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"Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Angelfood on 01-27-04 at 10:25 AM
LAST EDITED ON 01-29-04 AT 04:44 PM (EST)

Start now. Free form. Sunday we will divide into our 3 tribes.
We are on the boat. Get to know your fellow A.S.S.'s. Jiffy - will you do the little intro speech for the viewing audience and advise us how we are to depart from the boat (make it up).

We've all been ASSigned now, so we each have our A.S.S. I hope you like the A.S.S. you got, cause you can only have one A.S.S. But, maybe your A.S.S. will change over time. Usually they become much thinner, maybe muscular. 16 of you will have to drag your A.S.S. back to Loser Lodge. There can be only one Sole All Star Survivor.


Note: I think this season I will start a new thread for every 2 episodes.
ETA: But, we'll start with Just EPISODE 1 first, and see how it goes. thank ya.

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"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-27-04 at 10:36 AM
*lying in a hammock between the two masts being fanned by Vee and Brian, who were told this was the ONLY way they would get on ASS*

Do your own damn intro. I'm busy. Sandra, another daquiri. NOW!

"Day 1 on the Boat"
Posted by KObrien_fan on 01-27-04 at 11:10 AM
Well, this is the first chance to get a look at the other ASSes and OMH thank goodness those biotch's Neleh and Vee aren't here! I wouldn't have minded seeing Pappy though, I could really kick his ASS. And who too pee on now that Johnny didn't make the cut? Oh well.

From S1 we have the biggest ASS Richard Hatch, I hope he doesn't end up on my team. If he does and he goes naked, I will suggest he try the other buff. Susan Hawk, great, the old whiny snake is back, maybe a truck will have hit her and make her smarter. Rudy? OMH the old geezer will spew on and on racist and sexist remarks, great. Jenna Lewis, mother of two, energy like crazy, this one could be dangerous.

From S2 we have all the eye candy I need in the Colbster, I hope I get to go on a reward challenge alone with him, mmmmmmmm. Tina, now she I'm going to have to get rid of early, can't have her plotting and scheming and winning over everyone. Jerri, interesting, I know why Mark Burnett invited her, she will be a pot stirrer. I might be able to use her to my benefit. Alicia, that woman is a threat physically, but I can get her angry at someone else to take the heat off if needed. Amber, wow had to look her up, she was so far under the radar, I better watch her closely this time around.

S3 oh yeah, Ethan! Maybe we can win a 3 way reward with Colby. I might just align myself with him, if for no other reason then to stay warm at night. Lex, oh baby I love this guy! I hope he is still psycotic. Big Tom, now that's a man that everyone will love, I have to get on his good side, I hope he is on my team!

S4 Really, the RobFatha, well I already have the edge on him. An evening drinking and laying underneath mosquito netting does bring two people close together ya know.

S5 Shii Ann? What were they desperate? I have to watch out for the she devil with forked tongue.

S6 Jenna M, bland lucky to have won, and OMH she reminds me of Vee, I have to get rid of her quick! Rob C? Kinda cute, he's been working out, but unless his magic 8 ball can save him, I think his game is old news.

S7 Rupert, blackbeard himself. I bet I can work with him really well, plus between us we ought to be able to provide food for the tribe.

We'll see what kind of changes and twists they throw at us, but I am ready to adapt. Bring it on!

"RE: Day 1 on the Boat"
Posted by BriarRosie on 01-27-04 at 01:36 PM
Oh geez...

Please don't put me with Richard, Sue or Rudy....please don't put me with Richard, Sue, or Rudy...

Hmm, interesting. I see we get *two* Robnoxious types this time.
Memo to me: Wear the buff as a tube top as much as possible.

HEY! No fair! There's another girl out here with MY name!
I'll show HER! Eh, I have a feeling she won't be too much competition for me out here, anyway.

I have to watch out for Lex, Kathy and Colby. If any of them are on my tribe, it might not hurt to get them in an alliance.
Sheesh, it might be nice to actually take advantage of any alliance for once!

I've got to fly under the radar, too. I will be so far UTR that I'll be Stealth Jenna. Bring it on!


Lori


Survivor: Adventurers Club
Outdrink, Outlaugh, Outkungaloosh!

"RE: Day 1 on the Boat"
Posted by ginger on 01-27-04 at 03:07 PM
Side note: Love the "Pee" slogan, Kathy. Who created the wonderful ASS signpics?

"RE: Day 1 on the Boat"
Posted by J Slice on 01-27-04 at 03:27 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-27-04 AT 03:27 PM (EST)

Guess.


Do I have "stupid" written on my forehead?

"RE: Day 1 on the Boat"
Posted by ginger on 01-27-04 at 04:44 PM
My oh-so-subtle hint didn't quite click there, Slice...

Please? With her lovely hersuite underarms?

"RE: Day 1 on the Boat"
Posted by KObrien_fan on 01-27-04 at 07:35 PM
Slicey made the lovely sig pic, I came up with the pee slogan, lol.

"RE: Day 1 on the Boat"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-28-04 at 06:27 AM
>From S2 we have all the
>eye candy I need in
>the Colbster, I hope I
>get to go on a
>reward challenge alone with him,
>mmmmmmmm.

He's mine biatch.

"RE: Day 1 on the Boat"
Posted by KObrien_fan on 01-28-04 at 07:57 AM
It's going to be a heck of a long 39 days if Jiffy continues to read my mind...

"Day 1 - On the Boat (cont.)"
Posted by nailbone on 01-27-04 at 12:22 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-28-04 AT 05:14 PM (EST)

Well, another bunch to outplay and outlast. Some toughies, too. But no more Mister Nice Guy here. I'm gonna find that one person to ally with, could be Tina agian, but THIS time I'm going for the money!! I know Tina will understand.

Oh sh!t, there's Jerri again. If she makes one more crack about me and chocolate syrup, *WHACK*!!

Wonder if they'll let me take my Schick Quattro as my luxury item. It's not nearly as useful as that big flag, but I'll get bucks everytime I get show using it.

Oh yeah, note to self: do NOT use the term "oral" when talking about Mama. Man, that got taken the wrong way last time.

Let's see...who should I partner with....hmmmmm.....


"RE: Day 1 - On the Boat (cont.)"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-27-04 at 12:29 PM
COLBY!!!!!!! *runs over and tackles Colby in a big bear hug* Thank God we've got a real Survivor here. I wouldn't make it the 39 days if I didn't have your smiling face to look forward to every day.

I missed you.

"RE: Day 1 - On the Boat (cont.)"
Posted by KObrien_fan on 01-27-04 at 12:32 PM
Gee Colby looks rather taken by Jeff, maybe I should rethink my alliance with the suck up.

"RE: Day 1 - On the Boat (cont.)"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-28-04 at 07:47 AM
That's the general plan, yes.


Don't you have someone to pee on?

"RE: Day 1 - On the Boat (cont.)"
Posted by nailbone on 01-27-04 at 12:35 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-28-04 AT 05:14 PM (EST)

Ummm...hi, Jeff. How ya been?


"RE: Day 1 - On the Boat (cont.)"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-28-04 at 07:50 AM
Much better now. I was so afraid I'd have nothing to look at but the Fat Naked F*g, Big Scary Hairy, Rupert, Tom's boils, and Rudy's prune-like body.

"RE: Day 1 - On the Boat (cont.)"
Posted by Brownroach on 01-27-04 at 06:31 PM
Draco, this is the most hilarious post I've read all day.
"Thoughts from a Robfather"
Posted by J Slice on 01-27-04 at 12:38 PM
Man... it's good to be back doin' this again. Maybe this time the Godfather can get a little further. Because, y'know, I was pulling the strings last time, and if it weren't for that idiot John, I'da won the whole thing...

People here look pretty familiar...

Richard... man... I hope, I PRAY that fatass won't be walkin' around naked again. I don't think I can deal with that... who else we got... Sue, Rudy,... hmm... that Jenna chick's kinda hot...

Tina... she's toast... I deserve a million, she doesn't, end of discussion... that dude Colby (I could totally kick his pansy Texas ass)... whoa... that finger-waving chick Alicia... she's kinda hot... Jerri... that b!tch is crazy... but damn was she hot in Playboy... and... I have no idea who the hell that other chick is, but she's really hot.

Lex... I'm effing scared of that guy... Big Tom, that fat sick old man... Ethan, little weenie. How the hell did HE win?

ahh, KO! My girl! We could've gone so far together...

Shii Ann... that chick... too smart. talks too much, in my opinion.

Sweet... Jenna. I saw her boobs in Playboy. And that pudgy geek, who also happens to be an Italian Rob. We'll see who's tougher.

and... whoa... that guy's really hairy...


Do I have "stupid" written on my forehead?

"RE: Thoughts from a Robfather"
Posted by ginger on 01-27-04 at 02:56 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-27-04 AT 03:06 PM (EST)

(Checks under arms) Why is that Robfadda guy staring at my pits? Guess he doesn't know what real women look like. What a jerk. Thinks I'm dumb, like he don't have "Stoopid" tattooed on his forehead or somethin...
Damn, I miss the dogs already.

EDITING TO IDENTIFY MYSELF AS THAT FRAGILE DELICATE BLOSSOM, SUE HAWK. Now geddouddahere!

"Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me"
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 01-27-04 at 02:56 PM
Wow! It is so cool that I got a second chance at this, and I can not believe some of the people they have brought back. But, true actress that I am, they will never know what I really think....

Oh lord, theres Richard Hatch and that Jenna broad from S6. Oh man, with all that gratuitous nudity, how am I ever going to get any air time? I'm an actress dammit, and I have to parlay all this into a few more gigs. (Hey, a girls gotta get cast, ya know) I know, I'll just create a lot of sexual tension like I did the last time.

Lets see, what are the possibilities here? Hummmm Jeff looks pretty damned good again, and since I was the first one he kind of crushed on, I can easily sway his attention away from peanut butter and Oreo girl. After all, he liked me first. Lets see, Rudy is too old, and Rupert is a possibility if I feed into his "pirate/wench" fantasies.

Colby looks good enough to dip into chocolate! But he seems to be avoiding me. But there is that Lex guy, with the tatoos...

Lets see, I also need to glob onto someone to fit the father figure. Hummm, Rudy is just to military for me, and Richard is just to creepy....Big Tom however, looks promising. And I know how to play nice to the Texans.

That takes care of most of the men. There are others, but I will just figure them out as I go. As for the women, I am going to have to think a bit longer on that.



"RE: Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-28-04 at 07:54 AM
Hummmm Jeff looks pretty damned good again, and since I was the first one he kind of crushed on, I can easily sway his attention away from peanut butter and Oreo girl. After all, he liked me first.

That's what you think.

"RE: Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me"
Posted by nailbone on 01-28-04 at 10:06 AM
LAST EDITED ON 01-28-04 AT 05:15 PM (EST)

Hey, as long as she stays away from me!


"RE: Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me"
Posted by Sunny_Bunny on 01-28-04 at 10:16 AM
Oh Colby, you are sooooooooooooo last game! I mean really, have you taken a look at Lex?!

"RE: Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me"
Posted by nailbone on 01-28-04 at 12:26 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-28-04 AT 05:15 PM (EST)

Actually, either of the Jenna's look pretty good to me. And until I saw that magazine, I didn't realize how hot Amber is!


"RE: Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me"
Posted by ginger on 01-28-04 at 12:36 PM
I'm tellin ya, ya don't know what a REAL woman is. A real woman has curves. And mudflaps. I could drink you both under the table and still have energy for cow-tippin.


"Pirate Ta-Tas"
Posted by AMAI on 01-28-04 at 12:46 PM
Just don't be showing the world your ta-tas.



"RE: Pirate Ta-Tas"
Posted by ginger on 01-28-04 at 03:18 PM
Yer just jealous cause your people have such tiny ones.



Ginger aside: Okay, that's a little unfair. I have no idea of Miz Hawk actually uses phrases like "you people." It just sounded kind of natural coming from her. Apologies to redneck truckers and all asian posters in advance; the comments made on behalf of Sue Hawk do not reflect the opinions of Host Body Ginger or, for that matter, the actual Sue Hawk.

"RE: Pirate Ta-Tas"
Posted by AMAI on 01-30-04 at 02:39 PM
I don't recall yours being all that large, missy. Your stomach was bigger than your tater-tots.


"RE: Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me"
Posted by BriarRosie on 01-28-04 at 01:50 PM
I promise you that I'll *never* compare you to chocolate. Ever.

Lori


Survivor: Adventurers Club
Outdrink, Outlaugh, Outkungaloosh!

"I'm Here!"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 01-28-04 at 10:47 AM
Why are you all wearing clothes?


"RE: I'm Here!"
Posted by ginger on 01-28-04 at 12:39 PM
I see the snake ain't got no bigger.

Ya know, I always kinda thought you might have given me a little of that cash, bud. You have MY vote to thank for that. The guys around here aren't paying enough attention to me. Ya think I should lose the thong and go nekkid too?


"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Corvis on 01-28-04 at 12:45 PM
Internal monologue...

I better be on the same tribe as Richard. How else can I prove that I am the greatest Survivor strategist of all time? Oooh. There's Jerri and Alicia. So hot. I can't believe I am standing so close to them. That Alicia can wag her finger in my face any day. Back to the game. The game. Gotta focus on the game... Oooh Amber. Where did you get those? I don't remember them from the Stuff layout... Game! Game! Let's see... who else is a threat? Shii Ann? Nah, she made the stupidest move ever last time. Kathy, though, I better watch out for her. And there's Colby. Stupidest player ever. Go back to your Schick commercials, buddy. This game is for the players.

"Hey, Amber, plant yourself right here. I got some tips for you."

PS Can someone make me a better sig pic than that one? Please?

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by J Slice on 01-28-04 at 12:56 PM

this ok?


Do I have "stupid" written on my forehead?

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Corvis on 01-28-04 at 12:57 PM
That's great! Thanks so much!

Corvis

"Yo! Slice!"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 01-28-04 at 01:38 PM
Make Richard a sig pic, wouldya hon?


"your wish?"
Posted by J Slice on 01-28-04 at 01:48 PM
is my command.


Do I have "stupid" written on my forehead?

"RE: your wish?"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 01-28-04 at 01:51 PM
Vary nice...

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by BriarRosie on 01-28-04 at 06:51 PM
Wow, I must be chopped liver or something. Rob C. didn't give me a second glance...


Lori


Survivor: Adventurers Club
Outdrink, Outlaugh, Outkungaloosh!

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Corvis on 01-29-04 at 04:41 PM
Aw, Jenna, Jenna, Jenna. You got kids. Do I look like Daddy material to you? Stick with Ethan. He founds charities for kids.

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by geg6 on 01-29-04 at 09:21 AM
Okay, gotta put the pirate face back on. These people don't know me any other way so I gotta let them know whose island this really is.

There's that jerk, Hatch. Wait a minute! Is that my skirt he has on? Doesn't matter. I'll kick his butt into next week and steal it back. Colby and Ethan? Another couple of butthead jocks like Shawn and Burton. I swear, if they make fun of my buttcrack, they'll be walking the plank.

Now who can I get into my harem this time? Hmmm, I think maybe Jenna L. and Amber are sweet young things and not near as annoying as Christa. I don't think they're meth heads anyway; hard to tell about Amber since I don't think anyone's ever heard her speak.

And I just love that Kathy! She could be like a sister to me. And unlike Sandra, she actually might win a challenge or two. I kinda like that Lex, too. We have kinda the same temper...I mean temperament.

That idiot from Boston? That joker that actually thinks he's running the whole show like the Godfather? Well, I'm like Tony Soprano and he's my Big Pussy. I'll feed him to the sharks.

Hmmm, if anyone is going to tell a lotta lies this time, it's gotta be Rob C. I'll give him this, though, at least when he tries to be funny he actually is.

The rest of this bunch, forget them. This is my adventure and they just don't count. Now, I've got to figure out when I'm going to have a chance to get my hands on all of their shoes.

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-29-04 at 09:45 AM
Just please wear something under your skirt this time, Rupe. Between you, Jenna, and Hatch, we're going to have to blur out half the screen. And it might accidentally cover Colby, and we can't have that.

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by nailbone on 01-29-04 at 10:31 AM
No way I'm goin' nekkid!! Nuh-uh!!

Unless Mama says it's OK.


"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-30-04 at 07:09 AM
For the next 39 days, I'm your mama.


"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 01-29-04 at 10:05 AM
Wow. That Rupert is as big as a bear...

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-29-04 at 10:13 AM
Ok, *this* is now the funniest post in the thresd. Now I have to get some Sharkie wipes for my monitor...


"Won't it be dull when we rid ourselves of all these demons haunting us, to keep us company?"
Start Weight:339 Last Weigh-in:281.5 Loss To Date:-57.5

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by geg6 on 01-29-04 at 10:33 AM
Just stay the hell away from me, Hatch! I know I have issues with being liked, but there's a limit to how much I WANT to be liked.

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by ginger on 01-29-04 at 02:56 PM
Ya know, that Rupert guy looks better in a skirt than me.

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by geg6 on 01-29-04 at 03:17 PM
....and by WHO!!!!

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 01-29-04 at 03:54 PM
I look better in a skirt than you. Better naked, too.

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by nailbone on 01-29-04 at 04:17 PM
I look better nekkid that both y'all, but you aren't gonna see it!

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by J Slice on 01-29-04 at 04:26 PM
Ohh, shaddup alla yas.

I'm way bettah lookin.


Do I have "stupid" written on my forehead?

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by nailbone on 01-29-04 at 04:29 PM
What'd y'all say? Y'all shore talk funny.

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by ginger on 01-29-04 at 04:55 PM
I doan see nothin rong wid the way the guy talks, jerk.


"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by RollDdice on 02-04-04 at 03:08 AM
We'll it's obvious you all flunked the Accent Reduction Seminar I put you through.

I suppose I'll have to hit CBS up for more money so we can Close Caption the whole d@mn show.


Either that, or buy everyone in America a decoder ring. Yes, I'm looking at you, Hawk.

"I am the Camera Woman...."
Posted by echogirl on 01-29-04 at 04:30 PM
I am everywhere you are Colby. I film you when you sleep. I film you when your nekkid. I even film you when you pee. Oh what we have to edit out! But one day dear Colby I will sell those nekkid pictures of you on eBay.

So how about a confessional dear It's only you and me. Nobody else around.

"RE: I am the Camera Woman...."
Posted by nailbone on 01-29-04 at 04:35 PM
Well, whataya wanna know? I'm really lookin' forward to playin' the game, even though some people (Varner) say I don't have my heart in it. Hell, I don't need to do it again. I'm making pretty good bank with my Schick commercials.


"Tell me what you REALLY think about Jerri"
Posted by echogirl on 01-29-04 at 04:45 PM
It's just the camera and me. And Jerri won't hear a thing. It's your first confessional Colby, make it a good one!

"RE: Tell me what you REALLY think about Jerri"
Posted by nailbone on 01-29-04 at 05:01 PM
Jerri? Yeah, she's hot. Of course she is! So is Amber, and Alicia, and both Jennas. But I can't let her, or any of these other women, distract me from the game.

"Come to mamma, pretty boy."
Posted by Angelfood on 01-29-04 at 05:14 PM
"RE: Come to mamma, pretty boy."
Posted by nailbone on 01-29-04 at 05:20 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-29-04 AT 05:21 PM (EST)

You're not MY mama!! My mama never dressed like that. At least not for anybody but me anyway.

"Finger Waving...."
Posted by echogirl on 01-29-04 at 05:41 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-29-04 AT 05:42 PM (EST)

Alicia, I'm sure your disappointed Kimmi wasn't invited back. So tell me Alicia, which ASS will get the finger this year?

*official Be the ASS cameragirl*

"RE: Finger Waving...."
Posted by Angelfood on 01-29-04 at 06:11 PM
good question,

*stoops down for confessional*
which a.s.s. will NOT get the finger this year?
less to count that way,

Alicia, per Cbs news:
“God, that finger. It follows me everywhere I go. Well, you know, I'm going to keep the finger in my pocket. But I got a different one for them this time, and it's not the one you're thinking of.”

now, I'm not sure HOW to take that one.

any guesses?

"Cut!"
Posted by echogirl on 01-29-04 at 06:15 PM
Very good Alicia. I'm sure MB will love this little confessional!
"RE: I am the Camera Woman...."
Posted by ginger on 01-29-04 at 04:57 PM
Yeah, I've been asked to do ads for those Venus razers. But they don't seem to really cut through the hair, y'know?


"RE: I am the Camera Woman...."
Posted by Angelfood on 01-29-04 at 04:36 PM
That is brilliant Echogirl. I hadn't thought of that.
You post as often as you want, girlfriend.



"RE: I am the Camera Woman...."
Posted by echogirl on 01-29-04 at 04:42 PM
Thanks! I missed the signup darnit I don't bash that often but this looks like fun! I will corner these 18 Survivors and make them confess! What you say away from your tribe members can be very revealing!

"RE: I am the Camera Woman...."
Posted by Angelfood on 01-29-04 at 05:10 PM
You are On the official line up now, sweets.

"RE: I am the Camera Woman...."
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-30-04 at 07:14 AM
Note to self: Have dailies constantly piped into my luxury suite.


SWOOP!

"Yes dear..."
Posted by echogirl on 01-30-04 at 12:54 PM
BTW Jiffy dear tell MB I'm ready to renegotiate my contract. It seems with the increased prize money our budget has been slashed and our workload increased. Not only do I have to film these morons all day and all night; I have to bring you coffee and massage your stinky feet. If you ask me to strip for peanut butter I may just have to quit.

*official be the ass cameragirl*

"RE: Yes dear..."
Posted by Oscirus on 01-30-04 at 05:23 PM
Hey Camera lady how about an interview with big tom. Hey we can even do this interview naked.



big tom has alot of love to give

"Howdy Tom!"
Posted by echogirl on 01-30-04 at 05:41 PM
Just make yourself comfortable on that log over there and I'll get my camera set up. Okay we're rolling!

So tell me Tom, did you have more fun pulling the tick off of Lindsey's butt or bathing Lil' Kim? Do you plan on similar antics with the ASS Girls? And will the boil make a reappearance? And lastly, will the two Robs make better alliance buddies than Ethan and Lex?

*official be the ass cameragirl*

BTW can I get a be the ass siggie too?

"RE: Howdy Tom!"
Posted by Oscirus on 01-31-04 at 10:39 AM
ok well the most fun came from bathing Kim because Lindsey had the most noxious farts and Im the only one allowed to do those.
I do haveplans for a golden shower from kathy a little alone time with my china doll and some bathing time with amber. as for the boil thats only if Sue iis aroun for too long. Hell naw they eat pork Ethan didnt eat pork, plus im gonna have to waatch the fat one around the beans.
So what do you think of some more alone time with Big Tom


Big Tom has alot of love to give

"Squelching the crew uprising"
Posted by RollDdice on 02-04-04 at 03:22 AM
It's always money and perks with you camera people.

Before you dream up your next outrageous demand, think about this; The entire crew on Fox's My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance would happily swim here from California with a stack of hundred dollar bills clenched in their teeth to work on All Star Survivor.

Oh, before I forget. Can you climb into that coconut tree and hang from your ankles? I think I can get a good shot of the beach that way and save a fortune on the helicopter rental. Thanks hon, you have the heart of a koala bear.


Mark "The Beloved" Burnett

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-30-04 at 07:11 AM
Hey camera woman! I've got a special assignment for you...

"Yes...."
Posted by echogirl on 01-30-04 at 12:57 PM
*Bows at Jiffy's feet*

At your service dear....

*official be the ass cameragirl*

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by geg6 on 01-30-04 at 09:45 AM
RRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!

Doesn't matter, Hatch. I'm gonna get more camera time than you anyway because this is MY tribe, MY island, and MY adventure. And don't you forget it, loser.

"Chapera hook-ups???"
Posted by Angelfood on 01-29-04 at 05:00 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-29-04 AT 05:19 PM (EST)

OK, Chapera!
Just wanna give a shout out to all my team-mates. I know we'll be kicking some A.S.S's. We are strong. And we will win. Cause we want it more. We are hungrier for it, and we are gonna take it YO!

Now, lets see who is here.
Sue - hmmn, another strong woman. I like that. I'm not threatened tho cause her mouth will get her in trouble before mine will.
Amber - Now, how'd I get unlucky enough for this crud? could be worse, could be jerri. then again, maybe little leech girl will be MY follower this time. Right on!
Rob C - Not my type.
Rob M - Snarky. Hmmn. Better keep him close.
Tom - I really love Tom. (that's what Jeff varner said). I don't know what he'll think of me.

So, Rob C. looks smitten with Amber.
Tom and Sue look like they in Pig Heaven together.
That leaves me...

the Robfather.

Do you think you can handle all this?!?!?!

I got my red bikini on.

"RE: Chapera hook-ups???"
Posted by ginger on 01-29-04 at 06:40 PM
Damn. Thought I'd look smaller next to my buddy Tom there. Course, if my husband would just do a little more work around the house, I'd have time ta work out and stuff. Cause I'd look just as good as that Lamber chick if I really wanted to.

Still missing my dogs.


"jenna m"
Posted by cqvenus on 01-29-04 at 07:03 PM
i know it's wrong to risk it again, but i'm such a DAW i just *had* to leave my dying mother for the chance to expose myself again on national TV.

~ cq


-- don't hate the player, hate the game

"RE: jenna m"
Posted by ginger on 01-30-04 at 03:56 PM
Ya know, that's really pretty insensitive. And damn funny.


"i picked jenna"
Posted by cqvenus on 01-31-04 at 09:48 AM
specifically as an outlet for being insensitive.

~ cq


-- this is going to be great evil fun

"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Oscirus on 01-30-04 at 10:51 AM
On this boat again this time is gonna be different.Lets see theres those two Jennas over there they are pretty hot wouldnt mind them two on my tribe. Theres little amber maybe I kin git her to sit on my lap while U tell her a few stories. Alicia is pretty feisty right up big toms alley.Tinas also one that tom would like to know better. Kathy likes peeong on people which is pretty freaky maybe if I play my cards right I kin git her to give me one o them special showers. Hey Jew boys back maybe I kin git him to bid wit me for some more bacon. Is that Sue a man or a woman big tom sure would like to find out these answers up close and personal. They even threw in a little asian girl woohoo.

Hey Jeff why are there 17 players on this boat are we having a special edition of survivor or sumthin?


"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Draco Malfoy on 01-30-04 at 11:03 AM
Don't worry about it. Have some french fried taters.


"RE: Be the A.S.Survivor - Pregame Discussion"
Posted by Ra_8secs on 01-30-04 at 03:35 PM
crap, I'm supposed to write something already?
I'm still trying to get my fantasy football team together.

-- Ra, Spinning in geo/helio eccentric orbit

"(Following review of new Varner material...) HEY RICH!"
Posted by ginger on 01-30-04 at 03:57 PM
Gotta match?


"RE: (Following review of new Varner material...) HEY RICH!"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 01-30-04 at 04:29 PM
Yeah. Hold out your hand...

"RE: (Following review of new Varner material...) HEY RICH!"
Posted by ginger on 01-30-04 at 04:43 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-30-04 AT 04:50 PM (EST)

Wow, a Zippo, too?

You would have done the same thing if I pulled yer finger!


"RE: (Following review of new Varner material...) HEY RICH!"
Posted by Devious Weasel on 01-30-04 at 04:44 PM
My finger is all you're pulling, Sue.

"RE: (Following review of new Varner material...) HEY RICH!"
Posted by ginger on 01-30-04 at 04:48 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-30-04 AT 04:50 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 01-30-04 AT 04:49 PM (EST)

S'okay. Alicia's finger is bigger, anyway.

"RE: (Following review of new Varner material...) HEY RICH!"
Posted by BriarRosie on 01-30-04 at 06:09 PM
Uh, TMI! TMI! <holding hands over my ears> ::lalalalalalaaaaa::


"RE: (Following review of new Varner material...) HEY RICH!"
Posted by Angelfood on 01-31-04 at 07:56 AM
and so are my cahones.

"RE: (Following review of new Varner material...) HEY RICH!"
Posted by Corvis on 01-30-04 at 07:27 PM
You're taking the whole ASS thing a little far, Rich...

"Tina calls a meeting"
Posted by AugustGirl on 01-30-04 at 08:12 PM
Hi ya'll. I just wanted to gather everyone together to wish us all a good time and good luck before all the fun starts. Now everyone shake hands and let's have a big ole group hug. *hugs* Let's all play nicely and have fun, okay? Okay!

Now, ya'll go on back to what you were doin' and don't mind me. I'll just sit back, keep quiet, play the Soccer Mom and slowly but surely make my way to F2. Again. *waves to Colby*

*imagine a nifty keeno JSlice-made Tina sigpic right here*

*waves to Slicey*

*hint hint*

"Notice: Please sign up for PTB..."
Posted by Angelfood on 01-31-04 at 08:07 AM
If you havent already.

Its echogirl's PTB game, on the Fanatics thread.
You get to do a cool player profile (i had fun with that), and only takes a few mins.