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"Be The Skating Celebrity 1.3"

Posted by survivorscott on 02-01-06 at 02:54 PM
LAST EDITED ON 02-01-06 AT 05:27 PM (EST)

Since Scott is out enjoying his man crush on Bruce I thought I would bring up a great injustice.

Why is it that a has been actress falls and her partner slams her chin in the ice gets a better score than I the queen of 80's teen pop?

I skated cleanly. I may have to spray some "electric youth" cologne in their eyes to clean them out and they can see better.

P.S. Peggy Flemming is so much better than Dorothy Hamil


Come in a stranger,leave a little stranger


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"RE: Be The Skating Celebrity 1.3"
Posted by StarryLuna on 02-01-06 at 03:49 PM
Why is it that a has been actress falls and her partner slams her chin in the ice gets a better score than I the queen of 80's teen pop?

What the hell are you talking about?


Don't call me Buffy.


"RE: Be The Skating Celebrity 1.3"
Posted by beckettrep on 02-03-06 at 09:31 AM
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>>P.S. Peggy Flemming is so much
>better than Dorothy Hamil
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>Come in a stranger,leave a little
>stranger


NOT! Peggy Fleming is just soooooooooooo boring


"RE: Be The Skating Celebrity 1.3"
Posted by Sahara on 02-05-06 at 11:37 AM
And Peggy doesn't give me a lovely basket of candy and flowers after the show like Dorothy does. The meaner the other two judges are to us, the bigger the basket (because she knows how wonderful I really am).



"RE: Be The Skating Celebrity 1.3"
Posted by DooWahDitty on 02-05-06 at 12:00 PM
Oh, puh-leeeeeze, we're talkin bout bouquets now?

I got all these injuries and I still skate better'n the resta ya.


OO! OO! This is kOOL! I'm a krappy skater with injuries to boot and I'm still gonna win!


"RE: Be The Skating Celebrity 1.3"
Posted by Sahara on 02-05-06 at 11:30 AM
Hey, did everybody like my outfit? It flatters my figure perfectly, don't you think? I hate it when they put all that extra material in the chest area.

I have been practicing a new phenomenon that people call "laughing". It still feels quite awkward, since I am much more used to what some tell me is wailing.

Okay, here it goes...ahemmmm....

*WAAAAha* *WAAAAha* *WAAAAha*

*WAAAAAAAAAAAA* I can't even laugh right. *sniff* I am going to sue that Tonya for stealing my laughter and ruining my life. *sniff*


I am hoping that if we act goofy enough, nobody will notice Dave's miserable lack of skating (mine, of course, is still pristine and breathtaking).