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"Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.3"
Posted by Angelfood on 01-17-08 at 10:50 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-18-08 AT 00:08 AM (EST)

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The battle of the sexes rages on as the Gene Simmons Show continues!

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"*thud!*"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 01-18-08 at 02:20 AM
Okay, the guy was a chick magnet in spite of the hair. He should have borrowed my hat from last week. I know why he took me into the boardroom. Manly man that he was, he'd rather die than admit he was wrong....., so die he did.

But..... now I know who to take into the board room with me, I know who to set up, I know who Mr. Trump wants to kill.

On another subject entirely: me.
Damn. I came off as the good guy this week. I hate that. Bad guy = face time. Piers is stealing my thunder, so I'm going to have to stop flying under that damn radar. Piers doesn't do a bloody thing except whine all of the time. At least I had the grace to stand in the path of a falling ceiling in order to get more face time.
My evil plan? Get rid of Piers. I want my face time back.

"RE: *thud!*"
Posted by Angelfood on 01-18-08 at 09:06 AM
Ahmarosa,

Since Gene is gone, you'll get more face time, i promise,dear. And we included lots of snippets from you about Gene. How much did Marilu say last night? That's right - nada.

And if you want time, you'll have to fight Piers for it.

*Schedules mud-wrestling match for Piers vs. Omarosa after Apprentice season ends*

hehe.

"RE: *thud!*"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 01-18-08 at 08:48 PM
*kiss kiss* Hello Mr. Trump. You know I'm right as usual. I love you Mr. Trump. You are the greatest Mr. Trump.

Mud wrestle Piers? I laugh — haha. I wouldn't even be in the same room with, what was his name again? He is not important enough for me.

Rats! Cactus Bill is too tired to give me any good lines. He can't even get a good snark going. *sigh* It's Cactus Bill's fault, not mine.

"RE: *thud!*"
Posted by Angelfood on 01-19-08 at 12:13 PM
..

I notice that you never correct my mispronunciation of your name, Ahmorosa.

"RE: *thud!*"
Posted by Sagebrush Dan on 01-19-08 at 01:06 PM
LAST EDITED ON 01-19-08 AT 01:08 PM (EST)

Oh, Mr. Trump, anything you say or do is fine with me. But AHmorosa is close enough. What bothered me ever so slightly was that certain person — I can't remember if it was a man or woman, but then I don't care anyway — Said A-morosa with the A pronounced precisely the same way some would say it in "bad" or "sad". And I tell you, Mr. Trump, I am not a bad person or am I ever sad. No way, Mr. Trump, that is not me. I am always positive and look at the bright side of life. I always say there is no reason to get angry because, after all, I am here and I'm never an angry person. I am not a spiteful or vengeful person — DON'T YOU TAKE THAT MIKE AWAY FROM ME!!!! — I am as sweet as anyone can be. Those women I'm with reject me, Mr. Trump, because to be quite truthful, they're jealous of me. I make them all insecure. I am so good and they're such failures in life that they can't stand my presence — HEY! WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT ##### CAMERA!!!?! YOU COME BACK HERE! I'M OMAROSA, I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS. BRING BACK THAT MIKE! THIS IS.....


"RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.3"
Posted by newsomewayne on 01-18-08 at 08:19 AM
I'm glad everyone watching last night got to see who really is the smart Baldwin.


I don't care who the project manager is. Don't you know I'm in charge!?

"RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.3"
Posted by Angelfood on 01-18-08 at 09:04 AM
Alec?


And... he dissed on tv, dude. "No one is more full of ##### than Stephen."


"RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.3"
Posted by mistyrose52 on 01-18-08 at 09:17 AM
LAST EDITED ON 01-18-08 AT 10:08 PM (EST)

Jennie here. You know, the OTHER ONE that got brought into the board room last night?? What was THAT all about??

All I can figure is that Gene 1: loves being surrounded by beautiful women; or 2: was on a suicide mission.

I'm leaning towards number two at this point. He talks a big line, but I think he really was just tired of trying to be the BIG LEADER of every one. Eventually he was going to fall, and how better to be fired, then to go out saying that he was unjustly ruled the loser, right??

What a peice of work that man is! Did he NOT see me bringing people in to get their pictures taken, to go inside that stupid little mobile thing that he and the others set up? HE was the one who sent Nely to that meeting, instead of going himself! He was watching last week when she cruicified herself in that boardroom, and sent Nadia home! BUT who gets blamed for it?? ME!

Ok, you just wait until I DO step up to the plate. You think I don't know how to step up to home plate?? THAT'S WHAT I DO, BOYS!! You just wait until Jenny is in the lead-THEN we'll see a win!! In the meantime, I'm laying low, and letting Omarosa and Piers take the spotlight-I thought that would work for me, but not so much last night, huh? Gotta find a better strategy.....maybe I should call some of my Hall of Famer's-the ones who aren't up on charges, anyway........

"RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.3"
Posted by kingfish on 01-18-08 at 10:11 AM
the Hair: "What about you, Marilu, who do YOU think should go?"

Me: OK, Oh gosh, this has got to be a trick question, there has never been a bigger misdirection in the history of the universe,...but what can I do, I'm just a Celebrity (and I have celebrity friends).... Oh gosh, what do I do?....

"Uh..Uh.. Gene? Cause he didn't go see the clients????"

What?...that seems to be a good answer! Mr. Trump is pleased? I have this uncontrollable urge to lick his leg. Maybe next week he'll let me go boss those men around. That Trace seems like he could appreciate a mature woman. Who knows celebrities. Whoops...hot flash...dying here....

And then there's my Big Pussy, I just adore him. What we really need is a really big Pussy on our team. We have enough vajaja's already, what we need a a genuine David Chase Certified Big growed-assed Pussy.


Angelfood

"RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.3"
Posted by jbug on 01-18-08 at 11:53 AM
This one's for you Gene: ~~hrumppppp throat clearing~~~~

You're the stubborn one
My great-granddaddy's son
The one who drank his whiskey from a coffee cup
Time has stripped you of
So many things you love
But you keep fightin' on
Cause you're the stubborn one
You're the stubborn one

Yeah, the stubborn one
You're the stubborn one


"RE: Be the Celebrity Apprentice 7.3"
Posted by buckeyegirl on 01-21-08 at 11:36 PM
See what happens when someone crosses my dad or I? *shakes head* Gene, my dad was really trying to keep you from getting fired. Why didn't you bring Nely into the boardroom?


Still wondering why you brought back Omarosa and Jenny to the boardroom