Dang, I can't even spell her name, but she is my Arizona U of A best of all time ever pitcher, and I wanna be just like her, ok?? OK?? OK?? Am I IN??? She is so beautiful, down to earth, and not your normal Nadia K. jock! Really-she is super-model material with an 80+ MPH arm!

So, OK, I'll be Jennie, and I'll whip some bootie, while I'm at it, ok? I forget how to download, so if anyone would be nice enough to remind me, I'd be more than happy to do that-cause I'm sure you want to see her pretty face every time I/she wants to make a statement. And I KNOW she'll have a few things to say against the big "O".

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I'd be more than honored to accept the role of Mistress of the Dark, She Who Shall Not Be Named, the Patron Saint of all Esteeness, the High Goddess of Wasted Space in the Universe: Omarosa! Villainess!

I? am Omarosa, not Amarosa like that dumb Brit tried to rattle me with. I think he is British. I do not pay attention to what country he is from. I do not even know if he is a man. I pay no attention to him. It is his fault. Shut up! I am talking here. No one ever gives me a chance to talk.

So, where the ##### is my ##### matching siggie! I, a former White House employee, demand a ##### siggie. It is my right, it is who I am. It is me — the one who gave Mr. Trump the idea for Apprentice in the first place — I am naturally entitled to the finest siggie that any of you lowlifes are groveling to give me. I will be taking submissions with my wine at precisely 2 PM this afternoon. If I am not there, then it is your fault for not knowing that I would not be there. It is Mr. Trump's fault for not knowing that you would not know that I may not be there at 2 PM. You are all fools. I don't know why I bother with you. It is your fault that I bother with you.

As Angelfood starts to realize the full extent of what she's done...

'I believe there's a power out there greater than humanity. I don't necessarily believe it's benevolent.'

mmm... nope. Looks perfectly normal to me. Yup. *nods*

(note: loving it already Sage Dan, thanks!)

Oh, am I supposed to do Siggies? well, i stink, but i'll get on it right away, Sir.. err, Ma'am. Shoot. Please don't hurt me for that. *cowers*

Sometimes, if you're really sweet, you can finagle one of the regular siggie makers to do it for you.

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I'll try Marilu.

A couple of ideas immediately arise. And if I miss a episode or a dozen, if I am occasionally a no show, I figure that will be the essence, a personality home run if you will.

But, I'll try not to be a killjoy, Mostly, I just kill threads (my helicopter dance is deadly to threads), so I'll try my best to make MH the hit of the show.

I need background so pardon me while I make up some juicy stuff. Rumor has it that she has started and stars in her own lesbian oil body painting performance art gallery. And mated with the Gorn - two aborted offspring one more that lived, sex as yet undetermined. Had one arm amputated so that she could install a large enough heroin drip. Haunts the amputation ward of several charity hospitals in order to gather enough meat for her homeless shelter food lines.

Regretfully, this means I actually have to watch this travesty. My sacrifice is your........ words fail me.

I'm sure it will be something, though, and you can have it.

What's the over/under on 'Pussy' refs? And is the filter going to be turned off for this show? I kinda hope Pastore goes early so that we can get on with more original ideas, but, while he's there, I think MH might have to complain about problems with her P.

OK, tangential my question to any NJ residents, or anyone who knows. How can a Mafia character be nicknamed Big Pussy, and not murder anyone who uses it? With everyone, friends, friend's wives, friend's kids, everyone calling him that?

I think Marilu and Carol should have a fight about their BP.

Great to have u.
I don't know what the rule is on BP refs, but we've been very innuendo-bad on some Surv seasons long ago, so maybe innuendos will be ok (don't ask me, tho, I'm not a decision-maker). I like the ones you've made already - lol. And i'm just calling him Big Puss, tho BP works also.

If you miss a few eps, or more - no biggie. sometimes, you can read a recap after and post a few lines - and works just as well, for this show. LOL. plus, the website always has scenes on video. Heck, even i miss eps.

LAST EDITED ON 01-08-08 AT 06:31 AM (EST)

What's the over/under on 'Pussy' refs?

You'll need a baseline.

http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID89/51.shtml

There are several summaries out there where I honestly don't know why the writer wasn't banned. This was one of them.

*reads that section and giggles in Innuendo-delight*

My favorite Be the game!! ::sigh:: Can I be Ivanka if she's not taken?

::sigh:: I do miss Carolyn and George. Ivanka and Don jr. just aren't the same.