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"Top Five Reasons No One Is Watching "Push, Nevada""
Posted by Bebo on 10-09-02 at 08:40 AM
Dave (tapping microphone): Is this thing on?

Paul: I don't think you need it, Dave. There aren't many people here.

Dave: I thought that babe in the blue dress told us there would be a good audience if we showed up.

Paul: Do you believe every babe in a blue dress?

Dave: As long as they're not trying to break into my house. I'll just wait to present the list until more people show up.

Three hours later...

Paul: I don't think anyone else is coming.

Dave: Let's just get this over with, then...from the home office in Push, Nevada...the Top 5 Reasons No One Is Watching "Push, Nevada".

Paul: Where is Push, Nevada? I don't have any music to play, because I don't know where it is.

Dave: Well, that's one blessing.

Paul: And why are we doing only 5? We normally do 10.

Dave: First, it's not on the CSI network...

Paul: You mean CBS, don't you?

Dave: No...have you looked at our lineup recently? And second, since the blue dress babe promised us an audience and no one's here, she's lucky I'm not cutting it down to a Top 3. So here we go!

#5...Not a single J-Lo sighting in the first two episodes.

#4...It's produced by Ben Affleck, but the audience was hoping for a show produced by Casey Affleck.

Dave: Wait a minute, who's Casey Affleck?

Paul: The cuter one.

#3...Viewers are now waiting in diners, trying to curb an inexplicable urge for cherry pie and some damn fine coffee.

#2...Viewers who watch "Survivor" at 8pm Thursdays are entranced by the power of Ghandia's cleavage and can't change the channel at 9.

Paul: Oh, so that's why CSI gets such good ratings.

And the number 1 reason no one is watching "Push, Nevada"...

With a name like "Push, Nevada", the viewers were hoping for porn.

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"RE: Top Five Reasons No One Is Watching "Push, Nevada""
Posted by trigirl on 10-09-02 at 09:48 AM
Ms. Bebo you are a treasure!

"RE: Top Five Reasons No One Is Watching "Push, Nevada""
Posted by sticks on 10-09-02 at 09:48 AM
LMAO Bebo! This was great, all of them. Seriously, Casey is much cuter than Ben and his receding hairline.
"RE: Top Five Reasons No One Is Watching "Push, Nevada""
Posted by Red Lady on 10-09-02 at 05:33 PM
OMH Bebo!! ROFLMAO!!
Love the opening banter the best!
"Dave (tapping microphone): Is this thing on?
Paul: I don't think you need it, Dave. There aren't many people here.
Three hours later...
Paul: I don't think anyone else is coming.
Dave: Let's just get this over with, then..."

You never to cease to amaze! *snickers*

Regards,
*smooches to TriGirl*

"RE: Top Five Reasons No One Is Watching "Push, Nevada""
Posted by Bebo on 10-10-02 at 08:38 AM
>OMH Bebo!! ROFLMAO!!
>Love the opening banter the best!

Thanks for saying that! Writing the banter has always been the toughest part of a TTL (or, in this case, TFL), but I wanted to work on that. Glad you liked it!

"RE: Top Five Reasons No One Is Watching "Push, Nevada""
Posted by sherlock on 10-09-02 at 08:12 PM
LMAO! My favorite: #2!!

Elementary, my dear Watson!

"RE: Top Five Reasons No One Is Watching "Push, Nevada""
Posted by Ra_8secs on 10-11-02 at 03:59 AM
Bebo, does everything have to be a Dave thing?

Funny but, come on

-- Ra, Spinning in geo/helio eccentric orbit

"RE: Top Five Reasons No One Is Watching "Push, Nevada""
Posted by Silvergirl1 on 10-12-02 at 03:51 AM
Very funny and inventive. The TFL is perfect for this situation = half as many episodes, half as many reasons.

Bebo = the Mistress of Comedy on SB.

From the book of Survivor 5:4: Gonedia, when you play with fire, you get burnt.

"RE: Top Five Reasons No One Is Watching "Push, Nevada""
Posted by YumYumsAngel007 on 10-12-02 at 08:04 PM
all hail Bebo. . .
*YumYum bows and starts licking Bebo's stylish blue high heels*

Koko was on the porch, trying to catch mosquitos on the screen, the problem being that they were all on the outside. "And you're supposed to be a smart cat," Qwilleran said.

"RE: Top Five Reasons No One Is Watching "Push, Nevada""
Posted by dj on 10-14-02 at 07:02 PM
LMAO Bebo absolutely hilarious!