great job jims!!loved the title, the wheel of fortune, and this line (among others):
Osten then decides to give us a metaphor about a metaphor. You see, his temple is like a car. If it runs out of gas, it cannot run. And Osten doesn't take just only any gas for his temple. He needs Premium, baby.
Great summary. I especially loved the BB refs.
Three is the perfect number.
LAST EDITED ON 11-04-03 AT 02:09 AM (EST)I loved it all, but I startled the dog when I laughed out loud at the stingray doing victory laps.
Also... great tree mail, and I want some of that San Salvador Treat!
Great job!!
These reality show contestants need a reality check!
Great job. Too many brilliant lines to quote but my absolute fav was*ding ding*
That sound means we're running out of time. Jeff will give the wheel a final spin. Vowels worth nothing, consonants worth... $500. Vanna, reveal our puzzle!
OSTE_ IS THE MOST PATHETIC SURVIVOR EVER
Surprisingly, Andrew, Fat Ryan, Darrah, and Tijuana all solve the puzzle instantly. Osten is gone.
Keep up the good work!
Thanks, Jims. Love the "metaphor for a metaphor." heh. Good one.And the BB references "Trish is Head of Household."
Victory lap of the sting ray.
Fat Ryan hahaha
LAST EDITED ON 11-04-03 AT 09:02 AM (EST)Too punny for words.
Absolutely brilliant Jims! So funny Thanks for writing it for our enjoyment- good job!(Fat Ryan, he, he, he)
Another quality Ice Cat creation 2003
Hilarous summary Jims (as always). Some of my faves:"(every person on the Atkins diet throws a brick through their TV screen)
Skinny Ryan has quaintly written the words "Die Jerks" on his buff. Funny. I didn't know Skinny Ryan was German.
Yeah, winners like Jon, for instance. Y'know the art consultant from Virginia who spends each evening eating stale Pop Tarts and watching late night Jerry Springer, while picking his nose.
Dang it, I thought I could make it through the episode without mentioning her! *chases Darrah away to Punland*
Andrew says that he'd love to catch more fish, so they can have dances and parties. I'm sure you were quite the spectacle on the disco floor, Andrew. Stick with the Hokey Pokey. That's what it's all about."
How funny that you mention the Hokey Pokey (it's part of my sigpic). I just knew that's what it was all about!
Thanks for the many laughs Jims!
I.Heart.Jims (and his bling bling too)!
*What if the Hokey-Pokey is really what it's all about?*
Holy mackeral. Someone call the cods.That was hilarious! Such pun-ishment and just for the halibut!
I'd quote my favourite parts but it would be the whole thing.
Great job, Jims!
-aethelstan
My spouse says I'm incorrigible regarding puns. And so encouraged, I continue.
"I thought Happy Pun Time was over! *chases puns away*"I loved all of the happy Puns.... shellfish I think was my fave! Awesome summary Jim!
By Osten's logic, if he can't give 110%, then he quits. God save the Uno player who makes Osten Draw Two.This almost makes up for my VCR not recording the show while I was out of town!
Awesome Summary!!Dang it, I thought I could make it through the episode without mentioning her! *chases Darrah away to Punland*
Say what? Burton is quite possibly the most delusional ghetto playa in The Whole World since Justin Timberlake. But at least he looks So Fresh And So Clean for a change.
Awesome J Slice Creation 2003
God save the Uno player who makes Osten Draw Two.Too f'ing funny.
-P
I thought it was the Out Cats Tribe and I was going to suggest that you and I never watch Survivor again...Jims02!With such a scintillating twist, though, I don't know if I could ever stop. (*yawns*)
Anyway, brilliant summary! Way to make a miserable episode interesting. I loved the punishment but my fave is the tree mail.
The Drunks are disgruntled
And the Morons complain
If you're still watching the show,
you'd have to be insane.
These tribes are a bore.
They're following old trends
So here comes a twist
So this show can beat Friends
A Kyngsladye OriginalI *heart* Jims and his Bling Bling!
that was great!fwiw, when they said their tribe name, I suddenly began humming "the whole world" myself!
I really like that you're calling him Fat Ryan. That is hilarious. Too bad he's not an Outkast cuz then we could call him Phat Fat Ryan.
dammit I had a question... dammit, dammit, dammit...
oh yeah! has anyone seen osten's audition tape (on cbs.com)??? omh! his entire blurb about why he SO belongs in this game is b/c his physical is in the bag, and the rest is ALL mental. he knows it's all about the mind. totally sure.
I found it to be very "ironical."
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>oh yeah! has anyone seen osten's
>audition tape (on cbs.com)??? omh!
>his entire blurb about why
>he SO belongs in this
>game is b/c his physical
>is in the bag, and
>the rest is ALL mental.
>he knows it's all about
>the mind. totally sure.
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>I found it to be very
>"ironical."
Great summary!! I find the summaries more entertaining then the actual show sometimes!!! (Jims summery of episode 7A a perfect example!)BTW, Osten's audition video is a HOOT!!! Especially with all we know now. I especially love the part about one of his hobbies is fishing. (WTH!!!) Yea, his fishing hobby is the kind where you go to Wal-Mart and pick out a pretty guppy to add to your fish tank.
So much to love about that summary...I loved it all from the sea references to Outkast.
A 2003 RolldDice Original
peanut butter and jelly diet bwahahahaThanks for the summary Jims!
If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen.
Thanks for the encouragement!I have a weird way of writing a summary. I start with kinda an outline of the events, and then I add one-liners, some themes, and then some more one-liners.
The Outkast stuff, the tree mail, and the dialogues were there the entire time. The hardest stuff to summarize were the tribal councils without making them TOO boring...
Oh, and the sea puns were added at the last minute. I feel that in every summary a word needs to be bolded.
(Thanks for the quote, ExInterpreter! I actually almost took that line out for flow...)
A boatload of fun
I love your summary so much, I won't even call you Jimmy Wee Wee. Oops.I was howling throughout, but as many wonderful jokes as you included, this was by far my favorite:
God save the Uno player who makes Osten Draw Two.
And ROFLMAO at the Jazzercize video!
We really do have guidelines here. Believe it or not, the Guidelines make things more fun. Really.
Excellent summary Jim! I loved all your Big Brother references, and the interaction between Shawn and Jon. You had me smiling the whole time.
I loved your summary Jims! So much wit!
Fantastic summary Jims02! It was all great, from the fish puns, to Fat Ryan, to God save the Uno player who makes Osten Draw Two , to followed by the weekly Jazzercise group workout. Hey, what do you think they do with the Tribal Council set when they're not using it? ... *cue Jazzercise workout tape*Great job!
That was great, I like the part about the outcats winning and Burton saying" Burton mumbles something about how being voted out is the biggest low. Rupert disagrees. Burton's obviously never visited the Moron tribe before."
Just great. The summarys are almost as good as the shows.
WHOAMI
If we just think about this we can figure it out.
Jims, you crack. me. up.
Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.
I'd gone back to lurking this season, but I had to break cover when I read this summary. (I had to retrieve my password, it was a hassle). But Stuff like this has to be praised. Very funny, Jims02 - many LOLs. Loved the skate doing the victory laps, and Skinny Ryan's apparent knowledge of German. And let's not forget the OutKast tribe (If Burton is Big Boi, Skinny Ryan must be Andre 3000). Excellent.Skiver