LAST EDITED ON 05-30-01 AT 01:49 AM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 05-30-01 AT 01:48 AM (EST)

Wake up all you clown lovers - this is what you are supporting:

http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/cgi-bin/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=324&forum=DCForumID6&omm=0

>I am not Jesus......C’mon guys, I’m a much better Jew than that traitor.

Now this must make all you Christians feel all warm and fuzzy inside about your clown. This is what your clown has to say about your Lord who die for you, a painful death on the cross...

This is how he controls you:

>I have been silently and subliminally manipulating you, the good people of the SB.com community, since the day I first showed up.

>Sometimes the manipulation was subtle, such as this clip from my first Boot Camp summary:

>Other times, the manipulation was not so subtle, such as this clip from my last Temptation Island summary:

This is how he respect you:

>I’m running out of time since the PC was supposed to start 5 minutes ago...oh well, if you’re gonna piss everyone off, you might as well be late as well.

>It was always my plan to try and infultrate a website

>-Benedict Shakes

I once thought your were smart people - now I'm not so sure. Take your blinders off.

• RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,PepeLePew13, 01:54 AM, 05-30-01
  • RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,STCisEvil, 02:24 AM, 05-30-01
    • RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,sleeeve, 02:30 AM, 05-30-01
• RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,larman, 02:01 AM, 05-30-01
• This is the real STCisEvil,sleeeve, 02:26 AM, 05-30-01
  • RE: This is the real STCisEvil,PepeLePew13, 02:45 AM, 05-30-01
  • RE: This is the real STCisEvil,STCisEvil, 02:54 AM, 05-30-01
• STCisEvil is THE evil one!,George Tirebiter, 03:00 AM, 05-30-01
  • RE: STCisEvil is THE evil one!,PepeLePew13, 03:12 AM, 05-30-01
    • Nevertheless...,AyatollahKhomeini, 03:24 AM, 05-30-01
• RE: Response........,Dalton, 03:56 AM, 05-30-01
  • RE: Response........,ItzLisa, 06:14 AM, 05-30-01
• RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,IceCat, 07:10 AM, 05-30-01
  • RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,SurvivinDawg, 07:19 AM, 05-30-01
    • RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,IceCat, 07:31 AM, 05-30-01
      • RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,SurvivinDawg, 07:40 AM, 05-30-01
    • RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,ItzLisa, 08:51 AM, 05-30-01
      • RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,Leif Eriksen, 10:04 AM, 05-30-01
• RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,desert_rhino, 10:04 AM, 05-30-01
  • RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,desert_rhino, 10:08 AM, 05-30-01
    • RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,moonbaby, 11:07 AM, 05-30-01
      • RE: This is the real Shakes the Clown,VampKira, 12:06 PM, 05-30-01

If you're going to take all of that seriously, then I have a bridge to sell you...

I don't think there's anyone on SB.com who pokes more fun at himself than Shakes, and he says things that he knows will get people all worked up.

Relax, take a couple of pills, and come back in the morning with an open mind.

>Relax, take a couple of pills,
>and come back in the
>morning with an open mind.
>
I think it is all his followers who have taken too many pills and still have closed minds.

I lost all respect for the clown on the night of his so called press conference. Do you remember the time that was set for the PC? Do you remember it was on a Thursday night. Many of us had jobs or school the next day. I along with a couple of dozen others waited there for him. But our time meant nothing to the self centered clown. He decided to show up over a half hour later then the time he had set. We were all disposal to his own interest.

He has been the puppeteer pulling the string of all too many posters on this board. It's not too late people. Cut those strings and be free to think for yourselves...

>I
>along with a couple of
>dozen others waited there for
>him.

Oh really??? I don't remember a "STCisEvil" being in chat that night... perhaps you could enlighten us with your real name, instead of hiding behind this cowardly front... remember that the mods can see all (including your IP address) so if your fear was being booted for your comments, you're too late (although you'd never be booted for this pathetic attack... you have to do something truly evil to get booted).

Hmmmm.....so where's the revolving clown head....very suspicious-gator

>Wake up all you clown lovers
>- this is what you
>are supporting:
>
>http://community.survivorblows.com/boards/cgi-bin/dcboard.cgi?az=show_thread&om=324&forum=DCForumID6&omm=0
>
>
>>I am not Jesus......C’mon guys, I’m a much better Jew than that traitor.
>
>Now this must make all you
>Christians feel all warm and
>fuzzy inside about your clown.
>This is what your clown
>has to say about your
>Lord who die for you,
>a painful death on the
>cross...

C'mon.. shakes pokes fun at everyone... but if you must know... the "Jesus" that shakes was referring to in this statement was the "Jesus" that called in to a talk radio show, claiming to know the secrets of Survivor2... shakes had the same PTTE, and consequently people accused him of being the call-in Jesus... next time, do your research before making an ass of yourself...

>This is how he controls you:
>
>
>>I have been silently and subliminally manipulating you, the good people of the SB.com community, since the day I first showed up.
>
>>Sometimes the manipulation was subtle, such as this clip from my first Boot Camp summary:
>
>>Other times, the manipulation was not so subtle, such as this clip from my last Temptation Island summary:

Holy Sh!t... he posted advertisements on our site!!! God Forbid!!! I'll sue his ass for manipulation just as soon as I'm done suing Kellogs, because dammit, every time that tiger comes on the screen, I want Frosted Flakes, and it just isn't fair... he's manipulating me, and I can't help myself... fuck... the problem is that they're great!!!

>This is how he respect you:
>
>
>>I’m running out of time since the PC was supposed to start 5 minutes ago...oh well, if you’re gonna piss everyone off, you might as well be late as well.
>
>>It was always my plan to try and infultrate a website
>
>>-Benedict Shakes

Well, guess what... he infultrated the website, and we love him for it... get a life... this blatant attack is pathetic!!!

But at least he was compassionate enough to know he was pissing us off with the "who is shakes" fiasco... it was nice for him to apoligize in his own way... by being fashionably late... thanks for pointing out the clown's sentimental, kind side...

>I once thought your were smart
>people - now I'm not
>so sure. Take your blinders
>off.

Are you sure you're not shakes, because you're starting to sound like him... maybe you're secretly in love with the clown, or you're jealous that he gets more attention than you do... the very least you could do is attach your screenname to your posts... at least Blu and Dawg have the guts to state their opinions about the clown, however misguided they are...

but you went out and registered your own screenname, with STC in it... that seems to be an endorsement of sorts... and apparently you are too much of a coward to use your own screenname to state your opinions... I hope you realize that none of us that disagree with Blu and Dawg are holding grudges (despite the fact that they are)... tell us who you really are... we won't hate you for posting your opinion, but stand up for yourself... there's nothing more pathetic than someone that's too scared to speak for themselves... that's something that even Dawg can agree with.

Sick of the shakes haters...
Can we please move on???

>Are you sure you're not shakes,
>because you're starting to sound
>like him... maybe you're secretly
>in love with the clown,
>or you're jealous that he
>gets more attention than you
>do... the very least you
>could do is attach your
>screenname to your posts... at
>least Blu and Dawg have
>the guts to state their
>opinions about the clown, however
>misguided they are...

hey sleeeve...didn't a certain clown help us search through the archives earlier tonight doing a search through several weeks worth of stuff? <grin>

>Are you sure you're not shakes,
>because you're starting to sound
>like him

You mean there is a possibility the evil clown is once again playing (tickle, tickle) with you puppet mind?

I've had it up to here with you pathetic whiners. . . and the fact that you lack the balls to post using your real ID (note to webby: boot this jerk in all his/her incarnations!) and had to resort to cutting and pasting remarks to support your lame-ass claims.

And I think I can speak for God on this one: people who use their so-called Christianity in such a way are destined to pay for it in a big way. . . this is just sick.

So some asshole got his feelings hurt from some paranoid, imagined attack (let's all catalogue Dawg's hateful comments, shall we? or is there not enough time for such an Herculean task?). At this point, I don't really give a sh¡t what he thinks--even if there WAS a shred of truth to it! This has gotten totally out of control, and you thin-skinned pussies are behaving far worse than you're accusing Shakes of. . . You're accomplishing nothing more than to make Shakes look better and better--AND giving him more ammo for the next round!

All you people in glass houses, take heed--because the sh¡t's flying back atcha any time now. . .

Get a life, evil one, PLEEZE!
GT

LAST EDITED ON 05-30-01 AT 03:17 AM (EST)

Well said GT!

Somebody once said there's no such thing as bad publicity... the more that is spewed about shakes, the better it is for him. (Dennis Rodman certainly made a career living off his bad boy image)

Regardless of whether all publicity is good publicity, one thing that we haven't tolerated here are anonymous attacks. I don't want to be the person who outs you, STCisEvil (or should I call you by your other new name, STCequalsHate) -- I'd much prefer it if you outed yourself.

Sometimes I love Shakes....sometimes I could shake the Clown til
his red nose falls off.

But....
and ya had to know this was comin,
I'll tell you one thing damned straight, right now:

Dalton doesn't NEED YOU "STCisEvil"

(whoever you are---hidding behind this piece of crap post)

to tell ME who or what to believe in, respect or enjoy on
this or any other Board.

Who knows I might have even at one time believed in or
respected or enjoyed your contributions here. But then
I guess that was all before "STCisEvil" showed up to give
us poor stoopid, gullable, foolish folks --- the "truth"!!

I honestly feel sorry for whoever you are...because with
enemies like YOU....the Clown is sure to go far.

Dalton

Exactly! Are you just trying to feel like Mr. Big Man, making sure all the "pathetic" little SBers see that Shakes is "leading us around by the nose"? As though none of us here can think for ourselves? STCisEvil, aren't you *really* doing the same thing you're accusing Shakes of - trying to make sure we all cater to *your* idiotic way of thinking? Shakes never once said we have to think or act like he does, that's your own hang-up, pal! He may have done some things some of us agree or disagree with, but he's still a valued member of this community, warts, greasepaint and all! Funny how you just *happen* to show up when we have a very serious debate amongst ourselves and further complicate matters! Webby or Aya, please delete this jerk! I see a pattern I've seen before, TAMIA (did you think you were fooling us?) - wait until the board has something big going on that we're all concerned about and then kick us when we're looking the other way! Nice try - why not just give up? We're on to you from post one, no matter how many names you come up with!

**************************************
W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter

Bubbles: "I’m not gonna cry, you big dumb doo-doo-brain!"

Mojo Jojo: “ 'Doo-doo-brain'? That’s it! I’ve had it with your sassy mouth!"

You, sir or madame, are a coward of the highest order...

I will not engage in a debate with a spineless dog who skulks in the shadows of an anonymous post. If you are so uncertain in your beliefs that you cannot bring yourself to stand in the light and engage in an open debate, then your words are unworthy of being posted in the first place.

There is a very good reason why most newspapers refuse to print anonymous editorial content.

If you fail to take responsibility for your words then you give up the right to have your voice heard.

You have NO RIGHT to be heard if you hide your face!

Grow a backbone and take responsibility!

Identify yourself and I will happily address the points of your argument. Remain hidden and I will devote no more thought to anything you have said or will ever say.

>I will not engage in a debate with a spineless dog
>who skulks in the shadows of an anonymous post.

I certainly hope that your referral to "dog" above is not an attempt to say that I am this person making these anonymous posts. I assure you that I have never posted to any SB.com board under any other name than "SurvivinDawg".

*** Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

My use of the phrase 'spineless dog' was, in no way, directed to you, Dawg. I am entirely certain that you have engaged in an honorably open debate on the subject of Shakesvivor.

Rest assured, that any comments that I have to make on the subject will not be made obliquely but, rather, in my usual straight-forward fashion.

BTW... You are entirely welcome to use the SurvivinDawg graphic that I created. I created the graphics for people to use for sigs as well as identifying icons on the webpage. If you find it acceptable, please feel free to use it as you will.

About the logo, I don't think I can use it for two reasons:

1) I could never be so impolite as to use a University of Georgia mascot as my own likeness. I am not worthy of such honor.
2) (and more practical) The University of Georgia copyrights its logos, including the football "G" used in your logo pic. While no money is being made on the logo, it is not clear to me if using it would be a violation of that copyright (or trademark right, as it may more correctly be). So I'll stay out of that arena and not use the logo.

Thanks, anyway.

*** Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

Oh, Sdawg, for goodness sakes!!! I understand you're upset about Shakes, but now you seem to be lashing out at everyone on the board, taking everything personally! IceCat wasn't directing that at you! I know you're pissed, but we're dealing with this jerk here - you're dragging your anger at Shakes into something that has nothing to do with you, and making IceCat a target - just calm down, okay?

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W.L.S.F.C. - NY chapter

Bubbles: "I’m not gonna cry, you big dumb doo-doo-brain!"

Mojo Jojo: “ 'Doo-doo-brain'? That’s it! I’ve had it with your sassy mouth!"

Bozo has friends, hurray!

The Viking is not going to hide behind any name and will say one thing and one thing only on the subject of Bozo and his little game. I don't give a rat's a$s if anyone likes my opinion or not.

I think that Bozo has gone way over the line with some of his personal attacks, especially his comments in his summary (that was as far as I read in the summary). If people think it is fun to be called degrading names, then bow before the clown. If I was a woman and was called a slut, even in so called jest, I would be awful angry. Some of the other comments were hurtful and mean spirited.

I don't like Bozo, have never liked Bozo and never will like Bozo. If you don't like that, too bad.

I realize that this post, which I was not going to make, will feed Bozo's ego a little bit but I have stated my opinion and that is that. Bozo, his sick and demented game, are now boycotted, forever.

No, Bozo, you don't get my sig, you don't deserve to see it.

"The measure of a man is never so clear from who calls him 'friend,' as it is from who calls him 'enemy." -- JV

Icarus steps out for a good quotation.

And, before anyone makes any assumptions about which side of this debate I might be on, read the quotation again. It says NOTHING about which side, it's just a comment from my personal observations on Life, the Universe, and Everything.

-- JV

Icarus steps out for clarity.

Douglas Adams fan, JV? That was quite a loss.
And my two cents on all this other stuff: Shakes has always been inflammatory-no news there. He's probably laughing his clown butt off at all the trouble he's stirred up.

again....WOW Yet ANOTHER thread that totally blows my mind..It sure smells like ass in this place lately. Got any Lysol anyone???

w.l.s.f.c.

Du ar min hjälte, Supermänniska