Are you dreaming of being a star?
Do you have what it takes?
Will you give all in the boudoir
Just to be with Shakes?
It all seems so confusing to me
Some have called it unfair.
The boards have been in a frenzy
As all discuss the affair.
What’s next for this contrived charade
Will it all end real soon?
Or will we endure a long parade
Of characters in Shakes cartoon?