I'll just be the secretary outside, listening in, if that's ok. I know she looks nothing like THIS, but here goes:

Can these people get ANY more stupid?? OR hung up on their egos?? BTW, way to go, Nelly, telling off the Donald like that! Can't tell you how many times the office staff has wanted to do that-we've even had a pool out for the first person who would, but it's always a 'no go'. You know, not good for future references, and all that.

Omarosa, you're a face I never thought would be seen here again, but I actually think you're doing a much better job than anyone expected. You've gone beyond perfected both of your faces, and polishing up those gnarly teeth of yours. You may not know this, but I've over-heard the Donald talking about how much he enjoys his bantering with you, not to mention your implants.....

Piers, I don't get what it is about you that every one hates. Personally, I'd date you in a heartbeat, if you ever noticed that I existed. I have counted how many hairs are in your nose many times-you know, the way you look at me makes it incredibly easy!

Tito-sorry, dude, I don't do sign language, and I never knew who you were until now, and that's just not saying much. But I guess you're pretty nice. You smile a lot.

Lennox-thanks for fumigating the office-it's needed it for several weeks now. Can't tell you how many cockroaches I've killed with my bare feet.

Ladies-keep on keeping on, but I can tell you, it just won't do a lot of good. The Donald isn't that crazy about women, with the exception of Ivanka and Milana. He'll find a way to fire you all before this is all over-let's just say I heard it through the grape vine, and leave it at that. No, Vinnie didn't pass me any notes.....he he.

You think? You speak?

*points*
YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

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(out of char): You are hired, nice character idea. Keep it up!

Good riddance to you and the other ny quitter

Some big boss man you are. I? do all the creative work - come up with the perfect slogans every week and you? forget that I'm even here.
Well, I could stalk off and cry like Baldwin
or go play that gig I had scheduled (you do know I interrupted a tour for this don't you?)

But, I'm a good ole country boy and when we say we'll do something, we see it thru.

Just so you remember where all the good ideas are coming from....

And I can't believe you're letting that 'roso gal keep hanging out here. She's PM twice and lost both times.... sheesh! what's up?

Trump why do you keep encouraging the ny qyitter and the white house maid to go against me? It isnt my fault that they keep getting verbally smackdowned by my vastly superior intelligence.It's bad enough that us four ugly blokes havee to take on those glamourous ladie....... and Omarosa. Hopefully you fired that rosa girl or I am going to have to humiliate that woman some more. Why wasn't Ivanka in the boardroom? Was it because she keeps making googly eyes at me?

::Sigh:: Come on girls, I know you can win more then once...Omarosa that was smarht of you to bring back Nellie when you suddnely remember how my dad was gunning for her before. But that "can't we be here together" crap isn't fooling anyone...

Caroyln who?