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"AI9 1/26 LA Auditions ECST"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 07:46 PM
Everybody's very happy
'Cause the sun is shining all the time
Looks like another perfect day
I love L.A. (We love it)
I love L.A. (We love it)
We love it

Well other than the deluge they've had lately....

Avril and Katy I think are supposed to be the guest judges tonight.

We'll see if anybody is happy tonight.
You know the drill, text only, save the graphics for the other threads, but leave as much snark as you can on the field of play.

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"RE: AI9 1/26 LA Auditions ECST"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 07:58 PM
Would you marry a woman that

1) Goes on "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?" on the way to the chapel and

2) does so badly they have to give her a few bucks because she busted out and can't even go for the bonus question?

That was what happened when I switched over for AI.

Poor guy.

"Intro"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:00 PM
Ryan at his radio show.

10,000 people at the Rose Bowl.

"RE: Intro"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:02 PM
Hooray for Hollywood intro.

11,000 hopefuls, went up as Ryan drove over to the auditions.

Avril for the first day. She has horns on her hoodie, she's young so she will go easy on them.

"RE: Intro"
Posted by whimsey on 01-26-10 at 08:03 PM
LA - the freaks should come out in force.
"RE: Intro"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:07 PM
Freaks and everyone here and there and wild in between.
"RE: Intro"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:08 PM
What, I thought everyone in LA was supposed to be really grounded and normal?
"Neil Goldstein"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:07 PM
He's smart, and geeky, and draws hearts on mirrors with lipstick while looking like a middle aged woman.

He has a weird vocal tic with the Q&A session.

Rock and Roll Dreams Come True by Meatloaf.

Loses the lyrics.

We are rooting for you
Simon adds, no we are not.

That is not the melody of this song. I don't know what melody he is singing to.

He likes the way he sounded.

Simon. Not suited for this business.

Neil is not leaving and thinks he is great and argues for Simon.

He makes his own reality and he is going to Hollywood.

Goes the wrong way out, and can anyone sweat more than him.

Simon bumped him with the door, I guess lots of IQ points doesn't mean you aren't smart enough to stay out of the way of where doors open.

"RE: Neil Goldstein"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:09 PM
Pretty boy gets a case of the nerves to start.

Then says he's not going anywhere, then he's only going to Hollywood, and then after taking a wrong exit, point himself to the door out.

"RE: Neil Goldstein"
Posted by Estee on 01-26-10 at 08:10 PM
And there goes all the hair gel endorsements Kara could ever want.

I have no idea what he was attempting with the song. That one is begging for pure power and he was treating it as a love ballad.

"RE: Neil Goldstein"
Posted by Belle Book on 01-26-10 at 09:49 PM
I had a feeling it wasn't going to go well even before he forgot the lyrics.

Belle Book

"RE: AI9 1/26 LA Auditions ECST"
Posted by Estee on 01-26-10 at 08:08 PM
I want Avril's hoodie.

On my doorstep by morning will do nicely.

"RE: AI9 1/26 LA Auditions ECST"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:11 PM
She sort of has the look of a wizardess. I can imagine her in Harry Potter.
"RE: AI9 1/26 LA Auditions ECST"
Posted by jbug on 01-26-10 at 08:16 PM
I have no clue who she is
oh well
"RE: AI9 1/26 LA Auditions ECST"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:19 PM
Don't feel bad, I don't either.

I'm so old school I'm looking forward to The Who's halftime show.

"RE: AI9 1/26 LA Auditions ECST"
Posted by jbug on 01-26-10 at 08:22 PM
i think she was afraid of the preacher guy
"RE: AI9 1/26 LA Auditions ECST"
Posted by Estee on 01-26-10 at 08:19 PM
Seriously?

Wow. You've been missing out. And you don't get the hoodie.

"RE: AI9 1/26 LA Auditions ECST"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:11 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com.my/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160385223951
"RE: AI9 1/26 LA Auditions ECST"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:14 PM
You know, they don't call you the Link Queen for nothing!

Good catch.

"RE: AI9 1/26 LA Auditions ECST"
Posted by Estee on 01-26-10 at 08:21 PM
Ooooh... pretty...


"Jim Ranger"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:14 PM
Worship Pastor with three kids.

Song he wrote called Drive

Song ain't bad.

Simon, good voice, authentic.

Avril, Will you travel and stuff if you are a pop star, but you do have a good voice.

Simon yes, Avril, no, Kara (how you can do everything, I don't know)

And he comes out with the golden ticket.

"RE: Jim Ranger"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:15 PM
I like this guy. Dunno how far he'll go with perhaps a limited voice range, but he's good at what he can do.
"RE: Jim Ranger"
Posted by Estee on 01-26-10 at 08:18 PM
Kara worries about his ability to keep his faith going.

Kara worries about another singer with a massive church group on autovote.

"RE: Jim Ranger"
Posted by jbug on 01-26-10 at 08:18 PM
it was not Kara's place to say if he could handle it or not
she's there to judge his voice = that's all
"Talent goes straight to you know where montage"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:15 PM
Be afraid, be very afraid.
"Damien "
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:17 PM
Martial Art Pacifist. Has a note that is a nemesis.

Righteous Brothers: You lost that loving feeling

You've lost the melody, the rhythm, the musicality, and sounds like you popped a vocal cord.

Damien you should just go
On my way.

"RE: Damien "
Posted by Estee on 01-26-10 at 08:19 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-26-10 AT 08:21 PM (EST)

My first thought on seeing him was Why did Dustbin Diamond get a shave and haircut before trying out? And it went about that badly.

"RE: Damien "
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:22 PM
Sayonara!

No omens for this guy.

"Mary Powers"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:25 PM
after the kid montage

Pat Benetar Love is a Battlefield

Simon, good voice, style is cliched
Avril, likes the tone and punk rock.
Randy, love that.

Simon yes and all the rest 4 yeses and through to Hollywood.

"Awwwww"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:25 PM
Kid wants to meet him.
Thinks it must be his kid because she likes the mean.
"RE: Mary Powers"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:27 PM
As soon as I heard her say Pat Benetar, I knew she'd nail it.
"RE: Mary Powers"
Posted by whimsey on 01-26-10 at 08:27 PM
Love her. She won't last.
"Adam clone montage"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:26 PM
"AJ Mendoza"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:28 PM
Gave a demo to Adam who liked it

Cult of Personality by Living Color.

Can that be any more affected?

Simon, went to the dentist ten minutes ago.
Randy, didn't even open your mouth.
Kara, no honey just close that.

Avril. Absolutely not.

"Adam-bashing:"
Posted by Estee on 01-26-10 at 08:31 PM
A sport every network can play!

(They're gonna counterprogram the Super Bowl with it.)

"Coming up...."
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:29 PM
GIRL FIGHT.

Oh please throw your coke in Kara's face.

"Austin Fullmer"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:36 PM
Katy Perry for day two
Thinks the judges coming by helicopter is ridiculous.

Thinks he's really sexual.

Cheap Trick Surrender.

More affectedness.

Katy is scared.
Kara a bit of Jagger. Iggy pop body.

Simon, can't you be happy cleaning water.

Begging to do something else and freaking Simon out.

and it is a no.

"RE: Austin Fullmer"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:38 PM
A glossy black and red striped shirt dude can't contain himself. Hardly an Idol.
"Rejection montage"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:36 PM
Katy asks if the contestants are frisked before they come in
"RE: Rejection montage"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:39 PM
In LA?

Uh, huh.

We're talkin' different hoodies here (which, by the way, just disappeared).

"Andrew Garcia"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:41 PM
Another Dad.
Parents were in gangs. They didn't want that for him.
Gets the full Dad in the kitchen crying backstory.

Sunday Morning.

Simon, only person I genuinely believe is a good singer.
You like music, good choice, difficult to sing.

Kara. Really like you really know what to emphasize.

Randy, Mad vocals.

All Yes.

"RE: Andrew Garcia"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:42 PM
Randy says, you da man.

Great song piece. One more for the top 24.

"RE: Andrew Garcia"
Posted by whimsey on 01-26-10 at 08:45 PM
Absolutely did not need the drippy back story, he's fantastic on his vocals alone.

Did I mention I hate the backstory drama?

"Tasha Layton"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:47 PM
Another minister

Baby baby baby by Josh Stone.

Katy loves a good southern belle.
Simon. Oh happy day medley if you make the top 12.

All yes so off to Hollywood.

"RE: Tasha Layton"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:48 PM
"I'm going to Hollywood!"

That about says it.

"RE: Tasha Layton"
Posted by Estee on 01-26-10 at 08:52 PM
Nope. 'What do I do now?' said it all.
"Jason Greene"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:50 PM
To balance out the wholesome.

He believes in magic.

Divinyls, I touch myself.

Katy looks at Kara like she is insane.

Simon, if you are comfortable on your knees. not going to spend a lot of time.

Just going to vote.

Katy feels dirty and says no, and no all around.

"RE: Jason Greene"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 08:53 PM
Playgirl reject, and that was with the clothes posed on the floor of the stage. Icky.

Song, what song?

"Mega-skeeved!"
Posted by Estee on 01-26-10 at 08:54 PM
Eweweweweeeeeuuuuuww!

Shower! Gotta take a shower nownownow! Gotta get Greene-stink off! Oh, ultra-yuck!

That wants men? Oh, you poor men... No matter what you hear about Ryan, there's no way he could ever go for -- I think I'm gonna be sick...

"Katy vs Kara montage"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:56 PM
"RE: Katy vs Kara montage"
Posted by mrc on 01-27-10 at 02:14 PM
Katy Perry is hot. That is all.
"Orphan GoLytely--last audition of the day"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 08:59 PM
Is it a bad sign when I am sick of someone before I see them audition?

Full sobbackstory treatment.

Stand By Me

Randy. I like you, something interesting about you.
Kara. My favorite today. Look back and say wow, just enough talent to make it worth our while to pimp it.
Katy. This is NOT a Lifetime movie.
Simon, not getting what Kara got. Nice voice, old fashioned.

Small y yes. Katy small y yes. Kara BIG Y, GIANT Y from Randy.

"RE: Orphan GoLytely--last audition of the day"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 09:01 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-26-10 AT 09:02 PM (EST)

Nice song and I liked the way he kept his cool with all the drama on stage. Just a good voice along with nerves like that will get you in the top 24.

(eta) Why... Why! Why? Why.

"Katy backlashes against the sob stories..."
Posted by Estee on 01-26-10 at 09:02 PM
...with the wrong singer.

Nice timing.

"RE: Orphan GoLytely--last audition of the day"
Posted by whimsey on 01-26-10 at 09:03 PM
Orphan GoLytely

*snort*

"22 make it to Hollywood from LA"
Posted by Snidget on 01-26-10 at 09:00 PM
montage of the ones with no story to pimp
"RE: 22 make it to Hollywood from LA"
Posted by Estee on 01-26-10 at 09:03 PM
Does anyone understand the editing on this episode? They were making it look like the biggest disaster since Puerto Rico -- and twenty-two people got through?
"RE: 22 make it to Hollywood from LA"
Posted by cahaya on 01-26-10 at 09:18 PM
Yeah, with so many bad auditions along with the good ones, we get a slice of what our dear judges have to suffer through even with the pre-screening to get them on stage. This week? They did a poor job of selecting known rejects for entertainment.
"RE: 22 make it to Hollywood from LA"
Posted by Tahj on 01-27-10 at 11:43 AM
It's frustrating to me that they never show enough of the people who got golden tickets. I want to see more dammit!


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