips, flashbacks, hand-eye-coordination and rumpunchs.
These honorary losers exemplified the traits of what it means to have fun! (all while being notoriously nefarious to boot. My favorite kind.)
The Vanguard Award goes to the guest host who really stepped outside the box, opened her arms and laid it all on the line in exchange for a few wax burns and red bottoms and everyone loved it.
The Host with the Most Award goes to the guest host who goes above, beyond and hurtling through space and time to show everyone a good time. And we couldn't get enough!The LL Guest Host Vangaurd Award goes to ... MistressEmydom!
The LL Guest Host with the Most Award goes to ... KO!
*Look for KO's and emydi's acceptance speeches below*Thanks again KO and Emydi. You really know how to show a bunch of losers a good time.
But the good times don't end there.
Our next presenter, CutsyTootsy, knows exactly what I'm talking about.CutsyTootsy:
Tribe is right, I sure do know how to have fun. Almost as much as the following nominees.
The nominees for Most Playful Lodger are...
DearAbby
Flowerpower
Kermit the Vixen
Qwertypie
WallflowerAnd the winner is ... Wallflower!!!
Congrats, Wallflower!
*Look for Wallflower's revealing acceptance speech below*Now that the playful one has been crowned,
The nominees for Most Sinfully Delicious are...
CutsyTootsy (oh my gawd! It's me!)
Emydi
JohnMC
Kermit the Vixen
Scarlett O HaraAnd the winner is ... JohnMC!!!
Congrats, JohnnyABs!
*Get a taste of JohnMC's acceptance speech below*Now, presenting our last 2 awards of the season...vince!
vince: What an amazing opportunity! I get to present the award for biggest boobys! YeeHaw! Just know that whomever doesn't win? I'll be here to console you.
The nominees for Biggest Boobys are...
Alaholly
CattyChat
Kermit the Vixen
Scarlett O Hara
WallflowerAnd the winner is ... Alaholly!!!
Congrats, Alaholly!
Oh and this one too. As your gifts come in twos.
*Look for Alabooby's acceptance speeches below*And finally ... perhaps the most important award of the evening ... The nominees for Most in need of an extreme siggie make-over are...
CattyChat
JazzyJax
Kermit the Vixen
OnTheRoadAgain
Vince (Hey?! I have a siggie?! Why would I need a new one?)And the winner is ... OnTheRoadAgain!!!
Congrats, OTRA!
*Grab your tissues and look for OnTheRoadAgain's acceptance speech below*That's it! Thank you very much for being witness to tonights festivities. Of course there'll be many after-parties.
(KO's OldeFashunedBlowOut! FishBros' BodyPaintBall! Bybros Brews and Balls Ball! Maybe some others as well. Any one of them fun for hours.)
Where losers will be showing off there awards. Hope to see you at one of them.
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No more to follow ... BUT I will hopefully see you all for next seasons version of LoserLodge. Where tribe creates a special Ourtopia for losers (and loser lovers)...
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This award means everything to me.First of all, I'd like to thank Tribe for hosting another incredibly fun season here at LL.
Secondly, I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me...I think.
Thirdly, I guess I'll thank God. Everyone else at these award shows likes to do it.
Oh yes, and also I'll thank Donald Trump for teaching me that it's OK for your hair to look like crap...ANYWHERE on your body! And for bitching out Rosie O'Donnell.
Finally, I'd like to thank my parents for the great genes:
Of course, my incredibly good looks come from my mother. And it turns out Chewbacca's half-mole, just a little factoid that only I would know.
Thanks again, Tribe! I had lots of fun!
I'll be back (back hair?) for Ourtopia! See y'all then.
Well, it was an honour just to be nominated
Last year I was the loseriest loser, so I am moving on up. Watch my dust next time!
Lots of noms too. 4. Right?You and Vixen, both multiple nominees, got shut out this season.
There's always next season though. I expect nothing but fireworks from you.
WOW!Biggest Boobys? Oh my I'm so excited...
*blushes...bends over*
You like them, you really like them...and so do I.
I think I'll bring them back next season.Thanks for all the
rumfun.
It's been swell playing boobys with you lovelyloserslagooners. See you again soon.
Thanks Tribe...I think.
Wow! Thanks again for hosting this wonderful, wonderful game, tribey! I definitely enjoyed my second appearance in LL.And two nominations?! I'm surprised! And kinda giddy! Definitely makes very good post-birthday gifts.
Congratulations to all the winners, and see you all for Fiji!
Happy BirthDay, XWraith!
Belated or not. I hope you have/had a great time.
I'll be back with my speech and to show off my new siggies soon, but first I have to drop this new tune...Oh The Tribe, We are a-Thankin’
(The Times, They are a-Changin’ – Bob Dylan)Come gather 'round peeps
Wherever you roam
And admit that the songs
that I write make you groan
But accept it pu-lease
A poetic license I must own.
If your time to you
Is worth wastin’
Then you better keep readin'
And LoserLodge be your home
Oh the Tribe, we are a-thankin’.Come Jazzy the Jax
Congrats on your win.
DearAbby and ByDangle
will challenge a’gin
Come Dakota and By-Bro
And that guy we’ll call Vin(ce)
And there's no tellin' who
Will be winner
For the losers now
Will the games all be in
Oh the Tribe, we are a-thankin’.Come Nemo and JohnMc
You studs in cartoon
Watch Flopo and Wallie
They both make us swoon
Oh don’t you cross Emy
Or you’ll seal all our doom
There's a whip in her hand
And it is crackin'.
She'll soon show us why,
She’s mistress of the Lagoon
Oh the Tribe, we are a-thankin’.Come Scarlett and Seahorse
Vix, 5Cats and Qwerty
And don't be afraid DasMole,
or Moley or Cutsy
MJewel’s OnTheRoadAgain with
Xwraith and CatChatty
Whoami and Guppy
came playin'.
But the newest of all
Was some tramp named Alaholly
Oh the Tribe, we are a-thankin’.The season is over
And the boat’s got a leak
The boobies were showing
(not the kind with a beak!)
We hope the blue peeps
Will be avoid saying “eek!”
All the losers are
Rapidly strippin'.
And we’ll all get together
To go for a streak!
Oh the Tribe, we are a-thankin’.You rock, Tribe!
I just love me some Bob Dylan. What a great song, ByDangle. Want a cookie?
want a cookie?Want one? Heck, I will
play witheat both of your cookies!
I'll be back with my speech and to show off my new siggies soonToe-tapping for the big speech...
Still laughing about your song...
*wonders where The Dangle has disappered**joins the Lodge Playgirl in tapping toes*
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*wonders where The Dangle has disappeared ** joins the Lodge Playgirl and Queen in tapping toes *
Move over ladies, let me show you how it's done!
After all, I did learn from the Master (of Toe-tapping) himself!!
* Tap .... Tap .... Tap ... *
How long will the Dangle keep us waiting ...?
LAST EDITED ON 02-04-07 AT 04:51 PM (EST)What's this? My thank you speech didn't post? shocking. Absolutely shocking. I seem to recall working on it. And then I think my dog ate it. Or was that Tribe's dog?
And here it seems that people have actually been waiting on my speech. Even more shocking.
Waiting On A DAW
(Waiting on a Friend - Rolling Stones)Watching girls sit tapping toes
It ain't the latest thing
I'm just standing in a loin cloth
I'm just trying to make them swoon
All of these girls go streaking by
The are a bunch of DAWs
I've not posted when I should have,
You've been waiting on a DAWYou guys excuse because I lose
Remember what I said
I've not posted when I should have,
You've been waiting on a DAW
You've been waiting on a DAWDon't need a blur
I don't need no towel
Don't need to hide my "boys"
But I need to post this speech now
I need someone to forgive
Stripping down and streaking by
I let my "dangle" show
I've not posted when I should have,
You've been waiting on a DAWOkay, enough about saying "sorry". Cause I'm not. No way. Us bad boys (or bad Bys!) don't apologize. And that just makes all you lovely ladies want us even more.
Why just the other day I was playing tennis with a my By-Bro (he's the shorter one ) when none other than our very own Lodge Playgirl, WallFlower, came running onto the court to throw herself at me. Talk about an interesting set...
And imagine my surprise when I recently passed a newsstand and saw that our very own Miss Scarlett had a magazine of her own, and had been doing a little stalking also...
But it's not all fun and games for ByDangle. As much as I love all the attention, I am starting to feel like eyes are always on me. Why just the other day when I returned from walking ByDoggie, I could have sworn that DearAbby was present...
I am proud to be the lodge bad boy, and look forward to continuing to expose many different sides of myself to you all in the upcoming season.
As for winning the lodge dirty boy, I have to say that I am shocked. I think that if any of you spend a bit of time with me, you will know that I feel very strongly about personal hygiene. Why just the other day a few friends and I were passing each other the soap...So, though I really don't feel this is fitting, I will be happy to claim the Lodge Dirty Boy award. Just know that in my mind it will be the other meaning of dirty.
As the music starts and the voluptuous FloPo comes to escort me off the stage (and me to escort the tube dress off of her!), I have nothing left to say but to quote the great TAR contestant, Lauren Bransen...
Okay, now the new season can begin! Ourtopia or Bust! I mean, Ourtopia AND Busts!
That? Was one spectacular speech! LMAO! You are a dirty boy!
*relieved that The Dangle hasn't fallen off the face of the earth**joins the Lodge Playgirl in LMAO*
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*smiles, waves*
Words cannot express the pride and joy I'm feeling now. The competition was fierce and certainly worthy of the coveted Cookie award.
First, I want to thank Tribe for being such a great host and somehow, in spite of ourselves, making sure we all came out alive. *applause*
I'd also like to thank those who voted for me. *blushes* You all make Loser Lodge such a fun and happy place and *sniffle* well, *sniffle* oh, I'm so full of emotions right now, I guess I'll just pass this plate of cookies around. Thank you all. See you in Fiji.
That's it you (^*($(%%*&*&^%( losers....I open my palatial new mansion for you and you trash it and afterwards I give you all my (*(%*(%(*^*(%^ points and all I get from you is the right to guard your van???
From across the packed house, Scarlett hears the words ...The nominees for Grandest entrances are...
Scarlett O Hara"And the winner is ... Scarlett O Hara!!!
She acts very fast and ....
Look it's a bird!! No, it's a plane!"The Plaaaaaaaane!! The Plaaaaaaaaaane!! " ByDangle shouts from across the room. And at once, the entire crowd looks up into the sky ...
.
.
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Nope ... it's just lil ole me, arrivin' late to the Bawl, Sugar!!
I do declare!! Another award to add to my extensive collection! I shall value this even more than my first Oscar!! Thank you so kindly for the lovely award, Dear Tribe. You are soooooooo dashing in that Teal Tuxedo ... Ah cain't hardly stand it!
Next season I shall surely vote for you as numbah one in Das's Male "Hotness" Contest!!! *Bats eyelashes*
Thanks again to all my Sistahs in crime ... and you know who you are ... * Winks to the Crowd *, and to all you Bad Boys out there ... I hope to see you after the party's over!!
With a quick wave and a skip, Scarlett exits stage left.
* saunters on stage wearing my ByDangle commemorative "tube" dress with nothing underneathWow! This is just so amazing! I am truly shocked and awed to have earned three nominations! And I can't believe that I won the award for "Most Playful Lodger", given the competition of my playmates Trixie, Vix, Quertypie, and FloPo. You ladies helped bring out the playfulness in all of us! Thank You!
Congrats to all the other nominees and winners!
And many thanks to Tribe for all that you do here to keep us Losers entertained! Smooches to everyone, and I'll see you all in Ourtopia!*Exits stage with a flash and a wink
It's such an honor just to be nominated!Thanks tribe for such a fun season. I lvoe the loserlodge and can't wait for Ourtopia.
Also, quick thanks to KO again for the wonderful 80's week.
A genuine Arkie
*parks van in the lot and leaves it in the capable hands of Mistress Emy and her guards*I hope I'm not too late to claim my crown as LoserWinner again. And maybe walk away with a Slaggie or two, as well.
Don't be so confident, D'Abby. The competition is tough this season.
Now where is that teal carpet? Oh, over there it is!
And there's Petey, too. Let's go get a picture made with him.
No, DearAngel! Let's duck in the back door. In the words of Kelly Ripa, you don't know where that hand's been.
You better not say that out loud, DevilAbby. Rosie O'Donnell might hear you.
*sneaks in back door and finds a seat just in time to hear ByDangle belt out a tune by Bob Dylan*
Come Jazzy the Jax
Congrats on your win.
DearAbby and ByDangle
will challenge a’ginSorry, D'Abby. Look at the LeaderBoard up on the stage. It appears that JJ did better with her Jury Duty picks than you did.
And look at ByDangle's score. He streaked his way to third place. One more question right by him, or one more wrong by you, D'Abby, and he would be on top of you now.
*contemplates how Ozzy was robbed, just as Guppy announces nominees for Baddest Behavior*If you don't win this one, D'Abby, it's not my fault!
And the winner is ... byoffer!!!
Sorry again, D'Abby, but I couldn't live with myself if you won this award.
*waits for MagentaJewel to present the award for Biggest Heart*
I did my best to help you win this one, D'Abby.
And the winner is ... Flowerpower!!!
And I did my best to help you lose it!
*crosses fingers as CutsyTootsy announces the winner of the Most Playful Lodger award*
*crosses fingers as CutsyTootsy announces the winner of the Most Playful Lodger award*
*crosses fingers as CutsyTootsy announces the winner of the Most Playful Lodger award*
And the winner is ... Wallflower!!!
*runs off to find JJ, ByDangle, FloPo, Wallie, and all the other LoserLagoon winners to congratulate them on their well-deserved wins.*
*joins everyone at KO's OldeFashunedBlowOut, FishBros' BodyPaintBall, and Bybros Brews and Balls Ball!*
I'll definitely be back for LoserLodge: Ourtopia to see if I lose again. I'll also be looking for NomoMojo at the Anti-Vote Game. Thanks, tribe, for your great hosting duties and a fun game.
S12 Loser Lodge
Just like Queen Elizabeth, I'm not ready to abdicate yet!
You mean I was nominated FIVE times without an award? And just WHAT is wrong with my siggie????? *sniffle*Well, congratulations to all the winning losers. You all look fabulous!! Special thanks to our Host with the Most, the one, the only, the sinfully delicious TribePhyl. You're my hero, honey. I lvoe you to pieces!
I guess I'll just have to keep wearing last season's siggie.
LAST EDITED ON 01-02-07 AT 04:22 PM (EST)Just wanted to thank everyone for the honor of a nomination and I wanted to congratulate all the loser winners. A special thanks to Tribe for hosting this fun place. I had fun here again with everyone and I am looking forward to Ourtopia!
I want to thank all of you who, along with me, have enjoyed my rock hard abs. I've had an ABsolutely ABtastic time with all of you, including that little night in the hot tub.
I want to thank you for calling me "Sinfully Delicious."
However, there has been a downside to my fame. My time in Loser Lodge has made me quite thin, as you all saw with my fABulous AB sig pic. (btw, tribey, I will always and forever be in your siggie debt for that. Thank you thank you thank you.) When I returned from loser lodge, I kept eating pies, and chocolate cakes, and just about anything I could get my hands on. (No, Dakota, that doesn't include you. Digestion is what counts to get on the caloric intake list.)
Plus, with the holidays and all, I've been able to hang with Kirstie Alley a bit and we've been having our special pie time. The tabloids, regretably, caught me without her - I'll share it with you:
So now instead of this:
I look like this:
Look for me next season on Celebrity Fit Club - Loser Lodge edition. And I do plan on returning for LL:Ourtopia. Hopefully by then, I'll be back to looking like this:
Interestingly enough, I don't have to confess my weight problems to any of you. You have no idea what I look like! And that's why LL is the best place in the world!
> (No, Dakota, that doesn't
>include you. Digestion is
>what counts to get on
>the caloric intake list.)As the Lodge Cookie, I need to know things like this.
LAST EDITED ON 01-03-07 AT 05:53 PM (EST)Wow, my very own sig. First time I actually won something.
Let me say as the winner of the very last Slaggie of the year, how proud I am to be part of this pack of losers. May there be boobies for everyone in the New Year.
>LAST EDITED ON 01-03-07
>AT 05:53 PM (EST)
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>Wow, my very own sig. First
>time I actually won something.
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>Let me say as the winner
>of the very last Slaggie
>of the year, how proud
>I am to be part
>of this pack of losers.
>May there be boobies for
>everyone in the New Year.
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Is this supposed to be code for something?
Wow. Thanks for the award, I think. Sorry this is late but real life has a way of getting in the way sometimes. Not sure why I was thought Worthy of such an award but thanks anyway.
I would like to thank my Lord and savior Jesus Christ, and everyone who voted for me.
LAST EDITED ON 01-21-07 AT 09:03 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 01-09-07 AT 02:29 PM (EST)
"Oh my oh my" she gushes as she rushes the podium and squeezes through her flower sistahs and half of the rescueboat seaman...
I want to thank all of my fellow losers and especially our mighty leader, Uncle Tribey himself...a true master of the game! I also want to thank my fellow losers, Trixie, Dakota, Qwertypie, and of course, Seahorse...very worthy competition, indeed! I want to thank all of you who voted for me, and if you want to see how I gained my reputation, just stop down and see me sometime...Lastly, I want to thank Byoffer, aka Bydangles. You made the game alot of fun this go round, thanks for keeping us all on our toes, among other things! At the very least you gave us a great laugh!
Hope to see you all at OURTOPIA...I'm already planning my entrance...just don't know how to top water skiing with the Democrats???
SMOOCHES***XOXO***To all my fellow losers!
ETA: GUSHES over Tribey...you really are the master and I so love all of your games!!! Your quick wit and humor is what really adds to the fun...you really are wonderful, and all of your wonderful time and effort are so very appreciated....thanks for EVERYTHING you do, for everyone of us! Your devoted fan for life...FloPo
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE! You said "seamen"!
I've been Tribed! And I liked it!